Yall would rather have martyrs than comrades and that’s why you record ICE instead of swinging on them when there are 40 of you and 7 of them.

Watching my local government stand up against ICE while being mad at the Chicago Police Department for supporting them while I sit here with a felony from a defund ICE protest because I hit a cop who assaulted people while supporting ICE fills me with an indescribable and unyielding rage

“How could Johnathan Ross join ICE when his wife is an immigrant?” Thomas Jefferson used to assault his slaves and then sell the children from those assaults Yall are always 300 years late to every conversation that has ever been had.

I’m not taking “violence is never the answer” advice about ICE from the same crowd who says “kids don’t get beat enough. That’s why they act like that” Shut yo bitch ass all the way the fuck up

White people, everything they said about black people when the police shot us on camera they will now start saying about you. Remember your own tactics. Do not fall for your own propaganda.

If you are gonna shoot people on the left, call them domestic terrorists, and then accuse them of being violent while lying about what you did then there is honestly no logical or legal reason for the left to not actually be violent.

She looks like sushi from the Mariano’s Trench. Yes I said Mariano’s on purpose.

Erika Kirk looks like a very pretty angler fish. Why are yall listening to a sea creature about politics. She doesn’t know what a senate is. They don’t have those in Atlantic

Marrying a man who didn’t think women should vote and then taking over his multimillion dollar platform after his death would be the serve of the century if it wasn’t being done by a racist mashed potato in a power suit.

Y’all’s willingness to give credence to the thoughts of any person who had raw sex with a man that looks like he bites chicken broth is beyond understanding

Nicki Minaj at Turning Point USA trying to get them to go on college debate tours again so her husband can legally be near some teenagers

I miss when Nicki Minaj was on my timeline for music and not for pissing me tf off

I lost 200 followers for disliking Dave Chappelle as if yall don’t pay me money to be mean to republicans and rich people.

It is extremely brave of Dave Chapelle to criticize the government he told millions of his fans to support after making as much money off of them as possible while galvanizing them against trans people for literally no fucking reason at all. Very brave indeed Dave.

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

Ariana Grande is the only African-American woman Cynthia Erivo has ever liked

So apparently ICE is back in Chicago and with that news I want to ask people a couple of questions because I am sure this will come up and honestly it needs to: Are we prepared to be violent? What are legal options for shooting people who grab you and don’t/won’t identify themselves?

For the “ICE is detaining people without criminal records” crowd I have a criminal record, specifically for protesting ICE years ago. Do I deserve detainment? I was born on 95th St. in Chicago IL. Do I deserve to be detained by immigration in the city I was born in for having a record?

Everything my parents hated about me are the reasons I can pay my rent

At some point we need to talk about how yo girl hammed my entire burger last summer

Going back in time and kicking my dad in the dick to prevent me from happening

People: bro what’s wrong with you? Why are you like this? Me: *tells them two things my parents did to me People: oooh. Omg….

It’s not just the racism that makes being a black content creator difficult. It’s also the gaslighting. I know I used to get 300k views on videos and now I can’t manage to get 1k cuz the algo got messed up by the president. But the comments are gonna tell me I fell off when I make the same shit.

Doctor said I got contact dermatitis from my dish detergent. I don’t know who tf Dermatitis is but I have never had contact with that mf and neither has my dish soap. This is conspiracy. Big pharma is lying. WHY THE FUCK DO MY HANDS ITCH?!

I have a Costco membership just in case somebody 42 or older wants to ruin my life for a week and a half .

What if they forget about me because I didn’t post this week?

They don’t like when I post about politics but the politics dictate whether or not I get to be alive. Do they want me here or not?

If you ever feel bad about yourself just know I tried to spell negoshiate with a “c” today and I’m still out here thriving. Keep yo head up!

What if I sent the moaning nut vid with the sound on but it’s got ed edd n eddy sound effects?

Can a weirdly hot they/them with hairy legs please tell me why the moon is ruining my life? I’m so confused

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

The last few months were a test to see what ICE could get away with. Chicago showed them that: The police will defy the law to help them and attack their fellow citizens That the state police will defy the law and the governor will ignore it That the people will record but won’t swing

A racist and a racist are dating?! No fucking way!!!

I talk about how voting shouldn’t be our only option in a country founded on violent revolution and democrats get mad I talk about how some voting can be strategically advantageous specifically local elections and other leftists get mad I breathe and republicans call me a racial slur

I’m built like a dude that “looks pretty good for 50” but I’m 31…..

“Fellas is it gay to-“ YES! Now do it harder to make the fuck niggas mad!

Yall hate trans people more than you hate pedophiles and that shit weird af

At this point if Kermit don’t want Ms. Piggy I’ll fucking do it.

The moon got me acting up if anybody wants some raw premarital

One thing about me, imma leave my face in them nudes. If you think this dick is pretty you gonna know it’s mine!

Spooky season is over. Are yall gonna stfu now?

What do you mean you in a racist motorcycle gang. If you see niggas on the street just keep driving. Your bike is faster. Yall think about us all damn day and it’s stupid

Where did this half white half Chinese boy with a Filipino voice actor get a blaccent from?

“Well to be fair” is always followed by either the most irrelevant or most idiotic shit you ever heard and it’s always in defense of some bullshit. “That cop just punched a person” “Well to be fair they had on a green dress.” Nigga what?! Go die right now!

I won’t but somebody will and then nobody does. You have to. You have to because nobody will. Assume you are the only one every time.

I miss being an alcoholic. I was just as sad and just as mean but people thought it was whiskey. Now everyone knows I’m just like this.

You’re jerking off to nudes. I’m jerking off to the memory of someone I let down. We are not the same!

The flies are consuming my body cuz I’m the shit

This is how it feels to be friends with multiple polycules but to never get invited to any of the play parties