heart is so cool (band)

nightcore is too intense for me these days

Our landlord knocked on our door yesterday and told us we had five days until they take us to court. We need URGENT help with getting our goal met! We’re only at 2/800 so far; every bit of support helps us get out of this situation!! #MutualAid

i need to go to the grocery store instead of going to 711 every other day and buying 4 electrolits 4 bananas and 2 things of dip n dots

anyway dr said i must drink at least 2.5 liters of water per day, that i will pee a lot, i said i already pee every 45 minutes, is there a way to pee less, he said “no”

no i cant have a normal conversation w mom about my health, i dont know why she’s incapable of being normal abt it, ive tried asking her, ive begged her to be normal, she cant

always anxious doctors wont take me seriously even tho i’ve had mostly great experiences, realizing this stems from my mother. anytime i say i’m feeling rly anything at all she heavily implies i’m imagining it

who thinks i should get a lime green 2013 hyundai accent. i do

yes we know. we don’t need to be told facts like this anymore. we know she has broken all the records possible

acquired a piece of lady di wedgewood at goodwill. u know i love to go to goodwill and acquire

mechanic said my car looks like its been in a demolition derby

ICE is up, and there are early reports indicating they're targeting Albany Park again.

Had a dream someone told me you‘re supposed to try bouncing onions to see if they’re bad

i’ve had a dog 4 and a half years and i s2g the novelty hasnt worn off. every day i cant believe it

the record high temperature recorded in hawaii was 100 degrees fahrenheit. it was in 1931. most pacific islands have similar highest recorded temperatures

my girlfriend is making me STAR SHAPED BISCUITS for the week

b96 just played timber and then knocks you down! damn that’s good music. timber would be a great ddr song

really feeling the tweet this morning that was like “if you have all 4 grandparents you’re greedy idc”

no one ever talks about how a starn is a big baw o gas in ooter space makkit maistlins oot o hydrogen an a wee bit o helium

idk how to make a cup of spongebob mac n cheese without it exploding in the microwave 😔

last night nathalie was like “yesterday at costco they already had all their christmas stuff out, can you believe that, who the hell buys a christmas tree in september, i did get a cat-vent calendar tho”

ok now i actually have fleas

theres this thing called gaylor where people think saylor is gay

im sorry the old saylor cant come to the phone right now

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

everyone knows im an advil man

the items i um find myself bringing home from goodwill keep getting larger and more oblong

went on reddit, someone asked if there was a way to neurologically remove their autism so they could join the air force, someone replied only a brain transplant, but its a tricky operation and autism isnt a good enough reason for a neurosurgeon to consider it

sleep apnea has me dreaming that im tired

getting myself the tasteful $7.99 toilet brush from ikea instead of the$3.99 one. little treat culture is out of control

where is the mother fucking malaysian plane

If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that

gobsmcked me tbh

I'm giving you this unique chance to give me 1500 euros

(to old mcdonald) every day when i stand up i almost pass out

homecoming queens

not my 30 yr old ass getting into ok computer

butterfly crazy town playing in packed drs office waiting room

i should set aside money in my budget for being scammed

oh also lucky has like a floppy cone rn and looks like an idiot

mom organized the kitchen drawer so i took a pic of it so i dont fuck it up again

i think getting my deviated septum fixed/being able to breathe thru my nose properly is going to take making out to a new level

this is how you set a trap for me

i got these for $4 on ebay just because i really wanted to hold them. and clink them together and put my finger thru the circle. tumbled glass syringe pieces. i can’t wait to experiment w putting glass in the rock tumbler mars gave me

democrats patheticness making my skin crawl

ive been subjected to so much adele today

does anyone know why every single country hit of the last few years mentions whiskey without fail. is big whiskey involved

this is a hard time of year for me