is this anything

*watching Decks & the City* "I'm such a Veranda"

here ya go 😘

me when the Aussies say they love my accent

😴

*walks into the room, air freshener goes off what are you saying

hi gay

yesterday was my birthday

squad

Fuck, I keep forgetting I was going to be more social/active on here

going dancing

!γTuAɘᗺ

we're so back

My hugs also double as a spinal corrective treatment

whenever an aussie says toilet instead of washroom/bathroom

chest day

can you not

How your council invite to determine the fate of the One Ring finds me

!TƧAƎᗺ

how your email finds me

sup

I do be hurkle-durkling when I should be hustle-bustling

waiting to use the machine I need at the gym

🧡

larger chest please

we're so back

Diva

may your 2025 be better than this mid pizza

new year new hat

Please! Does anyone else remember this magazine??

How your email finds me

Boxing Daze

This family is taking beach selfies with their child facing the ocean and howling like a donkey every time the water touches him??

got hate-crimed at tonight's secret santa

task paralysis is a bitch

Result: I am from ALBERTA, we drink CRAFT BEER, your water-beer does NOTHING

Context: finished a 6-month contract bartending for a small rural Australian town; everyone is buying me pints

Whoops I dealt in an absolute

Om the piss* *drinking water beer with the aissie country locals

thank you for the reminder, duolingo owl

Commissioned a local to crochet two animals for my nieces and

You and your favourite Pokemon 👻

shrek ??

I failed the letterboxd vibe check 😌

"you won't get anything done hoeing like that"

We really are scattered to all corners of the internet aren't we?

"It's social media; you're supposed to be social on it."

Me and everyone I know on bsky