Getting so small he'll soon rename it The Washington Postcard

Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics Good times.

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

Exactly right. Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign. Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE. Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them. Every possible angle.

Kia drivers don't know that they're dorks.

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Hey man. My inheritance ran out. Can you loan me some more money so I can keep being ruggedly individualistic?

The next Supreme Court term is shaping up to be the most consequential since 1937. Depending on how it rules, it may cease to be accepted as a legitimate arbiter, and even nullify its own power as an independent judiciary.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

The Good Guys won in the American Civil War. The Good Guys won in World War II. The Good Guys won in the Cold War. If you don't believe these things, I really don't want to interact with you.

The time to write your “why do people mourn when a famous person dies? People die all the time, your parasocial relationship with the dead person is illusory and illogical” skeet is immediately after you go back in time and hand your father a condom

UTAH… this is not a game…

The maximum IQ for a Trump voter is 105. The minimum IQ to understand the concept of due process is 110. Don't try to explain it to them. It's a hopeless task. You'll have more success teaching sign language to your hamster.

At the end of the day, the question before the Court is whether people can be disappeared off streets in this country, by armed men wearing masks, to be imprisoned in a foreign land without trial. Everything else is legal mumbo-jumbo.

Every conspiracy theory is “all the richest and most powerful people are trying to keep something secret and the only people who saw through it are the dumbest people you’ve ever met.”

Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far: A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.

Sen. Alex Padilla (D-CA) Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-NJ) Mayor Ras Baraka (D-Newark) Judge Hannah Dugan (WI) Controller Brad Lander (D-NYC) This is not normal. This is not okay. We cannot let them convince us that this is normal or okay.

"In our federal system, the National Gov. possesses only limited powers; the States and the people retain the remainder. The States have broad authority to enact legislation for the public good—what we have often called a 'police power.' The Fed. Gov., by contrast, has no such authority."-SCOTUS '14

Gonna say something obvious to most: real masculinity defends the defenseless, punches up not down, has compassion, and fights only on behalf of others to battle injustice or evil. It doesn’t just lift weights and tweet in all caps and listen to Rogan and grow a beard to feel accepted by other men

The "Government has no legal authority to snatch a person who is lawfully present in the United States off the street and remove him from the country without due process...The Government's contention otherwise, and its argument that the federal courts are powerless to intervene, are unconscionable."

“We must take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere…”— Elie Wiesel

Pope Francis: "I exhort all the faithful of the Catholic Church, and all men and women of good will, not to give in to narratives that discriminate against and cause unnecessary suffering to our migrant and refugee brothers and sisters....

Watching Putin’s little stooges try to bully Zelenskyy in our goddamned White House is pretty repulsive.

News reports say the Tate brothers arrived in the U.S. by private jet. I wonder who loaned them that jet. Seems newsworthy.

Sign of the day…

Clear words about the care of migrants and refugees from Pope Pius XII, in his apostolic constitution "Exsula Familia Nazarethana," on the Spiritual Care of Migrants (1952):

Ever notice when you go to check out for tickets to a Vikings game or a Taylor Swift concert, the price you pay is so much higher than advertised? Mysterious fees from online sellers continue to make tickets more expensive.   Starting January 1, we’re banning those junk fees.

With deep sadness, we share the passing of Ruth McArdle (Ruthie/Lady Galore/Cherrie Blue), the unforgettable frontwoman of Lords of Acid during our iconic VooDoo-U era. Her voice, energy, and presence will be deeply missed. Long live the Acid Queen.

I don't need a political philosophy to know that Americans should have access to healthcare, that being wealthy shouldn't protect you from failure, that being poor shouldn't keep you from success, or that those who work for a company's success should share in the profits. 1/3

So the disaster won't happen as long as Canada and Mexico do us a solid by stopping all illegal immigration across the nearly 6,000 miles of our northern and southern borders AND solving our fentanyl epidemic too? Cool, cool cool.

Elon is a genius. He was able to cut 80% of Twitter's staff and the only downside is it's value, functionality, experience, revenue, and user-base collapsed. Now on to the U.S. Government!

Donald Trump is living proof that, in America, anyone can become a billionaire if they are born a multi-billionaire.

Lots of MAGA trolls today, so remember — don’t engage, just block on sight

I’ve been thinking a lot about our country recently given the the quite deliberate attempt to dismantle it. Well, here are my thoughts: Our country isn't just our government, even when the government is acting for the common good… and especially at a time like this. 1/🧵

Hello world.

Elon Musk wouldn’t want you to share this post that bluesky is the number one app on iOS and Threads is the number three app Don’t retreat this or follow me on both Elon Musk wouldn’t be happy if you did