hey guys i’m back with the pizz…a

Do you think Sam gets a little excited when one of us is injured enough to go to a hospital?

SAAAAAAM WHATS THUS ABOUT NURSES

The Winchester Siblings in a Nutshell

I should start confiding in Dean for these things. At least he won’t OUT ME

You say femboys ONE TIME

[ ⋆✴︎𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙍𝘼 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙍𝘼˚｡⋆ ] 𝙄'𝙢 𝙉𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝘼𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙢 𝘽𝙮 𝙈𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 -All Volumes -Multi-Ship -Serious/Crack -Adult Writer #RWBYRP #MVRP

❝ 𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑬. ❝

NOOOO

CURRENT MOOD: Clingy open.spotify.com/track/79IgD1...

⸝⸝ LALALALA I XANT HEAR YOUUU ⸝⸝

ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ. ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴꜱʟᴀᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜱɢᴜɪꜱᴇ. ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ’ꜱ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ. ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴠᴇ. ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋʏ. ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ. ᴇᴠɪʟ. ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ. ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇꜱ ɪɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ. (ꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ/ɴꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ) (ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ɪꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ)

On God they tryna drown me in this hoe.

Can we stop dicking around and get to the serious stuff.

C’mon, he’s not soft. Dick’s almost as hard as they come.

⸝⸝ SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ITS NOT ABOUT HIM ⸝⸝

⸝⸝ Fuck you mean “a lot” ⸝⸝

“are you drunk” ask me that again

⸝⸝ They don’t call me the DILF hunter for nothing. Fuck a banshee I’m tryna find a man in his 40s. ⸝⸝

It’s true

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I’m normal now. No more older men. I’m normal.

ooc. putting it out there that my writers acc is @ozymdis.bsky.social !! you’re welcome to follow it as well as my rp resource account @roleplaystarters.bsky.social !!

ooc. i need to stop being freaked out on Willow. i’ll be on deadshot @drunkdaze.bsky.social

if he sees this it’s OVER FOR ME

Oh, that’s okay, so does mine. Two hot headed older brothers would do that.

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ooc. i’m getting too unhinged

Two words: daddy issues

Never mind I’m not calling the secretary. I wouldn’t know what to say, let alone how to talk to Mr Wayne. Uuugh why am I like thiiiis

Mmm .. eggs

if ramen is a soup, what does that make rawomen

does cereal count as a soup ?

"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..." Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.

Wait .. how do I even do that. Is there like, a number to call? I think Wayne Corp has a website, lemmie check…

SQUEALS ??

Oh gosh hello. I didn’t think you’d notice that, I’ll contact your secretary then, okay, bye !!

That can be arranged, cowboy.

I’ll take that as a no. :(

Willow’s sigh could be heard through the phone. ⸝⸝ I know, he’s an ass sometimes. Well, most of the time. He wasn’t right to lead you on like that, and I don’t think he’ll apologize. He’s not the type to say sorry. ⸝⸝

I think I just pulled Deadpool. Somehow.

"Look up. It's- 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉!"

Hey Mr. Wayne, we got off on the wrong foot. I don't want to be that one "weird girl" you saw on the timeline, so uh, wanna grab like, a coffee sometime?