Petition to replace the LGBTQIA+ acronym with "grep -r -v cis *" Pros: No more "leaving anyone behind" Explicitly excludes cis people Forces you to use the command line "grep dash r dash v cis star"

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back in MY day, we use to microwave AA batteries for 10 minutes, then swallow 'em whole. and we turned out fine!!

i'm never losing my spark. this world will have to pry the whimsy from my fat, juicy ass

they did bottom surgery on a grape

toast her strudel? don't mind if i do

Online companies keep being like "we take your privacy, seriously"

every friend group has that one person who always smells like they just jacked off

i don't have a mixer, so i'm creaming by hand

every friend group has that one person who always smells like they just jacked off

people in 2026: they should invent a cigarette that heals you asthmador cigarettes from the 1900's:

i'm blowing you!!!! a kiss!!!!!

every time i see "unpacking gir1.2-[...]" i think my computer is flirting with me

i bet this chair sooo comfortable if ur gay

i bet this chair sooo comfortable if ur gay

i just want to say that i support the life of capitalists. i want them all to be on life support!

every time i see "unpacking gir1.2-[...]" i think my computer is flirting with me

i'm blowing you!!!! a kiss!!!!!

we could probably build some cool towns out of abandoned data centers

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people in 2026: they should invent a cigarette that heals you asthmador cigarettes from the 1900's:

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the moon doesn't have "phases", she's slow-blinking at us

the moon doesn't have "phases", she's slow-blinking at us

liberals call trump "orange mussolini" but refuse to string him up by his toes. interesting.

and if you threw an orgy invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest dick would be from me and the balls attached would say "thank you for being a friend"

sure, you'd fuck the moon. but would the moon fuck YOU?

finally im awake. time to check my butthole agents. time to see if they shipped any new asses. im an engineer

im glad to be off work for presidents day. about time george washington was good for something

gm to all my gay lovers in my phone

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and if you threw an orgy invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest dick would be from me and the balls attached would say "thank you for being a friend"

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

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sorry boss, i can't come in to work... my girlfriend gave me strap throat

sorry boss, i can't come in to work... my girlfriend gave me strap throat

one time a girl on grindr called me a "normie" for hating on 100gecs so I responded in kind with merzbow links and relations continued to break down from there

I cannot stand the "this is a good start" discourse. The Democrats in Congress do not want to abolish ICE. They have proposed a series of bog-standard reforms regurgitated by a think tank. Everyone knows they do not work. The Democrats supporting this do not care. They just want to move on.

I have some roast beef but I have a whole bunch of cheese so let's see what happens

*taps the sign* www.mozillafoundation.org/en/privacyno...

i didnt mean to girlhurt you... im girlsorry

me

"i've decided to get 'the surgery'!" - Nathan from "Repo! The Genetic Opera"

lowtax didn't lowtax himself

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

"juices are your lifeline. you're gonna want to make a shit-ton of juice" - @sapphirecyborg.bsky.social