My Christmas one is Marilyn Monroe’s Santa Baby Rest of the year was Donovan’s Mellow Yellow. Those songs haunted me at the Old Orchard Crate and Barrel in the late 90s

NEW: The grand jury transcripts in the Broadview Six case have been unsealed Here they are: Oct. 9 — evanstonnow.com/wp-content/u... Oct. 16 — evanstonnow.com/wp-content/u... Oct. 23 — evanstonnow.com/wp-content/u...

Now here is a grand juror doing the 5th Amendment proud www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...

Seriously though losing a sweep because the old pedophile showed up is extremely funny

I’m in here and yes. Deafening.

Buzzfeed made a lot of listicles (and money) off of “You’re a real x if you’ve done Y” in like 2012

TTU feels like its gone full heel , buying a roster to win and using courts to get their way, so who was the last CFB villain? Like not a team that was disliked for winning all the time, or because of attitude/style of play, but because of their actions?

Scheidt is a hell of a last name

Stacey King deciding that some washington wizards jabroni looked Ike baby stewie and then screaming AAHHHHH GET OUT THE WAY FAMILY GUY after he gets viciously dunked on by andres nocioni is one of the most iconic nba calls of all time m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbxz...

RIP to an absolute legend, Stacey King. I hope Stacey is remembered as a man of the people. He would stay for 45 minutes to an hour after games every night for 20 years in order to take pictures and meet Bulls fans.

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I have never loved Bonita on Love After Lockup more than her smoking a blunt in her backyard at 8AM #LALU

The bot doesn’t know about the track work on the subway…

This was a fun one! Scaramouche at CityLit in Edgewater.

Red Line trains won’t stop at subway stations again this weekend

This is the most pleasant L train I’ve ever been on, it smells like orange oil

I think both teams should wear their CityConnect uniforms if one does

I’m still cackling at Melanie furiously stroking her hair at the end of Love Island last night

So: indictments aren't convictions, and even assuming Blanche is being honest with his numbers, this omits what percentage of those indictments have ended in dismissal, plea deals, not guilty verdicts, or - as with the Broadview Six case - utter implosion.

Remember when opening a PDF in Adobe didn't slow down everything on your computer?

I’m so glad Dennis and Mina’s recap was ready for my morning commute.

Can someone with Choose Chicago please talk to the city about the calendar on this? Having this in town right during ASCO and/or NeoCon/Design Days is a garbage idea. Nevermind commencement at Northwestern and U of C.

A polite way of saying shit show

Two decades in the majors and you end up leaving your hair in various stadiums.

I had tea at the Langham this afternoon and it was such a treat to walk from Clark and Lake over and across the river. Chicago was showing off today (no pics cause I was thrown off by the subway being closed and re routed)

Man get rid of Pujols and this is a great booth by NBC

Has TopGolf replaced Chuck E. Cheese as the most dangerous entertainment venue?

5/ Our new investigation, “Out of Bounds,” examines EPD’s decision to let the federal agents leave a crash scene and meet outside city limits, and puts into question the response protocols instituted prior. Read @ryaninevanston.bsky.social's full story: apps.dailynorthwestern.com/outofbounds/

I am looking to speak with women (hell yea, brother) who played a DI sport in the past five years in the following states: Indiana, Texas, Kentucky, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, WV, Oklahoma, Tennessee. If that’s you, or you know someone, please hit me up

It’s a real dick move to eat a bag of almonds in the colonoscopy waiting room

This is how they’re finally gonna get the Gary airport to happen

TIL about Mississippi State’s rally broccoli

Seems bad that a MetLife employee asked me for an employee's SSN that is filing a claim and didn't provide a secure way to transmit that information. Oh and wanted like all their personal details too. And yes this was frin actual MetLife.

It's so bleakly funny how the idea was supposed to be "The best ever state fair on the National Mall! The bands will be A listers!" And now it actually is like a state fair in a fading rust belt state. I bet the booths are going to be selling coke mirrors with Confederate flags on them too.

I like that they're having the Germans who lip synced play the Great American State Fair

In high school (97-99) I worked with a lesbian couple and had no idea they were more than roommates until I was almost done working at the store.

the thing about this scam of an event is that there’s literally not a single mildly sympathetic person involved in the planning or execution, the whole thing ought to be a free fire extravaganza for house dems when they take the gavel back, drag dana white in front of the house and tear him apart

I highly recommend having a beer while listening to Dylan covers all day

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#BREAKING U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros annoucnes that charges against the remaining members of the "Broadview Six" will be dismissed with prejudice.

I really want to know what was in those transcripts

An actual free speech victory

Today was one of those days when you remember Chicago is the best city and I have the sun burn to prove it

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Dude is like 94, what are we doing here

BREAKING: Supreme Court *blocks* 5th-circuit ruling that had halted the distribution of abortion medication via telehealth. Upshot: mail-order mifepristone is permitted nationwide—over Louisiana's objections Justice Thomas dissents.

The Volo Auto Museum is scratching its head after receiving a $50 traffic bill tied to one of the most famous cars in television history, even though the vehicle has been sitting on display for years.

new: without any debate, the cook county board of commissioners votes to approve a $1 million expansion of sheriff tom dart's flock license plate reader network. this comes even after revelations dart ran the program for years without a contract. voting no: commissioners anaya, vásquez, stamps