Taylor Swift proved Patrick Star’s theory right. Mayonnaise is an instrument.

Can I borrow somebody who eat more vegetables immune system real quick?

Let me change your life (make it worse while offering mediocre penis)

Fellas is it gay to giggle after sucking some dick?

“We would be at brunch right now if the democrats won” The children were in cages during blue and red presidencies and you want mimosas and omelettes back. That’s bad actually. Your thirst for reprieve when all you do is vote every 4 years is bad. You are bad.

Yo girl came over and gave me the ole stank coochie shuffle 🤪🤤👀🙈

Stop arguing with niggas Luffy would punch the color off of

The same Latin kings that beat the shit out of black people alongside the cops during the 2020 uprisings are noticeably silent/missing now that ICE running through Pilsen and little village grabbing people

I can’t get twin to stop diggin in his butt. Please send help!

I am not telling anyone to do anything. What I am saying is this: When I got arrested for beating up a cop the police department wanted to make an example out of me in order scare protestors That’s because hitting them back is their greatest fear

I am seeing a lot of people record ice when they grab people and not nearly enough swinging on.

There is no better feeling in the world than being a cis man and having your partner slip and call you girl mid-kiki

I want to be on all def digital’s roast me. My favorite thing to do is verbally attack strangers.

Do I become more autistic if I take Tylenol as an adult? Does the dinosaur/pokemon autism I already have get stronger or do I spec into other autisms like trains etc? Is it like a rare candy where one Tylenol is one autism level? Do I learn new moves? What does this do to my stats?

Yall not fucking because you have bad relational skills that make it hard to be with you. I’m not fucking because I don’t want anybody in my house.

Yall ain’t have to pretend the rapture was coming in order to get out of going to work. You can just quit your jobs.

Since the rapture didn’t happen is it cool with yall if I just go ahead and kms anyway?

Some of yall hips be lying. Dishonest body bitches

All the shit yall was afraid of communism doing is being done to you by capitalism. The state owns your home, your land, your speech and your body but free lunch for kids is the thing that got you active and heated.

The people who followed me for my politics are gonna be in for a helluva surprise when I start being horny on on main

I’m not finna have no serious debate with you over a mf that looked like Peppermint Larry. Are you fucking insane?

A shit load of content creators came out of the woodwork to denounce violence after the death of Charlie Kirk. People who don’t even talk about politics all came out to have important conversations about gun safety and the preciousness of life.

Yall keep mocking me for horny posting instead of fucking me. Would you mock a hungry man for having a growling stomach instead of offering him soup?

I will now be unbusting every nut I gave to OF creators who are pro Charlie Kirk. GIVE ME MY FUCKING KIDS BACK!

I do not feel safe around white people who feel comfortable engaging regularly with white supremacists even if yall are debating. You are on a first name basis with neo nazis who you make content and money with on jubilee 3 times a year. That’s yo coworker. I don’t trust you.

The free speech champions are trying to revoke and deny people’s passports for using their freedom of speech. The people who keep saying “if you don’t like it here then move” now aren’t allowing us to move…what does the right actually want?

Not liking Charizard is a difference of opinion. Preferring Vegeta to Goku is a difference in opinion. Liking Han more than bacon is a difference in opinion. THINKING WOMEN SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO VOTE OR TELL MEN NO TO SEX IS NOT A DIFFERENCE INNOPINION

Yall “eat the rich” *Charlie Kirk gets shot with a net worth of 12 mil Yall “wait no. Not like that. 😢”

To a lot of white liberals Different political views = minorities don’t deserve life/rights

Takes a lot of bravery to talk out of the side of your neck about school shootings with a teenager’s nickname.

White people on the left are showing us that they do not value our lives. Charlie Kirk built a platform on arguing that George Floyd deserved to be slaughtered by the police in public, that trans people shouldn’t exist and that women shouldn’t have rights and white liberals are calling -

The line be long af at the barbershop cuz yo lying ass got the barber spray painting your hairline back on. Taking up everybody time cuz you need blanket to do yo cut. I fuckin hate yall

I don’t know what kinda club they was in but the soda they made is weak af

When yo shaft rub against one of his hemorrhoids but it tickles

Got tested so I can start my hoe phase H going home O Eating leftovers P H A Sleeping E

Why can’t I pee and cum at the same time? Why am I not strong enough?!

“I shaved it for you” girl no tf you didn’t. I’m a grown man. If my beard not getting tangled in it then it is not for me!

That’s bad. You would be at brunch and Gaza would still be under attack, police would still batter black people in public but you would be safer. Liberalism is about defending a racist status quo. Not progress

Certified Problem

White people will complain about black on black crime in a neighborhood they would never go to then turn on a documentary about The Hungarian Interregnum. Mf you need to be worried about Charles I, not me!

Italian Americans keep trying to lasagna their way out of acknowledging that they used lynch black people so white people would like them and I’m not gonna let them.

Saving the thirst trap so you can look at it in private later so it doesn’t show in your friend’s feed cuz insta is a snitch ass app is actually much creepier. Just let me look at ass and titties. I’m a grown ass man!

Being a caffeine addict is fucking embarrassing. Bitch there’s meth out here!

I intend on surviving this fascist regime because there are four or five baddies I still wanna slang dick to before I die

Men be like “my mom yelled at me to clean my room when I was 12 and that’s why I hit my ex-wife with a skillet.”

If you as a member of any sort of US armed force get sent to a major city to “clean up crime” and they don’t tell you that in that city the homicide rate dropped 40% because they opened up shelters THEY ARE LYING TO YOU AND WANT YOU TO KILL POOR PEOPLE

Jubilee debate videos are just Brazzers gangbang vids for nazi apologists who are too afraid to show up at rallies

If you come to work and your boss tells you to attack veterans, throw tents away with homeless people still in them, arrest people without due process and you do it because they said so homie you might be a piece of shit.

Will Smith makes the most ok music of 2007 to ever drop in 2025 and yall need to respect that and him!

I love me a short wide mf. Come here mini fridge! You cool af!