Someone said ‘a bartender would know this guy’ and yeah you’re not wrong.

I dunno man. Why should I believe the bigots when they say they’d have no issue with us gay folk if we just got rid of the trans people? They’re becoming violently angry and want to hurt us because an inclusive swim club wore speedos in public.

Send coffee xx

I just think ‘I don’t have anything against trans people but our struggles are different’ from gay men is short-sighted. You know whose struggles were different to ours during the HIV/AIDS crisis? Lesbians. They still nursed gay men and led the fight. Should they not have? Was it ‘forced-teaming’?

Weekend is here, gang.

I don’t need to see him naked, I just need to see him with all his clothes off.

‘Love that for you.’ But I didn’t love that for them. I appreciated it on a superficial level but had no strong feelings beyond that. I live in a jungle of lies and the dishonesty vines strangle me a little more each day.

My prevailing opinion on GoT later seasons is that the biggest thing missing is dramatisation in the dialogue. Earlier seasons are always providing historical precedents from within the story to frame current actions. Then they just stop when they run out of book material.

I cringe at non-sex scenes in movies. I have never watched a non-sex scene that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is a virgin.

#scs. for now…

Surely a Le(a)d Zeppelin would be too heavy to fly? Another musical band group who haven’t thought their name through.

is this anything

Happy #mcm!

Happy Father's Day! I'm thankful to the broader gay community for enabling my ability to say "dad/daddy" and variants without wincing. That said, though it has been eons since I booted my sperm donor from my life, I AM still open to donations if any fine dads (gender neutral) have any to offer... 😘

the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

Of course you can duplicate the success of Obsession by finding the right post on the internet. If not, show me a single bad Slenderman movie.

'If you can change your sex, you can change your race.' Okay. If your dad is male and your mum is female, then that makes you mixed gender.

Babe, I’m gonna hold your bush when I say this. The belief that the world is God’s body is panentheism. It’s heretical. You would’ve been tried with the non-believers back in the day. 💀

Sorry. How about those naked men, huh? Pretty hot.

So tired of this. ‘Your taxes are being spent on stuff you don’t agree with.’ Taxes are not your property so of course you don’t get discretion over how this money is spent. You don’t get to stop money for cancer research just because you don’t personally care about cancer.

Matt your friends aren’t being manly they just hate you 😭😭😭

[Psychics putting 2 & 2 together] ‘Drowning is how it will happen.’

Well, that was a fucking ride.

Not cancelled. But Lena Dunham's GIRLS should've ended at 5 seasons. S6 repeats character beats. The ending is wrong. The character structure is unbalanced. Meanwhile, every experiment in S5 works. And it closes with fitting endings and Hannah experiencing a radical (for her) becoming.

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

My favourite oft missed piece about Orwell’s 1984 is that horny young women constitute the non-malleable threat to the Party that men like Winston Smith fail to be. Winston is a textually a relic of the past. Horny young women persist.

Deep cut from the feminist sex wars. A cool thing is the anti-porn side needed a distinction between porn (bad) and erotica (neutral/good). They were not able to sustain one. They lost on the merits. These weirdo kids are less talented and end up calling any sex scene in a film ‘porn’. Lol.

Rise and repeat

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how a big ginger bear ended up nude on the beach.

let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >

Just another ootd

Moment of dog boy joy... 🥹🐶😘💙🖤 📸: @cardinalblue.bsky.social

I dunno, man. If I wanted to completely de-fang feminism as a critique of society and sex, I'd definitely claim that all that really matters is women having separate bathrooms with no trans people in them. I would absolutely pretend that that's what truly matters.

Late to this particular controversy. But Marge should’ve totally slapped the smirks off Pattie and Selma’s faces when they said that some people find her turkey a little dry.

But Briahna…you don’t have any credibility.

Sluts have done incredible things for sex. Big fan.

Man, they must hate Tolstoy.

Saw someone asking why bother making that new Mixtape videogame as a game at all if you can’t even die by being run over by a car. Freud would love gamers.

If I was a voter in the UK who saw Reform take over my local council, I’d just make sure that when everything’s inevitably mismanaged in the years leading up to the general election I remind people that this is Reform. 💚

A friend just showed me a guy’s Tinder bio that said ‘Not big on bios, convince me you’re worth my time’ and thought it was a sign he had substance. So we had a nice chat about how it’s actually him saying he puts in no effort but wants lots of it from you. And now the guy is blocked. 😇

@bigdekmn.bsky.social got me a couple new red jocks! Those cocksox jocks are aooo damn comfy

I don’t think the Met Gala is any more about elitism and decadence than pro sports. Just seems like a gender difference. If I’m a revolutionary type, I’m noticing that pro sports happen much more regularly and channel more of the working class’s revolutionary potential into petty competition.

‘Oh so you think immigrants living in the UK as fellow people are a good thing? But you have a problem with us threatening to build concentration camps in your area if you don’t vote Reform? Hypocrites!’ -Reform voters, apparently.

My favourite Instagram gays are the ones who post the anon Q&A link saying ‘entertain me’ and then spend every story after that being incredibly put out about receiving questions. ‘I have turned on the hose, I condemn the arrival of water.’

does this count?

Johnstone whitewashed Assad while he was gassing civilians, too. She’s one of the people who did the ‘false flag’ schtick about his attacks. That’s a guy who killed Palestinians btw. That she’s anywhere near the movement defending Palestinians is a problem for it.

Hate that ‘burrito taxi’ denotes an underpaid delivery person. It should be a special taxi for burritos when they’re on vacation. They go all around town seeing cute sights and visiting eateries. Wouldn’t that be fun?

I think we all know this is wrong and evil, whether it’s about trans people or anyone else. So I’m just showing people that Roisin Murphy said it.