New year, new... giant paws?!? Oh no... what a predicament... >;3c Art by the always lovely @scruffkerfluff.bsky.social

I dunno. I asked and only received one. I went in search and found a couple. Seriously. Send nude deer.

As 2025 comes to an end, I’d like to share my one and only piece of advice to help you through 2026 (and the rest of your life): Be more cat 🐈‍⬛

Send me nude deers

bye 2025👋

London is far safer than schools in the USA.

I really hate the whole subs vs dubs debate. If you really want to piss me off and make me lose interest in something real quick, choose to watch something in subs. I am not a fast reader. I can’t read, then process the text AND watch what is happening at the same time. I just can’t.

Mum! Dad! Weird Uncle! Bingo! Bluey!

✨ 𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 ✨

It’s 16:50 on Christmas Eve and Jira just sent me a weekly update email. That’s the kind of jump scare I don’t want thank you very much.

Remember when the dot com bubble burst? Cisco shares just recovered.

So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.

E was peak

My response to anything over the next two weeks

It’s not just the devs who are preparing for the holidays. Watch our adorable festive short to find out what Kitty and Friends are up to while the humans are out and about!

The other night I got hardly any sleep and end up getting out of bed at 4am and doing something else. That has caught up with me. I feel like garbage.

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

I've shut down my mastodon instance. Th 100GB drive filled up immediately which is weird as it was only me so it should only have been caching what I was browsing. I could discover anyone. And now I've tried to migrate back to meow.social, I've lost all my followers. Oh well. Fresh start I guess.

Talk about clutching at straws. Is that really all they got? I’m all for the internal combustion engine, but majority of people just want a car. They don’t care what powers it. The Tories just don’t want to invest in the infrastructure required for more EVs. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I live here.

Got a project due but it's nearly Christmas and you can't be arsed? virt.moe/cferr/editor/ Create and host your own error page and say it’s out of your control. Sorted!

How do you even hookup?

Things I’ve learnt from setting up my own mastodon instance and browsing it: 1. Unless you have followers, you’re just yelling into a vacuum. 2. No one can discover you. 3. You can’t discover anyone else.

Do you ever cook a meal and think, “damn! That’s fucking delicious. I should be a chef” This is me right now. I’m totally reconsidering my career in IT.

I created my own mastodon instance. No idea why, but I did. I think devs hate other devs because it was a bitch to set up.

now he's making a list, and she's calling a cab now he's checking it twice, and she's taking a drag

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

i, too, am serving downstairs but you don’t see me making a sign about it

Browsing the bauble section of John Lewis and found a reindeer that was giving off MJ vibes.

Honestly, same

Don't give yourself antlers in December, some bloody nuisance will decorate them. (Art by Ruster www.furaffinity.net/user/ruster/)

I got a decent unexpected pay rise, so I’ve treated myself to a new mouse for my PC in the hopes of maybe doing some more gaming now that hopefully my wrist won’t ache and my scroll wheel won’t suck. Also switched to wireless.

I dunno how, but they managed to make Nick Wilde just that little bit more hot 🥵

Playing some music at high volume (detached property, don’t worry about my neighbours), thought a speaker was distorting, but it was the bathroom door across the hallway vibrating 😹 made me panic that did. These are good speakers.

Good news: I'm getting better and will start posting again on monday. Awesome news: THE PLUSHIES ARE BACK!

Apple’s Liquid (Gl)ass has ruined the level feature in the Measurement app. They’ve gone full dumbass. I briefly liked the liquid glass stuff, but now they’re trying too hard.

Trackday was a blast as always. A couple mishaps happened, but no one was injured as far as I know. Cars can be repaired or replaced. Drive fast on the track, not the roads.

Cloudflare done a fucky wucky

Amazing how a small comment from your boss in front of a client can destroy your whole mood. And I was having such a good day up until that point.

Haha. Nice try. Don’t click links in unsolicited DMs. If you were going to be banned, you’d be banned and not DMd.

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender More like describing my fursona, but it could be interchangeable

Not a complaint, but is it me or are there fewer fireworks being set off by households this year? Not a single one of my close neighbours has set a firework off. I think the only the ones I’ve heard are professional displays at schools and such as they last about 10-20 minutes.

yeaup

Another prisoner released early by “mistake” Is this a distraction from something else.

Solid advice that I’m not going to follow because life is scary.

Any time I have jabs or a blood test, I should just book the whole day off work to recover. The anxiety I have with needles messes me up for the whole day. I know it sounds kinda pathetic, but I think my childhood medical history has traumatised me.

Farage: epic grifter

MEOWW!! 🐈‍⬛