Amazing how a small comment from your boss in front of a client can destroy your whole mood. And I was having such a good day up until that point.

Haha. Nice try. Don’t click links in unsolicited DMs. If you were going to be banned, you’d be banned and not DMd.

Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender More like describing my fursona, but it could be interchangeable

Not a complaint, but is it me or are there fewer fireworks being set off by households this year? Not a single one of my close neighbours has set a firework off. I think the only the ones I’ve heard are professional displays at schools and such as they last about 10-20 minutes.

yeaup

Another prisoner released early by “mistake” Is this a distraction from something else.

Solid advice that I’m not going to follow because life is scary.

Any time I have jabs or a blood test, I should just book the whole day off work to recover. The anxiety I have with needles messes me up for the whole day. I know it sounds kinda pathetic, but I think my childhood medical history has traumatised me.

Farage: epic grifter

MEOWW!! 🐈‍⬛

There are lots of people throwing theories back and forth about when the AI bubble is going to pop. Working in the data centre industry, I wouldn't say it's likely to pop the same way the dot-com bubble did. It's more likely to deflate like the crypto bubble is.

eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work this is the loneliest I've ever felt eat sleep work eat sleep work I wish I had local friends to hang out with eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep work eat sleep

🙅 Bus preggers 🙅

Lo-Fi beats to be inflated big and round to.

Bloody hell! That camera is enormous!

After much thinking I have come to the conclusion that iOS and MacOS 26 fucking sucks. It’s killed the battery life and performance of my still-new iPhone 16 Pro and ruined the snappiness of my M1 Mac Pro. Talk about planned obsolescence.

this looks great

You may not like it, but it's actually Cattober.

I asked my nan how long it takes to knit a hat, if she could knit one for me, and if instead of a bobble could I have cat ears. She had one question: what colour.

Apparently the roast on the URL preview is a bit harsh. I might tone it back a bit tomorrow. It’s just a bit of fun.

URL shorteners are so 2010. Now is the time for suspicious-looking URL longerers. Turn an innocent URL such as www.gov.uk into secure.login.sno.ms/bcrypt/firew... Just go to sno.ms/url-longerer to make your own and scare your sys admins in your company Slack channels.

Learning from our mentor at Nara 🇯🇵 With @kinter.deer.place 📸 @kevon.is.dog

Where did they go?

I do find it ironic that my mother, an immigrant’s daughter, is anti-immigration and pro-Reform. Meanwhile Nigel Farage has his plan to deport all immigrants which could mean my elderly grandmother with dementia is sent back to Italy to live out the remainder of her life without family by her side.

wth. Where did all these people come from all of a sudden? #BiVisibilityDay

First day of autumn and also first frosty morning. Nice. I like this.

study ☔️

Done a bit of car cleaning today. Going to confuse the MOT tester this week. Outside of my BMOwO is a bit dirty, but inside is immaculate.

What a miserable fucking day. Thank fuck it’s the weekend. I’m tempted to turn off my phone for the next 48 hours.

Windsor Castle Tuesday night. Four of us arrested for 'malicious communications'. Now released. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8V4...

Fridays are my drive-my-Chevy-to-work-as-little-treat day, but tomorrow I start early, like really early. So the question is, do I take my daily driver to work, or do I wake my neighbours up to the tune of 7.4 litres of Freedom at 6am?

Spare a thought for the guy at BBC News who went and got a journalism degree only to be called in to incorrectly explain what “notices ur bulge” means

House thermostat kicked the heating on this morning. That basically marks the end of summer.

Aaaaaand that's it. Meh. I won't be rushing out to get anything new even if I could afford it. Except maybe the orange Pro if I had money burning a hole in my pocket.

Classic panda pose posting

I dunno. Other than new colours and improved cameras again, the new Pro seems a bit meh to me.

Still only a 12 MP on zoom??

Very sus that my boss sends me "ORANGE!!!" at the same thing as I posted this.

Huh, I did not know they used deionised water in the vapour chambers. I thought it was something like an alcohol.

ORANGE!!!!

The Pro: Back to aluminium. Vapour chamber thingy. Big camera bump.

Price lineup guess: iPhone < iPhone Air < iPhone Pro

I wish there was a button to take a photo without computers interfering with it.

Nice to see Steve-O landed a job working at Apple.

I'm looking forward to Jerry Rig's bend test.

iPhone Air battery and/or performance has got to be trash. There's no way it can compete with the rest of the iPhone lineup.

The all new iPhone Snap.... I mean iPhone Air.

iPhone has high res ultra wide, and a telephoto. That's a different way of doing it, but I like it. And finally a square sensor on the front sensor so you can have any aspect ratio without rotating the phone. And 18 MP up from 12 which is overdue.

Pro Motion and always-on display on standard iPhone is a nice change.

A reminder: the green light heart rate detector in many smart watches, including Apple Watch, was invented by a furry who passed away earlier in this year. RIP Spottacus. You won't be forgotten.