Bob Dylan: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? Me:

Beauty and the Beast (1991) is about why women choose the bear. But it takes this several layers deep, showing women can change the bear and the bear is kinda hot as a bear and he was just enchanted anyway and oh he’s turning into a man go back we went too many layers we want the bear back.

Good morning!

22k steps and probably 22k calories later...

RIP Diane Keaton. Always felt she was integral to The Godfather series - can’t imagine any other actress as beating heart. Also highly recommend Looking for Mr. Goodbar: there’s everything wrong with the film (including homophobic tropes) but she single-handedly makes it good.

Just another Saturday night. Remind me to clean the mirror tomorrow 🫣💦💦

really disappointed that Taylor Swift hasn’t pivoted to shoegaze yet

Can't be the only one who read the lyrics to that Ophelia song and thought it was just namedropping Shakespeare to sound smart. It's just a 'sad princess in a tower' motif, right? So she can use the imagery of laying in water on the cover? It's got nothing to do with Ophelia in particular. 😐

You know, I don’t think I’ve ever had sex with someone I wouldn’t do it with again. Nothing but good choices. Fuck it, let’s go again.

Dancing in the neon glow with these handsome bears @cardinalblue.bsky.social @chris-cub.bsky.social @bearpupnathan.bsky.social

Just woke up from a dream where I posted a full body nude with hard leaking dick on here. And you guys were so complimentary. Thanks for that. Really appreciate it.

Wait, did Sarah McLachlan bring Kimmel back?

Sharing this again to remind @besoccercubby.bsky.social he’s one of the hunkiest men I know. Cos I can.

‘She is a queer icon!’ My guy, she used magic to make a sweet gay man murder his husband by slamming his head against his husband’s head until it caved in. 💀💀💀

See the right when Charlie Kirk was killed.

I wish everyone in the UK a very Zack Polanski.

*puts on scholar hat* They decry ‘woke’ but it’s ahistorical. They’re really mad at David Lynch for creating Laura Palmer and at a level of mass popular culture thereby problematising, deepening and recasting the giggling blonde as a sight of childhood sexual abuse and metaphysical trauma.

Graham Linehan was arrested for inciting violence against women.

I want the kind of relationship where when me and my partner are in a room together and our friends come in, they're like, 'Did we interrupt something? 😏' and we're like, 'I dunnooooo. 😏' But we do know. Knife fight.

My cock was blown clean off in a hardcore sex explosion. Feel good about yourself?

You’ve let the right set the terms of debate and bought into anti-academic smart vs dumb on the side of the heroic mass of dumb. You’ve already lost.

Revolution not (or not just) religion is the opiate of the masses. A hoe told me this.

Enough about Jennifer’s Body. What about Jennifer’s Mind?

Tweets that smell like Axe Body Spray.

Did your post not get as many likes as usual? Have you considered that, for no reason and with no explanation, everyone hates you now?

Okay but I used to spend 100s of dollars at a time getting AE stuff delivered. They had stuff my size and a fun underwear range. Then they stopped delivering to my country unless I bought from their Aus-specific store which had none of that. Bad at business long before whatever this was.

What do I do with all this thiccness??

Let’s see what Joanne Rowling is up to today. …Oh ok.

Okay, so you sent me a message that just said ‘ginger pubes’ on the apps. What was the plan? What was your strategy?

The guy is on here under this name now and a bunch of you are immediately following him. Sigh.

Mandog

The Bear is the prequel series to The Menu probably.

Male pattern baldness? You mean “the sluttiest hairline a man can have”?

I did not care for the sore belly I had earlier.

me: I know a place the place:

It was nice to be balls deep in you at the devil’s sacrament.

Packing up and moving to a new city is tiring. But there are a lot of those good quiet moments when you sit in your new place and realise you're cozy, or you try a food you didn't have nearby last time. Yesterday it was this very good panang curry with chicken - equal halves intense and comforting.

Ironic that there’s a ‘Tickle Me Elmo’ but not a ‘Tell me about your day, Elmo’ or a ‘What problems can I support you through, Elmo?’ I’m 6ft btw.

What’s going on with my “submissives” and, in some cases, “breedables?”

Have a tub and eye bags pic

I keep getting messages on Instagram, so I’m putting it here too. This guy is a scammer who sells other people’s photos/vids on his OnlyFans while claiming they’re of him. He changes names when he gets called out. If you go to the account @SltWhisperer on Twitter, there’s evidence collected.

That you don’t need consent to post your naked self publicly on your own account from anyone who might happen see you. For real lol.

I keep getting messages on Instagram, so I’m putting it here too. This guy is a scammer who sells other people’s photos/vids on his OnlyFans while claiming they’re of him. He changes names when he gets called out. If you go to the account @SltWhisperer on Twitter, there’s evidence collected.

Any trad wife who makes money from their trad wife content is not a trad wife. They’re a content creator.

Congrats to fascist Riley Gaines. She goes from finishing a pathetic fifth place to now finishing in the much coveted fifth place position.

Here me out, you should be able to get American citizenship from the corner store.

I write this standing in the shower. It’s too bloody cold to get out.