My pancakes are getting better and better

The pain of a workout >> the pain of mourning mobility

Let’s gooooooooooo!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🔥❤️

Back in the gym. I've been trying to convince myself that I'll die if I don't go to the gym at least 5 times a week. It needs to be that important to my life.

Happy 77th Birthday to Samuel L. Jackson 🎂

Good morning y'all

I was never concerned. This yt men foolishness, and despite his appearance, I know Black a** Michael Jackson wasn’t in no circles with this man.

So is the grinch his name or his ethnicity or his job

I think I need to see another therapist. Or at least talk to someone about this shit.

I’m so sick of the word subscribe.

Bluesky always got a doggone bug/glitch. If I click on a video to watch it full screen, I have to close out of the whole app just to get out of it

Being a professional writer gives me the biggest advantage when being romantic. My letters and texts be everything.

I call my director "mf" at least once a day lmao

I wish baby fever had an address so I can pull up and beat it's ass for a change.

A lotta dudes could use a Woman trainer for leg days. They know how to make it happen on that end for real.

Very possible, EXTREMELY dangerous. She will kill you both if you're doing a good job.

Peonies and p*ssy

At the hospital getting a full body check up...like absolutely everything.

Parents: Did you notice when your child/children gained consciousness?

I miss living in the ocean

Lit. Fly. Funny. Annnnddd I'm swinging first lol

Giving sometime a blissful feeling and watching them bask in it >>>>>>>>>

Every Tuesday we have a family meeting going over our history, lineage and culture. Finding out you're native American is crazy.

I be coming over here not knowing wtf going on...and for some reason I like it lol 🤷🏿‍♂️

Oh bitch, this was NASTY.

My director and I staying bullshitting at work. It don't help that everybody come to us about the drama and we have secret meetings on how to handle the shit. I'm not even on the exec team lmao

In 2023 someone tried to stab me, so in self defense....I spent the night in jail. One night dassit.

I'd never subject myself to this life. I don't have kids lmao, I was just saying I want a son lol

Bro I just wanna see my son....

Them father-son reunion videos be having me sobbing

My claims adjuster is so rude and dry. I hate talking to her.

I hate being flirted with at work

My hair always smell really good and it's always clean.

Dem boys

Finally done doing my hair. Yeah these locs won't be here much longer

These frozen strawberry margs are whooping my ass.

You know how you know you found the right person?… *Listen closely* . . . . . . . . . They WANT to take care of you. END

Philip Rivers gone get hit and disintegrate like MJ in the Remember the Time video

... You right

There's still time to get matching pajamas right?

I can't wait to get back to the house and eat and watch anime

Mhm and common sense ain’t so common. These kids can’t even read……………

It's either 5, 28 or 3057

Need this energy in 2026

Annndd it's not even close. I actually still hit house parties.

Your enemies will smile in your face faster than your friends will.

A tall woman told she'd scoop my short ass up like some Ice Cream. Then proceeds to say I love short niggas.

What was a pickup line a woman said to you that scared you? 😂

Ay La Verdolaga 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

Real quick