Le bath. Or whatever the French for “bath” is

Tonight the role of Grogu will be played by Jennifer Coolidge

Bluesky is only showing half the images again. So sorry for any boners I’ve missed

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓

Well might forget to post these later so early hump day

Well might forget to post these later so early hump day

At one point I had red hair. And I don’t mean ginger

But yeah off to the happiest place on earth with the most annoying person I know (that isn’t my boss). Not sure how I got talked into this…

Been back at work one day and already can’t wait for my time off this weekend. Though have to deal with my sister so

Cut

I got these adorable Tandemaus plushies and now you must see them!

I make sure to 👍🏻 my Gen Z colleagues as I’d rather they not speak to me

I’ve had one a few times where I’m causally walking my dog his usual route through town and then a riot breaks out and they all turn towards me. I usually wake up before they kill us

In addition to being horny and having a bath I did a Supergirl thing

Bath time 🛁

Yeah, it's #MonsterMonday again. If you see this, share a monster.

Got 3 episodes of Daredevil to catch up on. Of course I will be skipping the opening titles

Maul keeps getting better 😍

Currently in a S wide from Kink3D. Who wants to help see if I can shrink it with a chastity challenge? Like=1hrs Comment=3hrs Follow=24hrs Will tally the time up at the end of the day. Let’s see what damage bluesky can do. #chastitychallenge #teamlocked #selflocked #malechastity #gaychastity

Check this bush

Up or down? 😛

Really annoys me trying to find some nice short shorts for casual wear and most ones sites call short would barely be above my knee. Sucks when they make shorts one size fits all despite people having different leg lengths!

#Cagecheck on day 2/…? You seem to enjoy seeing me as #lockedtop so wondering if I should try a #chastitychallenge … starting april 9 at 13:30 and for the next 24 hours… Like = + 1 hour 🔐 Repost = + 3 hours 🔐 Comment = + 6 hours 🔐 New follower > 426 = + 12 hours. 🔐 Hope I will not regret this 😬

QTP with the last 4 games you played!

Posting on FCF like it’s a special occasion when I posted dick most days

Digimon checkpoint post your favorite Digimon

Sunny

Somehow got to 8k followers. Thanks hoes!

the face // body // hog // butt 🩵

1500 followers reached (how?!), lets do a small Chastity Challenge. How long do you propose i stay locked for? I’ll keep it simple (I hope 😅) Each Like = 1hr Each Comment = 3hrs (limit of 2 per person) Each Repost to this post = 5hrs #chastityclub #gaychastity #gaynsfw #gaykink

Was trying not to get Supergirl merch before seeing the movie but nah these are too cute!

My flat is deceptively cooler as doesn’t really get direct sun. So I went out in jeans earlier. Definitely a shorts day.

Ok so I keep looking at AWRY shorts and they look cute but do they not like show literally everything? They seem very tight

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

Really don’t wanna ever use Shien but keep seeing ads with clothes that look pretty good. Sure they won’t in person 🫣

If you see this, QTP with your favourite Fire-type Pokémon! 🔥

Hump day 😛

Hey why not

If you see this, post a character from space.

Show me a non-selfie that shows how sexy you are

Quote with (one of) your best ass shot(s) 🥺

Mario Galaxy was pretty cute. Definitely needed more Fox though

Tug-it Tuesday? I dunno I’m horny

Why do I only get absolute weirdos talking to me on Scruff 😂

Dang the motivation to work today has not been found yet

It’s so funny my nephews being into Pokemon now and just asking like “have you heard of Mew? what about Mewtwo?!”

Was meaning to be up a while ago but only just finished 😛

Monochrome Monday

Wet

Forgot shops are closed on Easter Sunday. Least I could still get coffee