Do u ever feel like a plastic bag

Been deep in the animal crossing trenches….. maybe this time …. I’ll finish ……

Women who drive for rideshares are braver than any man on earth

Head hurts :( but my baby got me this special puppy soap :) puppy soap is abt to do some heavy lifting to get me thru the day ….. save me puppy soap

My brain got sooo cooked by being terminally online and being in a severe groupthink pilled friend group in my 20s and I look back and think …. Wow it turns out u don’t actually have to be mad at other people all the time and you should maybe be at least a little wary of pretty much all gossip

Remember when someone told me trans men/mascs have privilege over all women because more people in queer spaces want to have sex with them

Can’t get tattooed in this city without an Instagram account smh

Tomodachi life …. Save me

Spent all my video game time trying to unlock wardell’s special catalog…. And then I realized I had it unlocked all this time smh

Having to deal directly with insurance companies to make a living might be shaving years off my life tbh

I do not have t boy swag

I cannot for the life of me stop pissing

Idk but why does he look like a low polygon GTA character here

Update on my acnh diy punk generator show

Fit on the right is …. Astounding

Love island rob has that fluoride stare

Nintendo DS stands for Nintendo dom/sub

Want to mod my switch:.::..:.:….. but the fear is too strong

Save me baby pikachu lip balm

I cannot be the only man alive who thinks the challenges in the traitors are boring as sin

I kinda feel like …. Doing the necessary tasks of daily living feels like I’m playing the most difficult level of overcooked with a tv playing the real housewives at full volume in the same room

Have you considered playing animal crossing new horizons with your friend milk

You would not believe how much more I vacuum since buying a pink vacuum cleaner

Competing desires… to have human connection vs to be left alone generally

Revisiting my animal crossing island …. :) I’m normal

I’m like if a gamer girl was a guy who was a dyke who was actually a little puppy dog.

Need Mitch to wake up so we can discuss the Lego crocs ….

Gotta start thinking about Taurus birthday gifts smfh

U ever just like …… feel like a plastic bag

Everyone pray for me it’s time for me to do work on the bad screen

Been dabbling in watching movies

I think I’m going to 1) dust off my spinning wheel 2) knit more unhinged shredded punk sweaters with my bad yarn 3) ??????

No more ai cute animal videos I’m gonna lose my shit

Check this shit out

Sometimes …. I forget to ask questions socially …. Bc I ask questions for my job ….. smh

I looked at twitch for the first time and I was shocked at how it is like … one step away from camming

I ordered a gameboy for my friend’s birthday and these are the games included ….. iconic lineup

My desire for steam deck ….. is reaching new heights…. Steam deck save me

Thinking about how I got bullied for being nonmonagamous …. By someone who was nonmonogamous …………

Just found out about the wicked flavored dawn powerwash…. That’s kinda crazy

It’s the freakin weekend baby

Order of happy birthday messages this morning: 1) my least favorite brother 2) my partners coworker 3) bestie

Ever since i quit drinking my birthday is like tied for worst day of the year (tied w Christmas obviously)

I feel like there is a hyper specific therapy analogy here for the merit of enjoying simple pleasures while the world burns ……….

I feel like I’ve had the invader Zim germ glasses on since 2019 ………. Like communicable diseases rule everything around me

I like blue sky bc it’s boring on here :) thanks everyone :)

Isn’t it crazy how …….. in the fast and the furious ……. They called the racing competition “race wars” and everyone just ran with it.

I would like to share with u all that my canonical color palette is so defined atm that my friend Hadley made me this necklace that exactly matches the sweater I knit last year.