Three times in one week? Sure, why not.

This really does make me feel sick to my stomach. www.forbes.com/sites/peters...

The problem Labour have with winning me back ever is I fucking hate them and I fucking hate every one of their smug prick faces and every time I see one of their smug prick faces it mates me hate them a little bit more and I just long to never see their smug prick faces ever again.

I'm voting Green because I think everyone deserves to have massive norks and Zack Polanski is obviously the man for the job.

Let’s play a game your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a bank note which picture are you submitting

I wonder if Labour have really thought through the implications of creating multiple desperate, persecuted underclasses whilst making it clear the courts will not provide justice and there is no peaceful route to change they will accept.

Winston Churchill should be replaced on the ten pound note by Zack Polanski hypnotising a boob.

The Government should drastically cut tax on alcohol in pubs and restaurants and pay for it by hiking taxes on alcohol for off sales. Social drinking is more of a social good than private drinking.

I was raised in a very Tory area and, as my family told me, I joined and voted! But I'm white and it was for the tories so that was fine. At 22 I joined the Greens and radicalized my mum. We spoke about voting green for months. But we're white so it's fine! We even went in the booth together!

Lmao

a social media ban is letting social media companies evade responsibility. responsibility would be imposing regulations with severe legal consequences for breaching those regulations. you are literally handing them a get out of jail free card to continue poisoning us all.

Fair play to the guy he is absolutely set on doubling down, refusing to learn any lessons and driving the Labour party to extinction and I am so fucking here for it.

Perfection.

lol

Hrrrng. Dem beams doe. Thick af. 10/10 wood peg.

Labour Party press releases tomorrow:

Why haven't you got an Ebike yet? You should have an Ebike. Everyone should have Ebikes. And pitchforks. Guillotines are communal but no less than one between 4 households.

i wish 'centrists' would just vote labour and shut the fuck up. like i seriously do not need to hear what you think bcos what you think is useless. you think everything is fine and dandy and should stay the way it is. there's nobody more useless to society than you.

Counterpoint: yes they fucking do.

Very nearly ate an earbud while stuffing brie in my ear just now, be careful out there lads.

I just fumbled an entire plain chocolate digestive in two halves into my tea then managed to fish both parts out with only mildly scalded fingers and no major contamination of the tea. Sadly, that is actually the best thing that has happened to me for some time.

I've never got involved in the yank/brit food discourse because it always centers around restaurants. The actual truth is that the majority of Americans can't cook because they don't even know what real home cooked food from fresh ingredients is. You need Hamburglar to help you do you? Wtf, grow up.

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

It took me a long time to realize that Americans use middle-class to mean "people who depend on income from their work but own a home" and Brits use middle-class to mean "someone I hate, and whom I suspect shops at Waitrose." Neither is helpful, but the British interpretation makes no sense at all

Actually just shouted "shut your face and let him talk" at the screen very loudly. She is such a deeply, frustratingly annoying and unlikable person.

If you're wondering why current Labour Councillors are so fucking radioactive, consider that there are over 400 Labour MPs and almost all of them are dogshit. The councillors were the guys that couldn't even clear that bar.

Not even being a Zack fanboy here, this is just really good telly. Mark Steele's bloody lovely, he is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN3w...

'reform will repeal the euality act!' sounds terrible. that fear you're feeling in the pit of your stomach? that's what it feels like to be trans under the labour government of keir starmer and @lucympowell.bsky.social they literally stripped us of our rights in the way reform want to do to you

Am I to understand correctly that for years progressives have lost the fight on green energy initiatives because we would be costing thousands of American jobs in fracking and coal, but now AI is being funded to take over our jobs entirely and we can’t unite on universal basic income?

Listen to the song. Will make things better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPl...

Really actually pisses me off how much effort we used to put into opsec when I was selling a bit of weed and these motherfuckers are just emailing each other like "Do you want to buy this kid, it's 9?"

Me when the boss tells me to get a wiggle on.

The Labour Party should be more concerned about how many of their MPs are mates with convicted sex offenders and paedophiles instead of going after trans kids tbqh

He's Cartman. He's actually become Cartman.

I am not going to read this article because I already know it will not contain the phrase "catapult themselves into the sea".

Why is there not an 'and' option?

“The eight most senior people in cabinet all have links to McSweeney going back years and decades. This entire political project is implicated and tainted by this scandal." www.declassifieduk.org/starmer-on-b...

It's fine to just presume that people who use LLMs are stupid you know. You can totally just do that. publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...

We should have Newsnight, but the panel is just lib journos and the audience is just leftist shitposters.

We all get there’s no way out of this that isn’t “burn it all to the ground”, right? There is nothing here that can be rescued. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

I think the thing that gets me about this is *they know* what they are and *they know* they should be hanging from lampposts.

We need a UK Digital Sovereignty Strategy! Our over-reliance on foreign tech giants is a huge risk to our security and resilience when faced with Donald Trump’s ever increasing belligerence. Companies like Palantir have no place in our critical digital infrastructure.

Why is it so easy to remember that smoking 14 spliffs in a row makes me feel amazing whereas trying to actively remind myself that riding my Ebike for an hour makes me feel better than 14 spliffs is practically impossible?

Because they are in charge. We are not supposed to say that, because it’s apparently antisemitism. Why it is, I have no feckin idea. But the evidence is there, if people look and stop being cowed into silence.

I know the press finds the Paedo stuff all very titillating to gossip about but the files also confirm that there is a global network of incredibly powerful people with near infinite resources trying to overthrow democracy and install right wing authoritarians. Maybe we should talk about that too?

There’s a v cynical media and political blindspot in the Epstein shitshow. A feeding frenzy to get rid of Starmer while red-carpeting Farage into No10. Who is named in the files. As is Candy, Reform’s treasurer. With Bannon. And Brexit. Don’t cry about abuses of power and then do nothing about him.

Old friend of mine got in touch on facebook. Total twitter brain. Almost considering just giving him my Bsky account, tell him to start commenting on stuff and let you lot sort him out.