...Where?

Alright, alright! Sheeeeh! What a buzzkill! You been hanging out with Logan lately? Might be rubbing off on you. I'd sure like to rub one off on him. Whaaat! Who said that? Pesky bee! No worried, peanut. I'll just wash *everything else*.

Oh hooh, no. There's nothing between us that we can't share with one another (Like me reading your thoughts) It's you and me, baby boy. Hey! How about next time you shower, I'll join you so you don't have to be alone. I'll wash up those hard to reach areas.

Spidey's officially more of a loser than ME? Thiiisss is RIIICH!! Let's slap those headlines in the news!

Being Poolverine was fun but I couldn't stand not showering anymore. Not sure how the guy does it...

I don't take nothin' off without a few drinks in me first. Bub. Snikt. Snikity.

Don't know what yer talkin' about, bub.

SNIKT!

The Proposal.

I gotta get Hugh to call me back, this is getting bad for marketing.

No one is going to stand in the way of me making the ultimate bottom!omega!Dean Winchester fanfiction. And then, for the reasoning that is Bluesky writing magic. I'm going to read it to him out loud.

Jensen 😮‍💨

// Spooky yells at me every time I come on here :(

This means nothing to me, is what I would say if I didn't know elite ball knowledge.

I am loving this reunion. My emotions are high and my nipples are hard. Who's ready for some karaoke? I'm feeling a little Celine Dion.

Nightmare nightmare nightmare

DOES POOLVERINE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU??? The shippers are NOT gonna be happy about that one. I wanted to capitlize off our yaoi!! Think of Dikoto!!!

DAREDEVIL FUCKED MY LOGAN??????

— @vixencharm.bsky.social "Oh my god is that a princess from another universe, but also a witch, but also a wealthy friend of Bruce Wayne, but also Jason Todd's sidekick who also got kidnapped by Joker's goons and needs Nightwing's fat, glorious ass to save her from greasy perverts?!" ++

₊⊹ STRAWBERRY BLISS ⋆˚꩜.ᐟ

You can talk how you want with me all night, peanut. I'm not afraid of getting down with the nice, hairy men. Wolvie was just a gateway to the furries anyway.

What I wouldn't give for a chance with my baby boy Spidey and Daredevil at the same timeS ...For a team up.

DAYUM THAT ASS IS FAT, CATHOLIC BOY!

My best friend!

Woohoo, Logan 💕

I SAW THE SLIP! YOU HAD CLOWN MEAT ALL INSIDE YOU. YOU SLOBBED HIS FUNNY BONE-R. HIS SLAPSTICK!

// Dont listen to them! I'm not shy!

// Spooky wants me so bad I'm the best thing to ever happen to them. We're gonna tongue eachother.

Jokes on you, you just made me a marketable figurine. Super realistic high-power action figure moves!! For the insane price of $69.99 plus shipping for something that going to be really cool in the moment until you lose that excitement, get buyer's remose, and feel empty inside again.

Silence, clown suck n' fucker! Do not embarass me in front of Jensen!

My omegas.

They call me.. Alphapool.

There's this farm I want to introduce you to..

Thank you for your service. Oh, my god. I can't imagine a life where lactating!omega!logan x alpha!deadpool never existed. You're like. Fanfic jesus. I'm Marvel jesus!

Basking in the glory of the first omega. Without you I would have NEVER got mpreg Wolverine.

Oh my god Jensen Ackles. Oh my god this is just like tumblr come to life!! Quick! We have to bring back Superwholock! Does this mean I get to be Y/N?

Motherfucker 、I wish I could say you'll die alone 、but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die .ᐟ

You pullin' my leg? It's not gonna be hot garbage worth no more than five cents, is it?