Need to stop going to sleep when I’m bored. But it’s sooooo tempting.

Do takeaway cooks see you’re a new customer, cook the best food you’ll ever have in your life, then never do that again for your future orders?

Forever a flex having 2 cats that love their bellies being scuffled and won’t attack you

Immediately levelled up my sitting down experience with this discovery

Ok it’s not the wheel balancing that’s an issue in this car… it’s 2 fucked up rear tyres that I didn’t catch at time of purchase cause it’s on the inner area lmao. He took them off the car and we both looked at them in silence for a sec 😂

Cancel my cat she’s attacking my gay home decor. Homophobic ahh

Discovered it has puddle lights and we found how to add a stupid wallpaper. Perfect. 0 need for 7 seats but funy

Yayyyyy

Yesss it’s finally car pickup dayyyy

unspoken rule of commissioning

Damn. Hot bath and bathroom gave me an Asthma attack and I’ve forgotten my inhaler at home.

Guess who forgot his headphones before setting off to stay overnight at the parents before a 3 hour long train ride tomorrow Me!! Fantastic..

I wonder every day how the people who live here are able to live alone Guy comes past with an easy to move parcel trolley (that he uses every weekend for shopping..) that has fixed, straight wheels and manages to break the desk. Goodbye tiles, hello a bill to his account

How to immediately lose a large quantity of a potential consumer base; Don’t hire artists and instead go straight to ai I’ll reiterate the point I keep making to people, if a company is cutting corners and using ai in the logo, one of the first things people see, where else are they cutting corners?

Cars ready for pickup I’m so excited. Just have to wait till my day off on Thursday

Got there late and passed out and worried people but funny meet

Lovely day yesterday, amazed I didn’t get sunburnt

we live in an era of incredible video editing skills being using to create the most insane media

A polite boy

Got the rare petrol smelling labubu squishy dumpling for my birthday

Lord knows I hate a single bed with a single duvet. Single duvets are only good for a child’s bed. More places should adopt using double duvets on single beds (double with kingsize duvet and so on too) This post Is bought to you by a horrible nights sleep in a travelodge

Had to grind for this view 😤😤

What in the FUCK is that

I’m about 5 stone too overweight for this lmao but we return with no breaks to my bones

Regret. Why did I choose a hairdresser in Liverpool instead of a local one. Guess I’ll try and make a few hours out of it

Godbless whoever keeps uploading 45-50hour long family guy and simpsons compilations to YouTube

Yessss. 5 days off starts now. A rare whole weekend off.

Fingers crossed I get the call that the dvla have pulled their fingers out their ass and the cars finally uk registered before Friday this week. Purely so I don’t have to get the train to and from Llandudno Friday and Saturday lol

Made a British onigiri. With 2 fridge raiders and bbq sauce inside. Delicious

My 420 is tonight cause I only have cakes in atm that kick my ass for at least 9 hours and I have work tomorrow evening on the actual day lmao

I want to know how my coworker is so incompetent at any task, that even making 1 simple cup of tea results in the counter getting absolutely flooded with water to the point it’s dripping onto the floor. Genuinely how.

Extremely sad. My fave lounge pants I wear nearly all of the time are falling apart. They’ve just ripped halfway up my calf I could sew them but the seam would be annoying

Why does the Sprite Zero supplied to Costco food courts taste like dirty pool water. Every machine without fail is like this no matter the location so it’s not that part.

It feels like a ‘Costco samples for lunch’ kind of afternoon

Hoping my cars ready tomorrow. Salesman’s also hoping. It’s down to the DVLA and post now for registration stuff.

The cats been leaving half her usual food when it comes to dinner time. Of course she wants the more expensive Sheba packets to be bought just for her. Of course!

Chillin

I’ve been looking for one of these funny plants for ages since my last one got overwatered. Finally found one last week. It’s cute and it folds up at night to go to sleep

Coming to parts of the UK as well. This is constant people. You want this in your area?

Reform poster has infected the sanctity of my front door mat. So it’s getting soaked in cat piss litter and sent back to them.

Ah fuck RIP to an absolute legend, just an incredibly cool and absurdly accomplished woman www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Next 6 days gonna go slow as hell. Hate it

To Cap off a good day I’ve got some Japanese chicken curry on the stove. Smelling delicious already and it’s only been 10 mins

I have once again spent too much money.

Aquatic shops are like a free zoo

It’s FINALLY shorts weather omg I’ve been waiting months for this

It’s been a string of days with such lovely weather. I need to get my waterways ‘licence’ again so I can get my kayak back out and about

Ridiculous