back in MY day, the shoes on your head meant you WERE human

electricians discipline their children by ungrounding them

chamgimg my name to "the crop" so when people talk about "the cream of the crop", they're talking about me

The philosophers have only jerked off to the world. The point, however, is to fuck it

I don't have anything clever to say. I'm just glad the scythe's aim is sharpening up.

After a months-long occupation, Minnesota is still recovering from a retribution campaign waged by the federal government. Now, Minnesota stands with Houston in demanding accountability for the fatal shooting of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. This bloodshed cannot be normalized.

double it and give it to the next guy

today would be a great day for mitch mcconnell to die

if you're a creamer & need someone new for your clutches... hello...

a story in 4 parts don't let these fucking losers bully you if you can help it. THEY need US.

to a heterosexual guy like me, a straight jacket is just a regular jacket

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

i have today marked in my calendar as "not fredo's birthday" for some reason so please join me in wishing @fredo.bsky.social just a normal day

an important thing for the president to understand is that nobody does anything just because they think it's funny. they might WANT to, but only the ones that get funding are ALLOWED to. that's like, marxism 101

HOW ABOUT YOU LEGALLY VERIFY MY NETHER REGIONS YOU INSOLENT FUCKS

women hold up half the schlotzsky's

In the most literal sense, this took me 30 seconds. Please do this right now. Do not put it off.

do the right thing, fredrik strömberg kill daniel berntsson and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

im like if a kitten worried about it

*points a gun at you* do you wanna hang out?

This edible* ain’t shit *5 mg melatonin gummy

have any of you heard of girls

"capitalism breeds innovation" but the innovation is always, like, a new way to pay your landlord, or a new way for someone else to acquire and sell your data

i always say a "baker's dozen" instead a "dozen" because i love bread and hate cops

marxism AND leninism? in THIS economy?

sundays, holidays, vacation time we must be ready every day, all the time to post the right thing if it happens today

Finally a workout made for me

yeah, i read theory

clean your fucking computer. it's not supposed to look like you had sex with a dumpster then gave birth to its child on your keyboard.

if you're not supposed to go down on your friends, why are they called taste buds

*clicks on you repeatedly to hear all your different responses*

to a heterosexual guy like me, a straight jacket is just a regular jacket

They tried to silence me for my beans

a girl that blesses the food before eating pussy

I'm bored. I CAST... M-PREG A RANDOM MUTUAL!

she got that vital object pussy

IN A BUG COUNTRY BUGS STAY WITH YOU LIKE A LOVER'S VOICE BUGS THE MOUNTAINSIDE STAY A BUUUUG

He has an observation station

This is where I post from btw

anyway, if this is your, "oh, I didn't realize she wrote a book" moment I wrote a book. that book is called nearshore, and honestly, I should have learned by now that the less that I say about it, the better. so, I'll keep it simple come be weird about crabs with me. you look like you could use it

illegally registering my robot girlfriend as a collaborative operating group on the integrated public alert and warning system - open platform for emergency networks and training her to announce when she's about to cum via common alerting protocol

if you're not supposed to go down on your friends, why are they called taste buds

call me tasha yar the way i'm on that big data

when the doctor prescribes a decongestant, that's forcephlegmming

oh, you're an angel? that's so cool... so like, have you ever thought of like. idk. giving a wingjob

Por qué no los dos??

walkable cities? buddy, i want FUCKABLE cities.