Going slug mode

Looking very fluffy now

I’m 6 spoons pitchers doiwn what is thissss

Town hall creature invasion at @warringtonfurs.org.uk today

Wow. Mashed potato for the 6th meal in a row. Sure.

I do not rate tooth extractions. Not fun.

Definitely not looking forward to tomorrow. Tooth extraction day. Then a shift Friday and Saturday. Wish I scheduled it for next week cause I’m going out Sunday

Take notes, UK government...

‘I’m gonna have a nice night, go to the gym after work then chill out and maybe have some salmon’ Wrong. Sleep 13 hours instead.

I just /love/ coming to work to hear the same 3 stories on repeat about my coworkers dead dogs. I wish I was here every day..

So full of katsu curry oughhh

Set up a GfM after a couple friends suggested it. We do not expect anything, but any help (even shares) would be so extremely appreciated 🥲🐾🧡 gofund.me/33beccf6b

Goddamn. 40 mins late to work cause my phone alarms didn’t do their job. It’s been ages since that’s happened

Let’s gooo

Just a pot of bullshit

Good actual lord it’s freezing cold out today

Max has broken his front leg in a bad way. He's on 4 weeks of bed rest, but if it doesn't start to heal we face it being amputated. It's cost us £840 so far for just xray and meds, with LOT more cost coming 🥲 I hate to ask for help, but all art comms are open: ko-fi.com/bugyapper

Love receiving a payslip that’s incorrect by about 29hours. Should be 46h but it’s 16.25 😬

I wish we could emoji react to emails without having to reply. There’s nothing to type sometimes but I want to let the person know I’ve acknowledged. But sending a 👍 and nothing else isn’t the move.

i've done this too he ain't special

Go 2 air jail

Hello???

Ohhhh the tamagoyaki is perfect this time. I guess the secret is straining the egg

They should invent a Tesco for people that have left the house before and know how to push a trolley normally in public

Made the mistake of looking at tips for tooth extraction and how it’s gonna be last night. Bad idea, everyone saying it’s the worst pain of their life and the local anaesthetic does fuck all lmao

I’d love to do a sushi night for friends

I ended up not giving up on making California rolls again.

Need to put the lottery on. Got a doctors appointment the same day within 4 hours earlier this week, and now I have a dentist who actually listens and gives me a treatment plan there and there. Only downside is I now have an extraction in 2 weeks 👎

Mine

Still cheaper than ordering a takeaway. No way I’m making a California roll again. That shits irritating

Getting absolutely stonebaked and having my own sushi night. Forgot to cook the rice so filling time waiting for that by perfecting my tamagoyaki technique. Not this time round but we’re very close

Wish I still lived somewhere where there was a decent place to go for a walk 5 mins from my door (without driving). Parents old house was a 5 minute walk from the transpennine trail and a nice canal walk. My place has 2 ‘meh’ parks 10+ minute walk away and the other country walks are a drive away.

Tasty dinner research. Salmon on the shelves at Tesco and stuff are frozen enough before sale, so alright for sushi and sashimi

Phoned doctors about something slightly worrying and got an appointment in 4 hours. I think that’s the quickest time I’ve encountered in ages

Why is it so expensive to be funny

Eraserhead baby labubu

Edmund Fitzgerald day

Yer da cried at the John Lewis Christmas advert

Noooooo my coworker is threatening to stay all day till her next shift tonight cause her uber app isn’t working and god forbid she find another mode of transport home. I’d personally walk home if it meant I didn’t spend basically Saturday night-Monday morning at work

Today is a lazy day. To the point I connected my phone to my TVs YouTube to not have to sit up to reach the remote

live laugh love aesthetic

If you have an upset and scared dog, Taiko drum compilations help mask the sound of the firework booms, and they’re also fun to listen to

Still in shock that a cup of seasoned ranch-y sauce could ever be 3-4x more calories than melted cheese sauce.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Getting my ass absolutely handed to me at work with this tooth pain, horrific, definitely didn’t miss this feeling. Can’t decide if it’s coming from my very much broken wisdom tooth, or my chipped molar.

Took 2 weeks off from the gym after a little mystery foot injury (can’t power walk for an hour on that) and I really cba to go back, but really need to so that’s tonight’s plan 😩

Hello you wonderful lot, the JustGiving page is now closed and the final result is in! OwO Together we've raised a mind-boggling £1,137.86 for Warrington Animal Welfare! You should all be incredibly proud of what you've achieved together! Thank you! 💙

Bro thinks he’s food

What are we even celebrating that needs fireworks on Halloween and today? Draculas birthday or some shit?

Nice to see Halloween isn’t completely dead, had to go out to restock sweets halfway through. Parents house is one of those 2 storey builds, so bucket on a string to give out sweets.