sheeeeeit :(

Most of the country is hell

Im drunk on a Monday and Heated Rivalry sucks because its about a pack of millionaires afraid to come out.

This is AAA Prime USDA rage bait. Bespoke.

The Democratic party would win elections repeatedly if they competently challenged corporate power.

Ahem

One of the really good blogs, here.

Buying this company and Palantir and calling it Morgoth just to get it out of the way.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

🤥🥴

“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”

Just started to watch LOTR but then decided to watch all the Hobbit movies first

What would Saint Charlie say?

I’m trying to imagine charging American servicemen and women with crimes for killing 100+people in the Caribbean and Pacific.

It’s going to be some bullshit respectability from the center and some bullshit bleating about identity politics from the left and some bullshit religious forgiveness from the right. I’m just going to expire from unrequited rage.

I’m at a burger king in Harrisburg and two large crusty white guys in Carhart are complaining about how AI has ruined Google searches and copilot is worse than Microsoft touch screens and Clippy.

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

You will not interest me in the ping pong movie

XXXX cancer, the horniest cancer.

Explaining Jocelyn Elders to my in-laws

Winter gloves that look like a bigger veiny hand

Santa got me these

Fortnite down

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

SANTA CLAUS IS PREPARING TO FIRE HIS PRIMARY WEAPON

The zombies in the Walking dead. They ate, did they poop?

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

My anus is a star

Stuffed with cheese (authentic)

Male ballots

Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan… * Vehicle traffic: -11% * Foot traffic: +3.4% * Storefront vacancy: -0.9% * Pollution: -22% * Revenue for mass transit: $548M So YES this has been a huge success.

They need to have those 2015 “soooo I’m on PreP if you want to…” convos, but then again, they are closeted and weird about everything.

She married a pedo

Truly incredible to go now back and read that Bari Weiss NYT resignation letter, where she whined about “self-censorship” and “fitting a predetermined narrative” and “satisfying a narrow audience rather than allowing a curious public read” stories: www.bariweiss.com/resignation-...

[ruPaul walks in the workroom]: hello hello hello! My queens, you just met the horny cast of Heated Rivalry. “Yaaaaas. Woof woof woof.” “For your maxi challenge, you will put these real life NHL players in drag” [Alexander Ovechkin walks in, clearly displeased]

The legacy media narrative has been unified in claiming that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors. But how can anyone report that without interviewing Jeffrey Epstein? I asked Alan Dershowitz. —Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times

StOp AtTaCkInG yOuR oWn

CBS News: from Rathergate to Weissgate

The Trump supporter who runs CBS news just killed a story about Trump’s favorite torture prison. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.

From trashing murdered director Rob Reiner to renaming the Kennedy Center for himself, an uninhibited Donald Trump has impacted the arts in notable, yet unorthodox ways.

This article was v funny, as it doesn’t mention why these people are being primaried exactly.

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

My BF has a conspiracy theory that this group wants to make Vance divorce his wife and marry Erika Kirk to fit in more.

say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.

<looking for the address of the party i already rsvped to> <Partiful> “would you like to RSVP?lol.lmao.”

Mr. Beast would never lose a boxing match

Bloomberg was a socialist for wanting to tax sodas

I’d watch Matt Yglasias play a cosmonaut game of workers and resources. TO LAUGH AT HIM

Put an oil pump jack in Matt yiggs lawn challenge