Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Another work trip, another hotel room

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

I really had some fun last night

I REALLY needed this.

Empty office and wayyyyyy to many DMs. Time to jerk it at work.

I got stressed at work and decided to take a particularly delicious ass pic.

I need to be pumping inside of you

The caption for this one is just “hi”

I have had to do boss stuff all day. Someone come and fill my ass up...thanks!!

Thanks to all the cuties who sent me treats for my birthday. I look huge and need to top

we’ll never abolish the police if y’all stay afraid to meet your neighbors

Can you hold this for me?

i forget what happened to the guys in lotr who used palantirs. did it work out for them or ?

How do you like my penis tuft? #nsfw #irl #irlnsfw #irlnudes #pupplay #tummytuesday

I rarely get good cum vids, so enjoy this oldie as a #sundaycumday special 🤍 #nsfw #irl #irlnsfw #irlnudes #bate #bator

Felt heavy…

I have not jerked off in 4 days. J am feeling like a slut at work.

Today I saw a Rolls Royce with a thin blue line plate I feel like that alone is enough to launch an internal affairs case/financial investigation

Always enjoy wearing some lace under my work clothes

Feeling like a Cyberpunk Corpo with these new glasses. Bonus nee job jock shot.

Bulging at the laundromat.

I woke up rock hard this morning and need a hole STAT

I am bricked up on BART.

Finding out two people you disliked for messy nightlife reasons are now dating is....wild to say the least

#FCF #foreskinfriday

I’ll do anything for the gram!

DJING AND PLAYING MAGIC ARE KINDA THE SAME

Sorry just thought of this 😂

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if you want to hear it with the original audio instaed of the music, I downloaded this from the EcoWatch Discovery Mauritius Instagram page directly. if you want to share it please credit them

I'm entirely too horny at work.

Bartended, then, went to a renegade rave and danced till the sun came up.

I finally blocked an ex-roommate. Living with a sex pest was one of the WORST years of my life. Constantly making sure I was covered up, having to deal with unwanted advances after repeated shutdowns. It was fucking awful. Living alone forever

I finally got a couch in my apartment. Here is my first nudes on said couch

Jean I’m busy right now!

Zohran took that last barrage of pathetic attacks from Cuomo and went "Oh so you wanna FIGHT fight, Andrew???"

Having to explain WHY playing Rhystic Study, Smothering Tide, AND Augustin is actually bracket 4 was not how I wanted my MTG Commander game to go.

Happy Fat Cock Friday

Sunday....bear cavern time..

Rare moment to show off my BF.

RIP Connie Francis💔

Iconic one

📸 Scenes from a rally in the Mission District in San Francisco in opposition to the Trump Administration's immigration policy and enforcement on June 9, 2025. Photos: Martin do Nascimento/KQED