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So the Xmen trailer is exciting but I kind of hope that’s the last we see of the Fox Xmen. Like they’ve come back too many times at this point and the nostalgia is wearing thin for me.

This’ll break up the nudes a bit

Captain got confused cos he wants to be locked 24/7 all year round. Silly Captain 😛

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And also Astonishing Xmen from same guy.

Day 2 🥹

All the #unhung energy and size positivity of last few days got me feeling a certain way. So seemed a good time to lock for a bit 😛

All the #unhung energy and size positivity of last few days got me feeling a certain way. So seemed a good time to lock for a bit 😛

edging your wiener on the clock is a form of protest against the establishment btw

Sick horn is a thing

QTP with your favorite Pokemon (wrong answers only)

Still not feeling 100% so the greyscale helps 😛

Eurgh who puts a meeting in for 10:15 with 30 min notice? Like I’m even awake

Don’t often do Sunday cum day but this load needs to be documented

Share a photo of erect phallus

Scheduled some fun with a friend after work tomorrow to help me get through and now feeling rough af. Better clear up overnight

5.5 inches but you should still ride

Already so bored of layering and winter barely even started 😐

Lazy Sunday 😛

Lil guy looking good though 😈

Found out Clueless was on paramount plus the other week so watching that ha

Oh wow cock floats (I did already know this)

Just me in my gay bath

Feel free to encourage my friend 😛

Oh no the horniness has returned. Guess there’ll be no scs today

Ah yes I really wanted to be up at 8.30 after falling asleep around 4. Thanks body clock…

Took down my Christmas decorations today and just remembered to change stuff on here. Christmas is dead!

Impressive how thoroughly I’ve fucked my sleeping schedule in like a week off work…

Let's start this year with puppy power! Repost this with a fictional dog that you like.

First FCF of the new year

Suppose I best get up

First FCF of the new year

First dick pics of 2026

Happy New Year!!

Me and Chewie been watching Superman whilst I protect him from the fireworks.

Like maybe it’s because I really don’t get the point of Christmas cards but an old friend asking for my address to then send a Christmas card with a message like “we should hang out more next year” just feels kinda odd… why not just text me that? 😅

Did pretty well at sales shopping 😊

Hump day again 😛

I came home and sat down after a busy few days and now I don’t want to move ever again

Keep getting ads for retainer cleaners and don’t even own one…

Softie Saturday? Sunday? something… it’s a day ending in a Y

Bit cold

Whenever I visit my parents I get reminded how many crap game shows they make…

Merry Hump Day to all!

Merry Christmas!

Jsut saying if anyone wants to treat me to something from my wishlist or tip me on PayPal you can find links below:

Merry Hump Day to all!

Voice reveal

Maybe I’ll take a really cute hump day pic with my Santa hat on later. Maybe I’ll forget. You don’t know.

Did end up meeting and was fun time 😛