A gym shoe wouldn’t but a

The government that inspired you to be racist to me is not in this room with us. These hands however….

“When are you going to stop talking about money?” When I make a livable wage off of comedy. If you pressed yo boss about not paying you the way you press me for surviving the same capitalism you’re in you’d have a house by now ho ass nigga!

Tf I gotta do to get SZA to like my shit? I be going viral. I been going viral longer than y’all have. I be going viral on purpose. I be finely crafting my shit. It’s not fucking fair!

I dead ass live in a world where I struggle trying to convince an audience of half a million people that maybe 2k of them should hop on the Patreon for $2 a month but a white woman can call a child the nword and crowdfund hundreds of thousands of dollars.

If you don’t read a book a month you shouldn’t be rapping. You don’t know enough words and you aren’t good at using the ones you do. Turn that weak shit off and go to the library.

The government is run by mfs who push mongo

Black people would probably be able to hear y’all more about the man with Tourette’s yelling the n word if y’all would stop rewarding racists for saying

Not to ruin it with woke but white people got on the internet and said Philando Castile, Trayvon Martin, Tony McDade, Sandra Bland, Rekia Boyd, Breonna Taylor and many others deserved to get shot, cheered when children were being ripped away from their parents by ICE -

Somebody said “you are what you eat” to me today and I got upset. I don’t want to be discharge

I will never forgive the internet for showing me who Clavicular is against my will

Y’know the king of Hawaii made these

White people think DEI is the same as the nepotism they benefit from. They think a job actually being forced to read my application, NOT HIRE ME JUST READ MY APPLICATION, is the same as when their dad knew a guy who knew a guy and it never was

Greg Bovino looking real catchable outside rn

Giving me extra nuggets is working class solidarity

I have an esteem about my art, time and being that is usually only retained by white men performing a task with no experience who “read about it on Facebook” and a lot of yall do not like that

A legal gun owning white man was killed by ICE The second amendment “what if we need to stop the government” crowd is silent The NRA is silent The “school shootings are fake. We need our guns” crowd is silent The don’t tread on me crowd is getting tread on

Two days ago a neo-nazi was getting beaten up in Minneapolis by protestors he harassed and black and brown men who were among the protestors saved him. Today we all woke up and different neo-nazis shot a man. What did we learn class?

Lost my mind yesterday Lost my voice today I sure do hope my virginity is next

How many times does the onion have to not hire me for a job I am extremely qualified for before I am allowed to talk shit about them without it ruining my career?

“What if they enact martial law” They already are. There are armed federal agents going door to door. We are there already “We can’t hit them. That’s what they want” No it isn’t, that’s not how abusers work. They attack people in groups. They attack who they perceive as weak. They are cowards.

Fantastic Feet and Where To Suck Them

“Joy is resistance” and “Rest is revolutionary” was supposed to be for people in the fight to remember that they have a full range of emotions other than rage and they they deserve to feel and experience other things.

A lot of yall would rather have martyrs than comrades That’s why you don’t fight

Police will not protect you from ICE. Both of them kidnap, cage, sexually assault, brutalize and antagonize black and brown people they find suspicious at random. They have the same job. They do the same thing. If we didn’t end stop and frisk they would be asking for your papers too.

She looks like sushi from the Mariano’s Trench. Yes I said Mariano’s on purpose.

Erika Kirk looks like a very pretty angler fish. Why are yall listening to a sea creature about politics. She doesn’t know what a senate is. They don’t have those in Atlantic

Marrying a man who didn’t think women should vote and then taking over his multimillion dollar platform after his death would be the serve of the century if it wasn’t being done by a racist mashed potato in a power suit.

Y’all’s willingness to give credence to the thoughts of any person who had raw sex with a man that looks like he bites chicken broth is beyond understanding

Nicki Minaj at Turning Point USA trying to get them to go on college debate tours again so her husband can legally be near some teenagers

I miss when Nicki Minaj was on my timeline for music and not for pissing me tf off

I lost 200 followers for disliking Dave Chappelle as if yall don’t pay me money to be mean to republicans and rich people.

It is extremely brave of Dave Chapelle to criticize the government he told millions of his fans to support after making as much money off of them as possible while galvanizing them against trans people for literally no fucking reason at all. Very brave indeed Dave.

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

Ariana Grande is the only African-American woman Cynthia Erivo has ever liked

So apparently ICE is back in Chicago and with that news I want to ask people a couple of questions because I am sure this will come up and honestly it needs to: Are we prepared to be violent? What are legal options for shooting people who grab you and don’t/won’t identify themselves?

For the “ICE is detaining people without criminal records” crowd I have a criminal record, specifically for protesting ICE years ago. Do I deserve detainment? I was born on 95th St. in Chicago IL. Do I deserve to be detained by immigration in the city I was born in for having a record?

Everything my parents hated about me are the reasons I can pay my rent

At some point we need to talk about how yo girl hammed my entire burger last summer

Going back in time and kicking my dad in the dick to prevent me from happening

People: bro what’s wrong with you? Why are you like this? Me: *tells them two things my parents did to me People: oooh. Omg….

It’s not just the racism that makes being a black content creator difficult. It’s also the gaslighting. I know I used to get 300k views on videos and now I can’t manage to get 1k cuz the algo got messed up by the president. But the comments are gonna tell me I fell off when I make the same shit.

Doctor said I got contact dermatitis from my dish detergent. I don’t know who tf Dermatitis is but I have never had contact with that mf and neither has my dish soap. This is conspiracy. Big pharma is lying. WHY THE FUCK DO MY HANDS ITCH?!

I have a Costco membership just in case somebody 42 or older wants to ruin my life for a week and a half .

What if they forget about me because I didn’t post this week?

They don’t like when I post about politics but the politics dictate whether or not I get to be alive. Do they want me here or not?

If you ever feel bad about yourself just know I tried to spell negoshiate with a “c” today and I’m still out here thriving. Keep yo head up!

What if I sent the moaning nut vid with the sound on but it’s got ed edd n eddy sound effects?

Can a weirdly hot they/them with hairy legs please tell me why the moon is ruining my life? I’m so confused