Having a personality quiz moment

Do not eat Culver’s shrimp on the way to your partners boss’ holiday party (you will shit)

Thinking abt that part in the ACA workbook where it’s like ….. if u want to heal you need to pick better friends and lovers u fucking idiot

If a porno doesn’t make u motion sick is it really a porno ykwim

A court of pee and poop

Ok everyone fit check

I’m angy

As soon as I pick up my phone to do something my brain short circuits …. ……… ..

I like to play a nice variety of games …. RPGs and Balatro

Nice to see that wet defrosted dog poop season came early this year

I am the most productive man alive during the 6 minutes that my Costco croissant breakfast sandwich is heating up in the air fryer

When my first alarm of 6 goes off in the morning

Stage fright is so crazy wym I get nervous to sing a little tune

If SLC punk was made today they would make Matthew Lillards character say voting is harm reduction

Every time I wear this sweater Misha calls me Santa’s little puppy

Idk it’s actually so much harder to be a fat person rn than it has been for the last 10 years. It’s making me …… a bit nuts at times

He is evil

No one cares but I AM in my drawing era again

Angy

I’m really on one rn

Doggy mode

He had one hand on the steering wheel and the other on my heart 🎶

I am obsessed with melon soda float

One of my besties is dating cisgender men rn and I’m like ….. baffled at how legitimately unintelligent these guys are but they still get laid

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Assigning every friend I have a Sanrio character (my word is law)

Kintsugi cinnamoroll cup can’t hurt you

Got my guy on lock

Accidentally I am doing a drawing every day bc Misha goes to bed at like 8pm and I’m bored

Angel bunny …. …. … . . .

My baby and I have been on totally different sleep schedules since we got back from vacation and :( I miss them

Joopy

I know that no one understands what I mean when I say a handsome young man with a quick and easy smile …. But I promise you I am a handsome young man with a quick and easy smile

My challenge …. Is to draw perfect big sparkle eyes without falling into shojo anime sparkle eyes rip off territory

cool name I just thought of…. Milky Ramone

Killing myself with this cable knit intarsia project. Also realized that kuchipachi color is my fav color

Going to invent a Time Machine and stop the concept of posting your art online from ever happening

Melon soda doggy

Sometimes I do wonder if I made the right choice by blowing up my various social media accounts over the years…. Like there are so many people I have severed connection with maybe forever because I have a meltdown about being perceived every time I am online. That’s kinda nuts.

Kitty

I drew him

No one ever wants to play animal crossing new horizons with me in December 2025 while I am recovering from the covid-19 virus

It’s really hard to find the right phone charm actually

Jet lag plus Covid has been absolutely sicko mode

Need a life hack for texting back and following up on making plans (other than legal speed)

Can’t sleep, thinking about Her

Me when I’m laying down for bedtime: 😳 I’m wide awake 😳 Me when I’m sitting upright watching tv: 🫩🥱😴💤💤💤

Welcome to the family everyone

I purchased this sushi car from the kitchen supply district for one reason only

he’s basically the hello kitty of the american south