Asking for hot sauce with your pancakes is a pretty cheap way to live rent free in someone's mind.

I'm trying to get better at cooking so I want to document my journey as I try meal kits to improve. I am giving myself a C+. I lost the Garlic and added too much water so had to improvise on the sauce.

I got a really fun collab(Kellab if you will) idea

I am getting on the right side of history and I want to be very clear that I am pro Robot Marriage. Also I am sorry for using the word robot. I am sure it will eventually become a slur but for now its all we have.

As much as I miss twitter. Musk still owns it and Musk is still a Nazi.

I love reading YouTube comments

It's finally time to debut my new Vtuber Model! Will be live on twitch.tv/thekellerbee tonight with it. Will show off the toggles and then switch to an as of yet undecided game.

I will live my truth and so will Withers [ #TheGaellery #comic #baldursgate3 #standupforundeadtiddies ]

"Can I get extra pickles?" What I mean: I would like a pickle in each bite What they hear: One bite will be all pickles

In case I ever forgot to, I'm going to just real quick close some parentheses, quotations, and the like. ) ) ] ] " " } }

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On my YouTube channel, you can watch my films, listen to Run The Julias & Girlstourage, AND get two MAJOR drops this Friday. I would consider subscribing! youtube.com/@kevinlaniga...

I don't deserve this.

This podcast episode was a big contributor in me getting my video done because I mistakenly plugged it on here without realizing Kevin's editing speed. It's also a funny podcast I did with my friend

After months of planning and hard work, my buddy @kellerbee.bsky.social has proven something incredible: you CAN beat #Pokémon by *simply doing nothing*. How did he do it? Give his journey a watch here!! youtu.be/D6whGlpTTOk?...

New Video youtu.be/D6whGlpTTOk

@gaelfox.bsky.social I am making some stew and have come to get blessings from the soup queen herself. Please bless my crockpot.

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

"You have a voice for podcasting" (compliment) "You sound like you have a podcast" (devastating insult)

Billionaires are evil but let's not forget that they are also objectively losers.

In my own lane and thriving.

ACAB unfortunately includes Bullseye the horse from Toy Story.

Thanks for dropping by. Real new model coming soon!

Debuting my new model tonight on stream then playing some Fall Guys! Going live at 7:30PM CST

Today is the day! I've been to the store 3 times this week already but today is the day I remember to buy toilet paper.

If I was a car, I would always save Vroom for dessert.

Don't you ever correct me again.

My dentist rescheduled my appointment day of, so now I'm going to eat a whole bunch of sugar to spite them.

*checking weather updates to see if this tornado actually merits me putting on pants*

I don't know how people have the energy to make their bed every morning.

BREAKING: the Hamburglar was caught paying for a hamburger yesterday and no one knows what to do

I have never thought "I did a good job" after cutting a tomato

My parents didn't raise a quitter. I had to find my own way. No one taught me to quit. I had to work for it.

Goodbye sweet prince, until next season. 6 months of my car's clock being off is finally here.

The masculine urge to cry while watching A Goofy Movie

I've burnt my tongue on my tea right before my food came out. "I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Eat my shorts, Gravity

Once the plane door locks, I will begin my standup set with my captive audience.

God letting us go to space but being really angry about a tower feels like misplaced priorities.

Me 5 seconds before being fired: If you could have sex with any dinosaur, who would you pick and why?

Tier list based on how devot a Christian each Mario character would be.

The worse part of being off of TikTok is now I have to watch Young Sheldon without Subway Surfers.

So excited for Monster Hunter Wilds release. Not because I want to play but because I don't like doing things and all my friends are too busy playing to invite me to things.

If I wasn't supposed to eat the edamame pods, then why did they salt them?

Getting my family members hopes up by messaging in the group chat asking for baby clothes, only to immediately shoot them back down by telling them its for Puppets.

Me: Don't worry. I remember my etiquette lessons. *Puts cup on head to signal for a refill*

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

I made this bed, why do I have to also lie in it? youtube.com/shorts/ovoaB...

I'm an adult.