This can't be the film. What am I watching? Why is she dressed like that? Why is she speaking like that? Why does he look like that? Why are they this old? What scene is this? ANSWER THE QUESTION

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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how a big ginger bear ended up nude on the beach.

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how a big ginger bear ended up nude on the beach.

It’s wild that 2024 was last year.

Since the world is a mess, I'm just gonna say it: I didn't like the sound design or humour in the second half of The Last Jedi. The sound is flat or just not there when you're expecting atmosphere. And the humour is out of place and undercuts the danger the resistance is in.

Hi. Republicans don’t sell themselves as evil. It’s a normative standard based on patterns. But Democrats being ineffective is as much a pattern and would, if applied as the normative standard, undermine your reasons for criticising them more than Republicans. The analogy fails as justification.

Dying. Or just a bad stomach ache. Can’t tell.

[Lane Kim voice] 'Beethoven'? The one with the dog?

Look, in case anyone from back in the day on Twitter is here and heard me go on and on about the worst of academic philosophers and their elegant sophistry deployed as rigor, this is it. This is that. This guy and the Catholic (derogatory) set of philosophers like him are the guilty party.

French Dude-le. Chi-guy-hua. Bro-brador.

‘That’s him, officer. That’s the man who didn’t tag all his selfies and nudes on Tumblr with #me or #gpoy so I could look at them.’ The judge bangs HER gavel: ‘One billion years of posting cock and balls to main for that man.’

I thought WE were doing the war on Christmas??

Happy ! 🌲

pre-christmas workout

David Brooks should be fired. Wait, I’m hearing he wrote a scathing piece telling democrats and media to ignore the Epstein Files without admitting he visited Epstein and is in the files. Well, as I was saying…

I dunno who needs to hear this, but it’s cool that you can lift heavy things. I’m very impressed by you. You’re a big strong boy.

He’s nude and helpless. Attack!

He is literally nude. Of all his pics, this is the one you gotta blow up. C’mon.

It's a tiny consolatory validation of the Trump era to find that, yeah, you were right to move away from online atheism all those years ago. Not because you became less of an atheist - but because there are many, many people of faith who you share moral kinship with and many atheists who you don't.

Gingers, never forget what they took from us.

Gays will break up and start posting ‘inspirational’ quotes about how much they don’t care anymore and how they’re focusing on themselves. And to them it seems like they’re posting their growth, but to the rest of us, no, they’re posting their breakup. I think there’s beauty in the asymmetry.

Villain origin story where it’s just that your cat went to the guest unrequested even after you called to it directly.

Felt decently thick after workout today. #thickthursday

Is there a Simpsons movie where it’s just every scene of Hans Moleman from the early seasons? And it’s stitched together with bridging scenes showing how he escaped one scene and ended up in the next? Convinced it exists.

People don't get how bad Hanania is at making an argument. Here he is arguing that stigmatising 50 year old men for being attracted to 20 year olds (early in the piece they're 17) is harmful because it's wrong to stigmatise relationships that can lead to procreation.

the weak should fear the strong

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

Sabrina Carpenter made a stronger statement than Microsoft or Nintendo

My contribution to the side discourse is: sides are valid, don’t assume just communicate, and sometimes the diva persona is just to cover that you’re an arsehole. Follow me for more recipes.

Stumbled on an old article from a conservative (now turned fascist) appropriating Simone Weil's words on revolution to do the 'progressives are uppity college students in need of adult supervision' bit. My guy, Simon De Beauvoir wasn't revolutionary enough for her. She'd go for your throat.

Robert Felch Kennedy Jr.

sorry,

remember 'only Andrew Cuomo can handle Trump'

The Wuthering Heights movie about to come out has reinstated my fierce ‘that’s not what the book is about’ disposition. Self-destroying love is at the core of the book. Yeah. And a ghost story is at the core of Hamlet. But it’ll still suck if you cut it in half and make it The Conjuring.

Seeing a little too much of this. Reminding people that she’s trying to split MAGA’s antisemitic white populism from Trump’s now damaged rich guy pedophile brand. Because she wants the former to survive the death of the latter.

My god he’s gotten me to say ‘not all men’. Cos I’m a gay guy and I wasn’t attracted to 17 year olds even when I WAS 17. Pedocon theory becoming as solid as evolution.

Wet + messy + ginger + bear

"look I'm just saying it shouldn't be called a lavatory if the room doesn't contain lava"

Those Blastoise stories on Instagram where he has a dick and you put your judgey eyes there? Hilarious! Watching every guy make the same story so the app is unbearable? So fun!!

Watching Tales of the City (1993) is wild cos ✨SPOILER✨ a literal pedophile (who is on film abusing children) tries to blackmail a woman because she’s secretly transgender. 😂😂😂 Imagine if people shamed women for being trans but covered for pedophiles. 😂😂😂 Now lemme turn on the news.

When crush says you’re the hottest Blastoise ever.

Rand is a weird case. I wouldn’t get my views there, but if you do read what she wrote you can’t help but notice how the current US right is opposed to her. Halting and complaining about immigration, to Rand, is loser behaviour. It’s an attempt to limit who you’re competing against.

My critical analysis of the anti-trans astroturf group, the LGB Alliance, has just been published in the special edition of the Bulletin of Applied Transgender Studies. I recommend the whole special edition - it's open access, no pay wall. bulletin.appliedtransstudies.org/article/4/1-...