New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain to @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social the glorious #OuijaShark2, plus Christian breakdancing, Bibleman eras, sack tap culture, absurdist Dice Clay, Converse EFX, gator cookies, & more! Subscribe to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/explan...

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, comic artist Lance Orr joins us to discuss ICE SKATING & CLEAN WEEK in #SailorMoon, plus gaslighting your pain, hand crank trains, chuggin' cocoa, octopus hockey, GILFs, Obie Trice, boob horns, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/CVlCKaSaY64

NEW Citizens of Townsville Z! @gonkbinary.bsky.social of Distant Echoes joins me to discuss FROG PRINCES & COLLEGE COURSES in #PowerpuffGirls Z, plus love triangles, noisy cats, being Blossom, helium beetles, community kisses, Bop-It, & more! Subscribe now to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/citize...

Du Jour means cult classic! This week marks the 25th Anniversary of the #JosieandthePussycats movie. What's your favorite part of the film?

Just bought a timeshare on Rug Island. Only cost me 20 green pens!

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, Nicole & I discuss PRINCESS LESSONS & SKI SCHOOL in #SailorMoon, plus crying cats, home ec., loving filler, skunk names, kiss-ipline, the royal litter, Archie's Gals, Bluey cheesecake, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/7ImumkXHPgE

New DETH TO SQUIDS! This week we finish our time in PERFECTION while discussing 2004's "Tremors 4: The Legend Begins", plus prose poems, wild west tropes, GunHed, The Terminator vs Teeth, turkey tubes, tipping horses, Classic Dukes, & more! Avail. where podcasts are: youtu.be/bVLsi2jZgC8

The moment you press play on a movie at 8 PM vs The second it hits 8:01 PM.

Dragon Boy Suede (aka Howard Kremer from MTV’s Austin Stories) brings us a banger revolutionary anthem with some adolescent humor. He has a killer flow with the line: “A hundred and seventy-five thousand signed up, that’s a hundred and seventy-five wives I gotta f—-“

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, Nicole & I discuss PAST LIVES & THROWING SCISSORS in #SailorMoon, plus pasta arms, butt wine, c*nty bathrooms, frozen zippers, beautiful deaths, Italian ghosts, being normal, gettin' the works, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/sQx_J8c7i5I

New DETH TO SQUIDS! This week we head home while discussing 2001's "Tremors 3: Back to Perfection", plus jedi powers, zombie blasters, prose poetry, #BatmanForever, the TED show, father guns, tasting smells, the throat goat, Dry Gods, molting, more! Avail. where podcasts are: youtu.be/pfGTi9MNrwE

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, Nicole & I discuss SAILOR V & NEW CATS in #SailorMoon, plus "What If...?" stories, Dollar Tree butter, haloing yourself, familiars, sheep bleating, drop kicks, grandpa's eyes, cats stealing food, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/2d-Xd1iy4LM

This was an absolute blast. Cannot wait to binge this movie and the series! Thanks for having us on and introducing us to this incredible film, @marshlandmedia.bsky.social!

New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain to Cass & Tommy of @distantechoespod.bsky.social 1978's Star Wars-like masterpiece #MessageFromSpace, plus human Ewoks, colonial vampires, Deku Nut Wheels, cloaca, Don Quixote, & more! Subscribe to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/explan...

New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain to @goose from kaisertown horror-comedy #HollywoodChainsawHookers, plus Duke Nukem Forever, noir voice over, meme songs, kill rooms, Werewolf healing, Freakazoid, & more! Subscribe to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/explan...

If every rapper rhymed like Sean Price, I'd like how every rapper rhymed.

New DETH TO SQUIDS! This week we go graboid huntin' while discussing 1996's "Tremors 2: Aftershocks", plus MADtv, prostate punches, worm love, hot geologists, birthday punches, soaking, Bluey fembots, the Atlanta Hawks, "Placenta: Afterbirth", more! Avail. where podcasts are: youtu.be/OH2gmdUVqCg

Do you think Fat Bastard REALLY ate a baby, or was he joking? Like, in what context did he eat the baby?

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, Nicole & I discuss CHUNKY CATS and LIVE TOKU SHOWS in #SailorMoon, plus resetting the brain, Ring Pops, devil doors, pushing out bones, lake flavor, lady frat boys, thigh magic, Butter kisses, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/wsbx3mlg0gE

GROOVE IS IN THE HEAARRRTTTTT~ We're flying solo as we wind down our coverage of Star Wars: Visions Volume 3, and we're talking about one of our favorite episodes this volume has to offer. 🟢: bit.ly/460bYlg 🍎: apple.co/4tyEeVW 🏳️‍🌈: glitterjaw.com/distant-echoes

NEW Citizens of Townsville Z! @mohawkjohnson.bsky.social returns to discuss CLOWN HAIR & SNOWBALLING FIBS in #PowerpuffGirls Z, plus meeting fans, Yogi Bear, Rev Run, sugar mommas, new fashion, going viral, High School Musical 2, & more! Subscribe now to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/citize...

New DETH TO SQUIDS! This week we hug rocks to discuss 1990's classic "Tremors", plus Freon stories, Gizmo, Kickboxer rankings, full dong peeing, Victor Wong, Boogerman, the CHUD Jellyroll, sucking on pennies, bunker living, grenade launchers, more! Avail. where podcasts are: youtu.be/9ShfNQsQ0Fc

Me, when my nightly Claritin & Cymbalta hit.

I love my friends 🥰

New MINI MEATBALL GIRLS! This month, I play a HORROR edition of Movie Review Triade of Nicole's making, plus we discuss spaghetti restaurants, sexy demons, SOME diarrhea, SCARY movies, found footage films, deedles in the wind, & more! Subscribe now to listen! www.patreon.com/posts/mini-m...

If Peanut, the Jeff Dunham puppet, were real... would his species be one we'd eat? What would he taste like? What if I have a taste, a hunger for Peanut meat?

Congrats to my ol' buddy ol' pal 'o mine Eric Kirsammer on his appearance in @chicagomag.com, touting @chicagocomics.bsky.social, the best damn comics store in Chicago! www.chicagomag.com/chicago-maga...

New year, new me... My January newsletter is out now in your inboxes or via the link in my bio!

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, Nicole & I discuss GRANDPAS ON THE LOOSE and LOVE RECTANGLES in #SailorMoon, plus dog spit, needing a Patreon win, sharts, hashed foods, barking, breast milk cheese, classic anime himbos, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/8jbg924Od1o

New EWNC! This month we're discussing 2016's based-on-a-story comedy, "Army of One", plus Brother Doctors, DSM-4, airheads, Letters to Osama, shipping swords, IRL fruit ninja, American apples, island living, pro-genitals, & more! #NicCage Subscribe now to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/engage...

New DETH TO SQUIDS! This week we get CLEAN to discuss 1995's #KickBoxer 5: Redemption, plus Clean Week rules, silly soup, children listeners, beautiful spinach, Flaming Fist, fire spray, Man vs 100 Sheep, charisma, & more! Avail. where podcasts are: youtu.be/QBQvUVIDhFE

New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain to @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social holiday horror-comedy #ChristmasBloodbath, plus clean week, the BK Kidz Club, PNG VFX, FNAF lore, the Buffalo connection, Karate Sleepover, & more! Subscribe to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/explan...

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, Nicole & I STAY CLEAN and discuss SOOTHSAYING CRUSHES in #SailorMoon, plus Reese's Pieces, CLEAN Week, mooning daddy, M-Dash pilled, escaping a Final Destination, 9-volt licks, fellow brunettes, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/42F_DDEUEQw

After having it on the shelf for 7 years, Nicole & I FINALLY started watching #GARO, and I'm glad we waited. I don't think we would've vibe with the non-practical FX, but now it just hits real nice! Excited to be watching it for pure enjoyment, and not to review for a podcast 🥰

NEW Citizens of Townsville Z! Tyler "MC Deep" Bergquist returns for CLEAN WEEK to discuss ROWDYRUFF GIRLS in #PowerpuffGirls Z, plus femboys, Fiction Town, cootie central, fart sniffers, Bluey lore, Here's Your Sign", Chekov's CPR, & more! Subscribe now to listen: www.patreon.com/posts/citize...

Part of the opening sequence to StarHenge. I'm currently chipping away at Book 2...

Message from the Snow King

Bluey isn't just for kids and parents. It's perfect for zooted adults, too!

Happy 10th birthday to my vasectomy 🥳

There are two types of people; people who see Simon Bisley cover art when they close their eyes and people who don't.

New MINI MEATBALL GIRLS! This month, Nicole plays a NICOLAS CAGE edition of Movie Review Triade, plus we discuss Sugar Mommies, garbage men, American politics, reversed zerberts, being swallowed, safe voring, E.T. on the loose, & more! Subscribe now to listen! www.patreon.com/posts/mini-m...

Boomer-minded folks listening to RUSH these days: "I hear those woke Maples are ANTIFA!"

New MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! This week, Nicole & I discuss ASS KICKERS & BOXING PREACHERS in #SailorMoon, plus Christmas moments, Coma Dog, GG Allin, anime beams, zoo rescues, nephew references, zerberts, bug sized dogs, weirdo girls, & more! Avail, wherever podcasts are found: youtu.be/Hw1RUZ2ctQE

I wonder when Hallmark+ is going to start dubbing anime 🤔

New episode of "Explanation Required"! This month, I explain to @goosevonkaiser.bsky.social 2008's CLASSIC splatter film "Tokyo Gore Police!!! Plus, this episode was such a PRIME example of what this podcast is we made it FREE to listen to! No subscription required: www.patreon.com/posts/explan...

Take to the stage for Spidey's infamous Broadway rock musical, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark! From Arachne to U2, we rise above the disastrous production of boys falling from the sky to see how this works as a Spider-Man adaptation. Out now: wallopingwebsnappers.wordpress.com/2025/12/30/3...

New DETH TO SQUIDS! This week we get gritty and sad to discuss 1994's #KickBoxer 4: The Aggressor, plus Bhad Bhabie, WMAC Masters, Trancers 6, narcocorrido, heavy melon breasts, Sebastian the Bob Dylan Crab, nearing completion, gun kata, & more! Avail. where podcasts are: youtu.be/XB-gz5cuxlg

Drawing during family Christmas.

Hah, bumgub.

Being a part of the family in my own way.