the greenscreen ads are disgusting

a luis arraez walk to start the season. ominous

being a copy editor at the athletic must be the easiest thing in the world because it seems like you get paid not to edit

let matt johnson of nirvanna the band direct the next mission impossible

unfortunately september 25 2008 was not a wii shop wednesday as nirvanna the band the show the movie implied

Terry Cox as the foundation of "Space Oddity," told by Bowie to play whatever he liked, just make it fit. The isolated track shows how adventurous he got: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pud...

speaking an intention into the world: vegan chickpeas carbonara

does jon hamm suddenly have a lot of debts or something? was he forced to repatriate a stolen t rex skull that he bought?

Throwback to my favorite NCAA Tournament press conference

march madness has always bewildered me. what do you mean that for two weeks out of the year i need to care about vestigially academic catholic schools? how many colleges out there can be named after iowa?

me writing the discussion section of a well-being paper: "is this what diener was talking about?" me as a ween song starts to play: "is this 'what deaner was talkin about?' "

brought up mogging in the context of interpersonal effectiveness skills and I think the patients received it well

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

stolen valor team loses what a surprise!

Shout out to the top 5 pans in the world, frying, Peter, marzi, Ja and wings.

we live in a stolen valor society

What an absolutely joyless bunch and a sad way to squander the amazing joy and energy of the World Baseball Classic. This team can piss up a rope, and are ample evidence that MLB players should be kept from participating in the Olympics. FOH with this vibe.

it's happening March 23rd

starting to feel a little down. can someone do something new to infuriate kobe stans?

this is going to become a thread of guys competing at the houston rodeo

they're really not helping themselves with the world's rooting interest in the game tonight

I don't know how else to say this but: This should be a career-ender. I can't imagine being on a TV desk with him and not stopping to ask if he knows the rules

The most supported prevention protocol for teen suicides is treatment with DBT. It’s studied against suicide ATTEMPTS and non-suicidal self-harm. NOT completed suicides. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

So, 20 completed suicides is JUST TOO SMALL a number to show anything other than a SUPER HUGE EFFECT! It would be like me saying, “I did a scientific poll of 20 people and can now say with certainty who will win the 2028 election. With a margin of error of +-50%.”

The study you keep coming back to, the BMJ study, had 20 suicide deaths. Quick and dirty math shows us via the Freedman Formula that to show: HUGE effect (double the risk) - 65 events Medium (50% increase) - 190 events Small (30%) - 460 events

Hey, @benryanwriter.bsky.social - I pointed out the glaring error in this analysis. NO SUICIDE PREVENTION PROTOCOL FOR TEENS IS STUDIED AGAINST COMPLETED SUICIDES!

who wants a deal?

i think this mike derosa debacle should teach us all a new idiom about insignificance and a win against brazil in baseball

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

i think team Italy is going to play the hell out of their game today and make sure they win because most of the players are really American and really, really don’t want to be blamed for eliminating team USA

absolutely embarrassing!!!

honestly, with respect: not elite

guy wearing two pythons behind me in line outside rita’s. three-wheelers blasting the worst music you’ve ever heard. people drinking neon beverages in public. south street is alive tonight

This is a Steely Dan song

@benlindbergh.bsky.social recently used the term "perfect player" for Bobby Witt Jr. and I think that's right. He's the third-best player in baseball but he's "perfect" in ways that even Judge (defense) and Ohtani (doesn't play the field, slacker) aren't. Truly elite at everything. No one like him

tim robinson sketch where roman anthony plays his brother

i had no idea one of the guys in sublime looked like future ryen russillo

someone pls write me an essay on the evolution of the cranberries’ “zombie” in political life because i don’t understand how it became what it is

celsius has herbalife energy without being an mlm

it has been longer since the live-action scooby doo movie than it was between that movie and the introduction of scrappy doo

i like paul skenes as a pitcher a lot but talking about him leaving the air force to be a baseball player as if he made a huge sacrifice that he is now echoing as a baseball player representing the united states is stolen valor

we all know this can only end when timothee chalamet fights the opera used car guy in single combat in primetime. maybe the new ayatollah’s in there too idk

AllMusic Staff Pick John Zorn Naked City With guitarist Bill Frisell, keyboardist Wayne Horvitz, bassist Fred Frith, drummer Joey Baron, and guest vocalist Yamatsuka Eye making intense contributions, altoist Zorn performs his unpredictable originals and abstract versions of some movie themes.

heard the shibboleth joke from bugonia and it makes me so mad because it’s so obvious but doesn’t even stick the landing

i, for one, am ready to let ai handle all of my important medical decisions

dante bichette jr has some hair

a great game that more people should be playing!!

and of course judge follows a harper strikeout with the easiest home run of all time

i love the idea of paul skenes—the least expressive man alive—seeing aaron judge as as a smooth operator and telling him “you should make a speech”