Coworker: "I wish more people would use this template." Me: "Can we link to it?" Coworker: "No, it's not shared with everyone." Me: *dies*

Thanks to this @pennyarcade.bsky.social comic, my friends and I have been celebrating Sandwich Day every September 5 for 20+ years. Happy Sandwich Day to all who celebrate! www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/0... @tychobrahe.bsky.social @cwgabriel.bsky.social

The Foot Feta-ish Burger This patty is stuffed with fresh feta and served with mustard, mayo, and Sriracha. It has a slightly salty bite and the peppery crunch of fresh arugula.

The One Man Yam Burger This burger is topped with sweet yam slices and candied bacon. Candied bacon probably sounds like a redundant made-up idea--like extra great amazingness--but it's a real thing.

@stefgilmour.bsky.social, just published the latest in her Alex Steward series, Track the Wolf! If you like fast-paced urban fantasy, enjoyed any of the other books, or want to support an independent artist, grab a copy here: a.co/d/0KHGlt9 #werewolfbooks #urbanfantasyseries #alexstewardseries

It's NOT a great day for baseball.

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger Beef patty topped with mushrooms and a spicy coconut-peanut sauce, served on a sesame seed bun.

It's a great day for baseball!

Cheeses is Born Burger This burger sounds religious. It's not. It's an all-beef patty flavored with mustard and sauteed mushrooms, tomatoes, and garlic. It's topped with baby Swiss and Jarlsberg (cheeses) and a drizzle of brown gravy.

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER NO I AM NOT KIDDING (1/69)

Happy Ash Wednesday to all who celebrate.

Looking for funny on a Friday? Here's an incomplete list of people who make me laugh. 😎 go.bsky.app/JFyiSxk

date: i’m a single mom me, a one-upper: i’m two moms

Reminder that a lot of fab accounts who are funny are here, in case you need some a those go.bsky.app/Tg2K9bB

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

Bus Stop (1/5)