I asked my nan how long it takes to knit a hat, if she could knit one for me, and if instead of a bobble could I have cat ears. She had one question: what colour.

Apparently the roast on the URL preview is a bit harsh. I might tone it back a bit tomorrow. It’s just a bit of fun.

URL shorteners are so 2010. Now is the time for suspicious-looking URL longerers. Turn an innocent URL such as www.gov.uk into secure.login.sno.ms/bcrypt/firew... Just go to sno.ms/url-longerer to make your own and scare your sys admins in your company Slack channels.

Learning from our mentor at Nara 🇯🇵 With @kinter.deer.place 📸 @kevon.is.dog

Where did they go?

I do find it ironic that my mother, an immigrant’s daughter, is anti-immigration and pro-Reform. Meanwhile Nigel Farage has his plan to deport all immigrants which could mean my elderly grandmother with dementia is sent back to Italy to live out the remainder of her life without family by her side.

wth. Where did all these people come from all of a sudden? #BiVisibilityDay

First day of autumn and also first frosty morning. Nice. I like this.

study ☔️

Done a bit of car cleaning today. Going to confuse the MOT tester this week. Outside of my BMOwO is a bit dirty, but inside is immaculate.

What a miserable fucking day. Thank fuck it’s the weekend. I’m tempted to turn off my phone for the next 48 hours.

Windsor Castle Tuesday night. Four of us arrested for 'malicious communications'. Now released. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8V4...

Fridays are my drive-my-Chevy-to-work-as-little-treat day, but tomorrow I start early, like really early. So the question is, do I take my daily driver to work, or do I wake my neighbours up to the tune of 7.4 litres of Freedom at 6am?

Spare a thought for the guy at BBC News who went and got a journalism degree only to be called in to incorrectly explain what “notices ur bulge” means

House thermostat kicked the heating on this morning. That basically marks the end of summer.

Aaaaaand that's it. Meh. I won't be rushing out to get anything new even if I could afford it. Except maybe the orange Pro if I had money burning a hole in my pocket.

Classic panda pose posting

I dunno. Other than new colours and improved cameras again, the new Pro seems a bit meh to me.

Still only a 12 MP on zoom??

Very sus that my boss sends me "ORANGE!!!" at the same thing as I posted this.

Huh, I did not know they used deionised water in the vapour chambers. I thought it was something like an alcohol.

ORANGE!!!!

The Pro: Back to aluminium. Vapour chamber thingy. Big camera bump.

Price lineup guess: iPhone < iPhone Air < iPhone Pro

I wish there was a button to take a photo without computers interfering with it.

Nice to see Steve-O landed a job working at Apple.

I'm looking forward to Jerry Rig's bend test.

iPhone Air battery and/or performance has got to be trash. There's no way it can compete with the rest of the iPhone lineup.

The all new iPhone Snap.... I mean iPhone Air.

iPhone has high res ultra wide, and a telephoto. That's a different way of doing it, but I like it. And finally a square sensor on the front sensor so you can have any aspect ratio without rotating the phone. And 18 MP up from 12 which is overdue.

Pro Motion and always-on display on standard iPhone is a nice change.

A reminder: the green light heart rate detector in many smart watches, including Apple Watch, was invented by a furry who passed away earlier in this year. RIP Spottacus. You won't be forgotten.

The AirPods Pro live translation feature looks good. We're one step closer to a real life Babel fish.

Apple Event. Let's goooooo! Time to see if the leaks are true. - vapor chamber cooling on iPhone. - iPhone Air. - No more Plus iPhone, only larger model on the Pro. - Thicker iPhone Pro(s). - Even larger camera bump. - Bigger telephoto lens on Pros. - 24MP front camera. - Bigger battery.

✨ French CanCan 10 years anniversary! ✨

I got one of those scam messages about winter fuel allowance. The URL was the usual gov dot gibberish slash uk. I spun up a VM and checked it out because I like to see what personal information they're asking for, but it looks like someone has hacked it and made it forward to the real gov.uk site.

Furries. I know you love to say you're trash, but this isn't it. Do better.

Twitter: your account is 16 years old. There’s no way you joined when you were younger than 3, so you can access all the adult content. Meanwhile… Steam: your account is 19 years old, but you need to add a credit card to prove you’re over 18.

Turns out all I needed was new spark plugs and O2 sensors for my Chevy to purr like a panther. Now all I need to do is sort out a cold air intake of sorts. >50°c air isn’t ideal.

Coms are always open. ko-fi.com/volfvorks

Someone has sprayed a St George’s cross on a mini roundabout near where I live. I’m tempted to go write “fuck” or “cunt” on it to force the council to come and clean it off.

I would like some cat pictures. Please send me cat pictures. I need cheering up.

eepy, but like not ironically. actually low energy. bit meh too

Chevy was an absolute breeze to drive back from Wales yesterday. Quite nice being a passenger too on the way there. Things I urgently need to address though: • the chuffing/tick noise from the engine that is apparently lifter tick, but sounds more like exhaust • slop in steering box • lack of AC

Camping trip was good fun. Now for the drive home.

Verifying your age on a website doesn't stop you from becoming the victim of a man-in-the-middle attack that gives someone access to your bank account, drains your money and puts you and your child out on the street. But sure that's keeping children safe. (yes, that's an extreme example but still)

Just thought up a new cocktail. It’s called the just-got-home-from-work. It’s 1 part vodka to 5 parts vodka. No ice. Just pour ingredients into a glass and enjoy.

Two of my IPs got greylisted for failing CAPTCHAs multiple times after running so many of these VMs so I shutdown all but one of them. Another one of my IPs got greylisted , so I have decided to stop my efforts in helping with archiving the internet. I had archived 83.7 million items and 8.3TiB

Unfortunately the UK doesn't have an MEPs so we wouldn't get a say in the matter, but you can bet your ass that the UK would bend over and spread both cheeks without fail if the EU were to ask if the UK wanted in on this utter bullshit.