That is sooo not fair...

Chicken? Now you're talking my language, bro. [ Throwing an arm around the other's shoulder, leaning over him ] What kind? I could always go for fried. Or wings!

Any chance your twin there can take a raincheck?

....byy — yourself?

Dude, no. You're supposed to tell me to snap out of it, not give in to being a total freak. Which — okay, let's be fair. Tim on Tim? Hot... for uh no reason. We don't have to look into that. Actually, let's forget that. Actually — I'm hungry.

....Just uh. Kidding. Heh.

Don't look, Bart. I'm going to do something unholy.

Tim, Tim, and Tim ....

[ unzips ]

Oh... you mean my-

Soft..

Hard.

Bart.

What.. he? He who? Who's easy??? Who are you talking to that's easy???

Easy?! I'm not easy!

I'm so close–

... [ Sits ]

Woooof..!!!

I need a cold shower

I'm... suddenly ha— ppy.

Top Tims aren't real

Overdone insult.

Put some respect on that twink's name.

🪨🍽️

Do you not dress like a dork in another universe? Or is that a multiversal type thing??

// theyre so hot

spooky❥ I prefer my DC fan art made by the unhinged hands of an obsessed fan artist giving superheros thick asses and making them kiss other men. not some slop fest computer chud that makes my sweet babies have wonky eyes and soulless coloring

.....I don't usually hit kids, but.

If you want a Superboy untouched by AI, you can count on this guy! Totally organic, natural, real! Don't believe me? Come feel for yourself. See. See for yourself.

stab the guy speeding up global warming!

Thanks, I'm an organically made clone. [ stares into the camera ]

🧍

// you guys all knew this and didnt tell me...? 🧍

Whaaat? What am I? A scrub? I'm not letting you pay when I offered to treat you. Check it, Superboy's got this, Blondie. Relaaax.

We're just supposed to let him play good giy now and forget.. everything before that? Let him be this— funny guy people suddenly adore after .. everything?

Regular cheeseburger, then. You like fries? Want a fry? I'll get you a fry.

Bart. I'm gonna do something drastic.

Bart. Hold me.

You like burgers? Cheeseburgers??? Two bacon cheeseburgers and a milkshake? Don't know why I thought of that suddenly. Anyway! Buddy! Pal! My guy! You wanna hang with the REAL cool dudes? This Superboy is your go-to.

I'm going to crashout.

Just stay away from him, okay? Cool? Great. Thanks. Actually why don't WE get a milkshake. And a burger!

I can't stand this man.

Don't grab a milkshake with that guy?! HE'S A PSYCHO MURDERER!

Why do we let him around here!

Tell me you're joking..

Shuuuut the fuuuuck-

Don't trust dumb bitches with Prime in their name, all I'm saying.