Love the icecream van that really only comes down my street in the winter. And offers lime syrup.

Weight loss meds are terrible cause wdym there’s a lovely buffet in front of me at the function and I can’t manage more than a very small plate?? I used to demolish buffets (and that’s a root cause lmao)

So bored with traveling the past 2 days. I wanna be home. 30 miles to go, let’s see if my 1/4 tank of petrol lasts! I’m not paying service station prices hell no

Day out

Waiting for the Birmingham train, fun

Uber driver keeps farting :(

Sushi night let’s go

Sushi night tonight, /finally/ local shop has mirin in for my rice after months of being out of stock

I need to see a dr about how much I’m sleeping and oversleeping ffs. It’s getting to be a real problem

25lb down lets goooooo

Damn. I wish the big shops were still 24h. I’m bored and want something to cook

Found out a friend of mine begs for gifts and likes on tiktok live and I can’t think of anything more embarassing rn

Yesss 5 days off work starting now. Need me a mini break from weekend shifts

‘Blood’ moon my ass that shit was yellow.

I’ve fucked my knee /and/ my back up this week! Lovely! Right on the week I was gonna get my cars oil change done cause I’m driving 200mi on Sunday for a funeral. No way I’m gonna do that now so it can get thrown to a garage for an hour on Thursday

God damn it, knee dislocated in my sleep and woke me up early. Body’s so fucked it can’t even sleep correctly lmao

The hangout on Saturday boutta be so fucking fun I can’t wait

Once again on the very unsuccessful hunt for the McGruff crime dog ‘Smart Kids’ cassette

Ordered baked potato fries for lunch. I’m not sure what I expected but it wasn’t small baked potato halves lmao. Maybe skin on fries. Shits fire tho, on a layer of garlic aioli

It’s nice to be out with mum but holy shit idk what I’ve eaten last night to warrant this level of illness flareup. Feels like I’m made of acid reflux and bloat

Body knows when I’m about to go out for an un-cancelable day out. Feel quite sick

Starmer: “If you don’t like our policies you can leave.” Voters:

So excited for my 5 days off next week

Yoooo new Evangelion series announced

First protein cigarette will go hard

Hmm. Definitely need to do some shopping. Contents of the fridge consist of various sauces, medicine, some Korean rice cakes and a block of butter

Rearranging my house a bit. Need a new place to put the suicidal dog bottle that plays a depressing song when lifted up to pour.

i see myself in you

Got my dads dads ‘celebration of life’ next Sunday and as lovely as it will be I can’t help but think that it’s likely gonna be the last time I see that side of the family. Never really was given a chance of foster proper relationships with most of them, due to distance and whatever.

Let me throw down my tshirt from 2010/11

I fear we won’t be seeing the evening shift guy I take over from any time soon. Claimed flight home was suddenly delayed yesterday 35 mins before his shift, and just didn’t phone at all today. I sense he will be fired very soon. I also fear I’ll be stuck on 15.5hr Monday shifts for a while longer…

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Hewwo everyone, hope you enjoyed the meet and raffle yesterday! :3 Thanks to your generosity we've raised an additional £260 for Reach Sled Dog Rescue, bringing our new total to a very ominous £666! ÔWÔ Thank you all for your support! Our next meet is locked in on the 29th March, see you then!

Is there any meets on Sunday 8th March? I have that weekend booked off

Virgin media are robbing bastards

Do people print their conbadges or plain or photo paper if you print at home? Not printed a badge in like a decade

Finally. The song I’ve hunted down for more than a decade has made its way onto the internet besides being in a singular video of a dog playing.

Wheyy. Finally over 21lb lost

Finally. Got my hair cut after nearly a year. Definitely needed it as it hit that unmanageable stage about 2 months ago as it’s very thick

someone had their motorbike stolen at work. Except the guys didn’t see the cctv pointing directly at their faces and the bike has a good tracker showing their live addr🤣 Didn’t think they could get dumber than the two we caught in the bike shed smashing a lock with a piece of concrete caveman style

hah, someone lost half a joints worth of lose flower on the work stairs. Yoink

Look at my cute as hell E5 Shinkansen chopsticks I had shipped over from Japan

This kebab shop the other week with a 2016 slideshow playing for some unfathomable reason

Corridor smells at work from people’s apartments are like.. 8 day old fish. Boiled poo. The smell of a random Sunday in August 24 years ago. Dog surgery. 80 febreeze bottles let off at the same time. Nursing home.

Door work. You meet a lot of smaller celebs. Some hollyoaks and other minor tv stars, but cause I don’t watch stuff or know many celeb faces it was always just normal conversations (which they probably appreciated) lol Only knew of the people when the other door supervisor said what they were from