AWESOME

He didn't know how to pronounce "acetaminophen" during a press conference on acetaminophen. He looked as though it was literally the very first time he's even seen the word "acetaminophen" during a much-hyped press conference blaming acetaminophen for autism.

How distasteful!

Yes. After all, in the era of the serial lying conman, this is the typical Republican response. 😳👇

Kamala Harris: "It feels chaotic, but what I would offer you is what we are witnessing is the swift implementation of a plan that was decades in the making. Project 2025 didn't just drop out of thin air. That's a product of decades of work. Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation ... "

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We ask Black people “What’s the whitest thing about you?”

Trump’s summer was a non-stop crap factory!

Ted Cruz shows off his super authentic accent!

Always a privilege to be on the Late Show! Tune in tonight on CBS to see my conversation with Stephen Colbert.

spineLESS Dems who voted FOR gop resolution praising kirk 4 “respectful civil discourse” & “worked tirelessly 2 promote unity...”😈🤬1 Aguilar - California Ansari - Arizona Auchincloss - Massachusetts Balint - Vermont Bera - California Boyle - Pennsylvania Budzinski - Illinois Case - Hawaii

Danish police have been unable to confirm the type or the number of drones seen around Copenhagen Airport, they have said in a press conference. "It is not known where the drones came from. It is also not known where they have since flown," Deputy Police Inspector Jakob Hansen told reporters.

99.9% of users will have zero clue what this could mean for them. All they understand is Alt/Ctrl/Delete

Mobster government; Trump always wants a taste. Literally demanding "a fee" that could amount to billions.

Omg. People tell him anything to appease him and then he repeats it in his speeches.

Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

I stand with this statement and Jimmy!

CK as the next martyr? The Christian White Nationalists may have found what they were looking for! Take a listen!👇🏼 #pinks

Since when has "truth" been important to them?

As of noon ET, Fox News has not mentioned reports that its then-employee Tom Homan accepted a bag of cash from undercover FBI agents as part of a corruption probe closed under the Trump administration. www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...

tylenol was introduced until the 50s. autism was identified in 1911.

🚨 Trump & RFK Jr. are pushing a Tylenol-autism scare — without proof ⚠️ This is chaos politics, not science. ✔️ FDA: No proof of harm ✔️ Doctors: Still safest in pregnancy ✔️ Big studies: No causal link 👉 Parents: Stay calm. Trust your doctor, not politicians Trump & RFK Jr.’s Baseless Tylenol Scare ⤵️

The US is launching a bailout of Argentina one month before that country’s midterm elections.

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"I have spent the last few weeks addressing and preparing for a military invasion by the President of the United States. No, I’m not a soldier or a foreign adversary. I’m the Governor of Illinois"

💖 Great guitar solo youtu.be/fAKsz9SPX-k?...

Another authoritarian red flag 🚩 Pentagon reporters can no longer gather or share information unless the government signs off first. And if they get away with it here, nothing is off limits next.

Focus. Ignore the bright, shiny objects…

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game. The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

WE ARE ALL CHARLIE KIRK!

Stephen Miller says we are evil, wicked, envious, nothing. Says they are good, pure, righteous. He tells them we build nothing, are nothing. He dehumanizes us so it’s easier to hurt us. Maybe kill us. All because we are different. He isn’t warning of war, he’s declaring it and it's chilling.

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This is what politicization of the Justice Department results in.

If you are in a letter writing mood. I’m enjoying the choice of postage stamp

Something we can agree on halfway. Besides they already have J6 Confederate Day and Epstein's death birthday. Release the Epstein Files and add another day.

I regret having no Disney Channel to cancel.

Until I see Americans on this platform posting photos from demonstrations and actions against Trump that they participated in themselves I'm not taking opposition to Trump seriously. When EuroMaidan went underway Ukrainians from all walks of life went into the trenches, because that's what it takes.

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We must keep annoying president thin skin. He ousted Kimmel for laughing at him. He's getting rid of Colbert for laughing at him. We've just got to keep laughing at him, People, maybe his head will explode.

New: We have just sued ICE to demand it turns over a secretive spyware contract that it refuses to release: www.404media.co/were-suing-i...

find me another Dem that wouldn't be too afraid to do this. seriously.