bluesky stop being broken i need to yap about bullshit

If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses 🤓

*taps mic* Is this thing on?? Or is bluesky down?

ℹ️ this user just wants to stay in that lavender haze

🌈 Aggressively colorful reminder:

Is this is safe space to ask what the difference between a bestie and an oomfie is? 🫣

4/20 should be a federal holiday

Let’s get high let’s get hiiiiigh (to the tune of let’s get loud)

iiiii didn’t Come here To make friends We were booooorn To be Suburban legends

taylor swift on track 5 and track 9 of midnights:

I hate it here so I will go to the lunar valleys in my mind

Once again I am tired That is all

I miss having a cell phone and a separate iPod touch … those were the days

Sunday funday wake and bake ☀️🍃 I call it sunchella funchella wakechella and bakechella

I bet you think about me (@ all my enemies)

Just sneezed Goddess bless myself

Saw a post that said “Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of men”

☕️💞

I need taylor to create a “fresh out the slammer” parody and call it “fresh out the oven (baker’s version)” 👩🏼‍🍳

Before and after 🍪

some people need a reminder

If you are Taylor swift SHOW YOURSELF (please)

My longest relationship is with Abe from Timehop 🦖🪐☄️ (also peep the Taylor swift lyric)

sleeping beauty was onto something about sleeping all the time

What a shame she’s fucked in the head They said

So my manager, the (4) acupuncturists, and the front desk peeps/assistants I work with, are all anti-trump/anti-maga THANK FUCKING GODDESS 🙏🏻

Hey so Taylor swift is so fucking hot

🍀 March recap 🎶

Is anyone else’s iPhone alarm not popping up but it still rings???

Alexa, play unholy by Sam smith

just to avoid any confusion - stating that you don’t believe people deserve equal human rights is in fact, very hateful

Going on a sinning spree today!!!!

need to put the phone down can’t put the phone down need to put the phone down can’t put the phone down need to put the phone down can’t put the phone down need to put the phone down can’t put the phone down need to put the phone down can’t put the phone down need to put the phone down can’t put the

make bigots afraid again

Remember learning about the SEPARATION of CHURCH and STATE? Cause i do

Gonna start referring to bluesky as sin city 😈

who up going to hell with their oomfies for their sinful lives 🥰🫧✨🧚🏼‍♀️🌤️💞

let me say this so loudly if your think your god, or anyone else’s supersedes the humanity of any one person get the fuck away from me

I don’t listen to music of people I claim to dislike and I surely don’t watch their music videos and then post about it because I don’t think of them!

FUCK Donald Trump and FUCK every politician who's allowing him to terrorize the world completely unchecked

I just found out the background story to the friendship bracelet and now I’m sobbing

All these new photos of earth coming out and I’m just over here realizing that it’s a photo of ALL of us bluesky swifties together 🦋🌎🌍🌏🫶🏻

Love you to the moon 🌕 And to saturn 🪐

Asking my favorite Taylor Swift song is basically setting off a bomb in my mind. It depends on mood. Time of day. Weather. What’s going on in my life at that moment. Her discography spans so many topics and emotions that fit situations perfectly. It all depends on a list of circumstances.

Hi from work👋🏻 aka the acupuncture office 💉(can’t wait for this night to be done)(I’m so tired from this weekend)(let’s hope I’m out of here by 8pm)