Don’t often do Sunday cum day but this load needs to be documented

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Scheduled some fun with a friend after work tomorrow to help me get through and now feeling rough af. Better clear up overnight

5.5 inches but you should still ride

Already so bored of layering and winter barely even started 😐

Lazy Sunday 😛

Lil guy looking good though 😈

Found out Clueless was on paramount plus the other week so watching that ha

Oh wow cock floats (I did already know this)

Just me in my gay bath

Feel free to encourage my friend 😛

Oh no the horniness has returned. Guess there’ll be no scs today

Ah yes I really wanted to be up at 8.30 after falling asleep around 4. Thanks body clock…

Took down my Christmas decorations today and just remembered to change stuff on here. Christmas is dead!

Impressive how thoroughly I’ve fucked my sleeping schedule in like a week off work…

Let's start this year with puppy power! Repost this with a fictional dog that you like.

First FCF of the new year

Suppose I best get up

First FCF of the new year

First dick pics of 2026

Happy New Year!!

Me and Chewie been watching Superman whilst I protect him from the fireworks.

Like maybe it’s because I really don’t get the point of Christmas cards but an old friend asking for my address to then send a Christmas card with a message like “we should hang out more next year” just feels kinda odd… why not just text me that? 😅

Did pretty well at sales shopping 😊

Hump day again 😛

I came home and sat down after a busy few days and now I don’t want to move ever again

Keep getting ads for retainer cleaners and don’t even own one…

Softie Saturday? Sunday? something… it’s a day ending in a Y

Bit cold

Whenever I visit my parents I get reminded how many crap game shows they make…

Merry Hump Day to all!

Merry Christmas!

Jsut saying if anyone wants to treat me to something from my wishlist or tip me on PayPal you can find links below:

Merry Hump Day to all!

Voice reveal

Maybe I’ll take a really cute hump day pic with my Santa hat on later. Maybe I’ll forget. You don’t know.

Did end up meeting and was fun time 😛

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you. Who’s coming to save you? Pretty sure I’d be dead.

Softie looked pretty good after shower what can I say

Was meant to be meeting a guy at midday, and my complete lack of scheduling means I set an alarm for 9 to be ready… and he’s just moved it to 4pm instead. Which is fine but I probably could have forced myself to have more of a lie in

Hmm wasn’t intending to be up QUITE so early after going to bed at 3am…

Oops I made it cuter

QTP with a gif of one of your favorite Christmas movies

OK I spent the day with my family and after that long with my nephews I really don’t wanna see anyone for a while so Christmas blues are gone 😅😂

Found my grey onesie

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I’ve only been off a few days and I’ve already lost all concept of what day it is…

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Think my issue this time of year is it always feels like I should be doing more. Like I don’t have a big friendship group to hang out with, I’ll see my family a fair bit but that’s about all the Christmas gathering I do. And it’s just like close family. Even my work doesn’t really bother.

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