My new trans tape can also function as a greenscreen

Does anyone know a vet that will microchip my girlfriend

plugged in my boyfriend's gay little vape for him since i am so kind and sweet, and he had the NERVE to call me his "vape cuck"

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

USPS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE PROFITABLE AAAAAAAAAAAA

americans think that if there arent literal gas chambers and big signs that say "TRANNY DEATH CAMP: NEXT EXIT" that it is impossible for a genocide to be taking place

My girlfriend would be so hot pregnant with a pbr and a cigarette

walked past the mall santa and my bf asked if i wanted a picture "with a menorah or something" since im jewish

bf brat tamed too hard, im too well behaved now

The brain worms are telling me to have pumpkin orange hair

I miss social distancing

I do the perfect combo of drugs to appreciate the beauty of Paul McCartneys Temporary Secretary

bf keeps saying "puppy needs to get a job" idk why hes so mean to me

Trans man who imprint on sleazy car salesmen as the ideal masculinity.

watching my bf try and fail to roll a joint

Eating her out to bog business

I always have the most insane stress responses I wish my body would get it together

I always forget I’m chronically ill until I stop smoking weed

this pictures are the same to me

My girlfriend won’t piss herself even tho though I’m the birth day boy ☹️ RED FLAG

Ketamine? On a school night???

I don’t know how to use this app but if I don’t like all of my girlfriends tweets she’s gonna put me down

what if i was slutty john lennon for halloween

holdin tits and huffin pits..... thats livin babey :)

you don’t need to bring your dog to the grocery store

so proud of my country (massachusetts)

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

forcing my bf to be wilson for halloween bc if house finally got on e itd be literally us

i felt inspired

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

Since PinkNews is run by a transphobic bad actor and has a habit of sloppy, sensationalist bullshit, I feel like I should clarify: he wants a complete withdrawal of federal funding for facilities that provide gender-affirming care. That's devastating, but different from a ban of that care in law

selling eggs about 3 meters to the north

I LOVE MY TRANSSEXUAL BOYFRIEND AND CHARLIE KIRK IS DEAD!!!!!!!

I really just need all the hair on my body to be the same length

Shedding a single tear for my missing sonic shirt on the MBTA today

Oh James what’s wrong?? I lost my favorite fucking sonic t shirt

Somebody help! My girlfriend ate the stew of eternal slumber :(((((

It’s so fucking over

boyfriends step-dad thinks im a kennedy for some reason, and now i just have to go with it bc we all think its funny

tranny couple at the olive garden

Can straight boys be fujoshis?

So basically every day I get dressed and I walk around looking like a little boy from 1989 going to his very first sleepover

So like how do you make friends in your 20s when you work full time???

My girlfriend sleeps with Jerma every night,,,, I only get her on weekends

bf wont stop reading me r/kitchencels posts

Does anyone else’s bush make little Rorschach tests at the end of a long day?

I love my girlfriend she’s so good to me

I was shooting my shot

even the videos not AWFUL, crusty but passable, ive seen much worse excuses for video recording