If the socks don't match the jockstrap how do you expect me to cum!?

Happy #fcf

X-Men (2000) playing on FX at the gym is making cardio a lot more enjoyable

Love the weather outside. It’s not too hot. It’s bot too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Aspirations to be a big muscle pup someday 💚🐶💪

Happy #humpday!

This will always be crucial to me

Happy #mcm and post-gym pit stop. Come get a huff

Happy #humpday! I need someone to make me whimper

Happy #fcf!

Quote with (one of) your best ass shots 🐶

Happy #humpday!

Happy #fcf y’all!

Happy #humpday

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

It is time for #fcf, question?

Happy #humpday!

Happy #mcm!

Hey bro, can you show me where the showers are? 💦

Why is it always when you play this card target creature walks into the lake and triggers 12 and a half +1/+1 modifiers on target opponents spirits and never when you play this card target opponent has to kiss you

Happy #fcf y’all!

Happy #humpday!

As unlucky as I am to have gotten the flu a couple days before my birthday, at which point the bulk of my friends will be out of town together, I still consider myself extremely fortunate to have a life full of amazing and wonderful people. 💚

I may be sick, but a fever’s not gunna stop Thong Thursday

#humpday baby

Happy #humpday, y’all

Working on my arch 💖

Happpy musky, monochrome Monday

If what they’re teasing is anything OTHER than a full fledged Firefly reboot, someone is gonna die

"Oh? You love when the big king poses, right? Well, here's something else king-sized~" NSFW sketch with Bowser🔥

Fresh cut for TBRU!

Happy #fcf from one filthy slut to another

Take the hint #humpday

Happy #monochromemonday #mcm from a horny, sweaty puppy

Dragonposting.

Watched the latest Starfleet Academy episode and why am I ugly crying 😭

A #fcf pic courtesy of @puptex.bsky.social

Happy Wednesday from PV!

Apple has landed the rights to Brandon Sanderson's 'Cosmere' universe • ‘Mistborn' will be a film franchise • 'The Stormlight Archive' will be a TV series • Sanderson will have creative control of the projects (via THR)

Got a good arm day pump before heading to PV

Braved the frozen wastes of Texas to squeeze in a haircut before PV

Tried taking a selfie for Insta and got dogbombed by my cute boy, who needed some love

Happy humpday to all!

how about muscle pup monday, is that a thing?

Had a great workout this morning and wanted to celebrate with a #mcm pic

Happy #humpday, featuring this surprisingly good candid taken by @puptex.bsky.social

Fuck ICE btw

Not upset with the progress I’ve made over the past year. Let’s hope this one is even better

Happy #fcf y’all!