the *real* war of ideas is happening in the comments section of the dominos pizza tracker app and all of us here on bluesky are ceding the informational battlespace

Guys we don’t have work tomorrow they just said

*quenches your thirst*

doomer shit will not be tolerated. unless im personally in a bad mood, then you all have to listen to me complain.

when you hoard stuff for years in case you find a use for it one day, that's the junk cost fallacy

I'm not gonna provide context because That Would Be Bad but i think we should just kill them

you ever think about how all the bathrooms in bars use liquid soap now

happy birthday to all moms

maybe instead of enlarging your balls you should enlarge your ears to listen to women better #damn

To me every day is Mother’s Day

"momflation" is changing how we celebrate Mother's Day

We on a different PDS now motherfucker you can't fuckin CONTAIN ME

my dick like titanium the way it loses strength at 806°F

i'm gonna start pretending "set the clocks back / forward one hour" is an idiom

video game sound designers please use this thanks

just signed up for the gym that's wet AND creepy

i love emergency alerts, but only because i love gambling

victims of communism memorial foundation scrambling to add these kids to their list

no one likes a skeet? reskeet it over and over until your followers give you what you want.

in 10 years, everyone's debit card pin will be 6767

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

them: "so... you uh. came pretty quickly" me: "the corporations did this. enshittification."

they said they wanted to go on a date to the park, so i took us to the park(ing lot of aldi)

if they had given harambe a computer and internet access that wouldn't have happened

learn a cool fact, share a cool fact! i'll start: a group of tardigrades is called an entourage

the only "thin blue line" i support is the 1 pixel wide vertical stripe that shows up on my old monitor

may the day be with you

they should do a battlebots / infowars crossover where they put alex jones in a cage with a hammer and he has to fight against robots

microsoft windows is a deeply unserious operating system. you're not too dumb for linux. you just need to grow up. (i turn back to my terminal and execute the command "man touch")

You should have to set your monitor to channel 3 to get on the internet

back in my day, the internet did not have menu screens. your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

killing you with a rock IS the moderate position

"endocrimeologist" would go so hard we gotta get some use out of it before a transphobe figures it out

don't messtrogen with texastrogen

making a beefzord tonight 😋

senior shrimp day

i can't believe we're already 420 days into 2026

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

"i drank two monsters and i let it create a third" skill issue. i had three monsters and i'm overflowing with kindness. you fucking idiot.

Ideal relationship dynamic

accidentally forgot my radio etiquette when i sent back "i want you to come over"

accidentally forgot my radio etiquette when i sent back "i want you to come over"

my tongue's the only muscle in your body that works harder than your heart

i don't need a whole gender to myself. who wants to share

"this post doesn't look good printed out" not as bad as not leaving a courtesy like, fed-boy

"i've decided to get 'the surgery'!" - Nathan from "Repo! The Genetic Opera"

and if you threw an orgy invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest dick would be from me and the balls attached would say "thank you for being a friend"

learn a cool fact, share a cool fact! i'll start: a group of tardigrades is called an entourage

Did u know there's an antifascist version of hacksawing catalytic converters off parked cars