Wasn’t 2016 the year that clowns were going around chasing people on college campuses and such????

I have Battlefield by Jordin Sparks stuck in my head atm

everyone get more misandrist now

Everyone say hiiii to my nephew, Twitch 🐾 he loves sitting in front of the fire after running outside in the snow

My name is Hayleigh and I watch Rupaul’s drag race with my parents 👋🏻

✨ tayass ✨ to bless your skyline

i don't talk enough about how grateful i am for all of you. i think of you in every little thing i do. i look forward to scrolling this app, my happy place. having this positive space means so much to me. i love you all so so much. thankyou for existing.

I WAS ENCHANTED TO MEET YOUUU (pointing at my bluesky swifties) 🦋

After work/training today, I will be hopping on ACNH and playing until my thumbs hurt 🎉

the mental gymnastics required to be an informed citizen but to not let that ruin my life is getting to be exhausting

Jamming to Taylor before heading into another day of training (I start next Thursday on my own!!!!)(nerves are NERVING)

Still obsessed with the fate of ophelia

All morning I couldn’t get on bluesky (the app was not loading) so I was really sad I couldn’t scroll through my morning news… but as you can see, I am back lol

Today’s my half birthday which means i have 6 more months left until I’m THIRTY 🫢

ICE is in New Jersey and I swear to fucking god if they come into my place of work today — I’m fighting them

Life is emotionally abusive

ALRIGHT I’M READY FOR SPRING NOW

Sippin on a thc beverage and watching the golden globes

Found a premade pizza crust in the fridge so I’m making a bbq chicken pizza tonight bc why not????

Mama Swift being a capricorn makes so much sense ♑️

Social media breaks are so fucking important 📱❌ I need everyone to know: don’t ever feel sorry for taking a step back from the online world 🫶🏻

help i’m still at the restaurant (and i’m never leaving)

Had my second day of training today and I just got home a little bit ago and my dad bought me flowers and my sister made me a margarita 🥹😭

The horrors persist but so do we 💪🏻

Ya girl is starting her first day of training at an acupuncture office!!! 💉💉💉 (it’s just a front desk job, I will not be putting needles in anyone)

so I’m now a HUGE fan of Djo 🎶

This year I’m keeping tracking of how many times I eat avocado toast 🥑 so far, I’ve had avocado toast 3 out of the 5 days of 2026 💪🏻

Sometimes you sneeze Sometimes you don’t That’s just life

I’m so so happy that drag race is back 🏎️💨💄👑🏁💋

Embarrassed to be an American 🙃

If you support Trump, block me and gtfo 🥰

I be up in the gym just workin on my lurkin

Damn I haven’t showered since last year

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR EVEN THOUGH ITS IN THE SPRING LOL

I drew the cat eye sharp enough to kill all men

Shout out to all my bluesky swiftie besties!!! 🫶🏻🦋 you guys are amazing and bring me so much joy and I look forward to seeing what everyone is up to even if I’ve never heard you speak!🤣🩷 I wish you all the absolute BEST for 2026 🎉🥂

Last avocado toast and iced coffee of 2025 🥑☕️ cheers to many more in 2026 🎉

My hope for the new year is you-know-who dies and the rest of his cronies are imprisoned for life 🫶🏻🎉

Can’t wait to make a “I haven’t _________ since last year” joke on Thursday

Going to a NYE house party and the theme is “wrong party” and so I’m going as “I thought this was the eras tour concert” 🤭

Like what’s next 2027?????

What do you mean it’s going to be 2026???

Had some espresso martinis at the Bar in the Back today (my dad built this bar during covid lockdown) 🍸

It’s not bed rotting, it’s bed roasting

homemade pizza night with my fam 🍕

So last night my cousin’s 5 year old daughter says to me “I need to tell you a secret…” so she goes up to my ear to whisper “6-7” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣😭

Christmas wake and bake with my sister 🎄💨 the tree isn’t the only thing lighting up this year

DON’T BE A JERK IT’S CHRISTMAS