lgbt^3

i hope the christian god is real and that scott adams didnt convert in time 🙏

im like if a girl had to try to be pretty

she power on my puff til i girls

"you smell like pussy" "i am pussy"

six months on hrt please clap

dorito gf, victorian child bf

just went to the dentist. they asked me if i suck a lot of dick and when i said no they said yeah we can tell loser

when it's definitely going the way you thought it would

it's stimulants saturday

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

aaaaaaand we're live. produced by Krystal Swords. take one

dorito gf, victorian child bf

curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas

I love taking my evil dog to heaven

experiencing a brand new error buying a caused by new chastity very specific cage inputs 🤝 "New Edge Case Unlocked"

i'm like if a girl w;as thinking about thos beans

house down the street sold to an actual human family from nearby that's going to live in it full time instead of some weird scam artist algorithm bullshit hell yeah

Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros

laser butt removal

laser junk removal

Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!

i don't need a whole gender to myself. who wants to share

my cat lyra is so brave when she's hungry

she got that hereditary dick

"you know i keep that thing on m-" i say as i start frantically patting myself down and looking embarrassed

your honor, when you type "i'm very" on the defendant's phone, the autocomplete suggests "sorry" as the next word. in light of this, the defense moves to dismiss all charges.

musk's just doing what's necessary to get back on good terms with trump

i believe all chests are treasure chests

me to all my friends every few days

2025, the year of the linux desktop, is dead. long live 2026, the year of the linux desktop

2026, year of revolution. overthrowing capitalism. cmon gang let's do it

2025, the year of the linux desktop, is dead. long live 2026, the year of the linux desktop

New: Cop City RICO Cases Dismissed Years After 61 Activists Charged as Criminal Conspiracy Racketeering charges against dozens indicted as co-conspirators in the Stop Cop City movement were dismissed yesterday marking a legal victory for the movement unicornriot.ninja/2025/cop-cit...

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

hitting the clone yuri at 2 in the morning on new year's eve is crazy

i don't know who needs to hear this but I'll get uuuuuhhh big double tray no mayo add cheese, a chicken quesadilla, cajun fries, and a sprite

they should add tab completion for passwords

FUN GAME IDEA: WE GIVE THE RICH A 15 MINUTE HEAD START

me and who

FUN GAME IDEA: WE GIVE THE RICH A 15 MINUTE HEAD START

Going to the rich neighborhood Target parking lot and puttinf candy wrappers on cars as enrichment for the true crime housewives

Why did you transition, wrong answers only i wanted some of that biological advantage they're always insisting trans people have

No wonder they fucked up the redaction, trying to redact trump from the Epstein files is like trying to redact Frodo from the Lord of the Rings.

one of these days it's all gonna catch up to me, and i'm gonna have to grapple with all the things that i've left in the back of the refrigerator