Dissociation any% WR

Uhhh uh uhhhh uhmmmnn Gabagool

Top ten fictional men 1) Ron Swanson 2) Sgt Johnson #ronswanson #sgtjohnson

This is driving me googlddebunkers mel Gibson must be stopped #googledebunkers

I wish I had a snep right now. I need da beeeg floofs to prevent the depression

Why do they keep letting Mel Gibson have a camera.

If I lose followers over this, why the fuck were you following me lmao Get bent

Part 17 in my weekly poster series of 2025 #art #punk

laboratory

Sneptemper all the way, sneps > sheps. Bite me #sneptember

What a kobolds face expression tells you about what it's been doing  - :) crimes - :3 also crimes - >:3c  Oh god oh fuck

Kobold holding a kobold: The kobold: The kobold: 💥

TELL bsky you have an issue with this! 1) KEEP talking about it - don't let this issue fade away 2) Submit feedback to bsky! TELL them its not okay! On PC: on the right under "trending" On mobile: on the left under "settings" 2/🧵

if you want to help yell at Bluesky over the TOS, this thread has a lot of helpful info on options you can take!

Hi! We're an association of almost 2,000 cartoonists from across the globe. We've been trying to get in contact with you about your upcoming policy changes for some time now! Please get back to us via email or let us know who else we could talk to in a timely manner.

if you’re only doing good things because you think that someone is paying attention and impressed with you about it, then i simply can not trust you

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

As the person who got made fun of for being better at English than everyone else but sucking at STEM. I need more therapy than my skills in English can afford to be able to write an essay without having a panic attack about it. Godamn lucky fucker.

London Calling

Too tired to think

I don't know who made this but I feel it keenly.

God why is this so relatable. I’ve had to ban myself from buying cakes and desserts. I need a new way to cope with the horrors that live in my brain.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Our problem isn't a lack of resources. Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.

I-…how. How do you achieve such things…..

actions that will contribute more to pushing against bluesky's censorship than a blackout: -submitting a feedback request -@ing moderation about it -commenting on mods posts about it -making and sharing memes (ex: "i consent!" sticker) -leaving an app store review -just generally posting about it

This is really relatable. Fuck.

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

wild fantasies of going on an epic roadtrip with a brand new camera rig and break into all the abandoned fairgrounds and themeparks to take as many terabytes of unsettling yet serene photos as I can until one of the rusty ferris wheels fall off the hinges and start chasing me professor layton style

(Amanda) It's always a good idea to remind humans of the important things. Auntie Rachel wanted to take a photo of me so I posed next to the Dreamie tub. She understood and gave me some. Humans are quick learners, aren't they?

how does one ask for kindness?

office space

Cool tree #amateurphotography #photography

Why does everyone else care so much about my birthday. Like dude stop, I don’t want this. The only thing I want for my birthday is to be left alone, and not in a mean or depressed way; I just like. Wanna chill out. De stress. But alas, Tis my curse that the universe operates on Opposite Day logic.

Yea, yea it is.

Alzheimer’s is the worst.

furiously tapping the sign

Two trucks... having shmex...

Dryer broke, all clothes r wet, this is frustrating.

I lived.

It’s never too late to learn how to make yourself, loved ones and your local community safer. Being conscious of health and safety will always be Hot As Fuck™️

This narrative that ICE has "backed off" Chicago persists despite a flood of bystander video and reports showing an unprecedented and growing wave of masked terrorists violently kidnapping Illinoisians off the streets in Chicago. I can only assume our media ecosystem is to blame for this.

Puppy

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

This is why we need to contact our representatives and express that obscenity laws/policies built around the concept of "obscenity" cannot be entertained, as it will be used as a bludgeon to attack any media those in power want, with no recourse. CALL YOUR REPS

“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.” Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it. Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.

Tally Hall is peak and it is heresy to claim otherwise