Do you ever eat the last of the mixed nuts can with a spoon like it was a bowl of ice cream? Me neither...

I stayed up late to finish this and it really took me back to dealing with pain and trauma as a young person while figuring out how to live and trying to hold onto anything resembling hope. A great supernatural coming of age book with twists and turns that will leave you breathless by the end. 10/10

Random bar patron: "can I get a fourteen?" Bartender: "a what?" Rando: "you know, seven and seven. fourteen." My friend: "that's clever. you know it could also be seven times seven, call it forty-nine!" Rando: "Add twenty and you got a deal."

If you see this, post a Marvel cover you love.

Non-Binary Day is also Bastille Day which means it's time to talk about THEROIGNE DE MERICOURT, the cross-dressing bisexual opera singer slash revolutionary who was rumored to have ridden a cannon through the walls of the Bastille (she didn't, people just liked adding Theroigne to their stories)

Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures

Here are some stars if you need some

Happy Pride to everyone and especially to my favorite artist/streamer @jaws-stone.bsky.social 🧵1/

This explains a lot about why I was obsessed with this game that almost none of my peers gave a single shit about. Very cool to read this and see that someone else had such a similar experience to mine almost three decades ago.

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BREAKING: The death toll from the nightclub collapse in the Dominican Republic has risen to at least 184 people, officials say.

You don't get to go apple picking without farm labor

I assume that the highest echelons of the US government are using Signal because the doge kids didn't want to change platforms.

It's far from the worst part of his EOs, but the 45|47 addition to the presidential seal is sad and cringe

It's it

HRT is great and all, but the second I can buy a pill that gives me blue or green eyes is the second I sell a kidney.

so like the "rural trump voters still deserve mail service" thing goes hand in hand with "don't misgender people even if they're assholes" and "the unhoused guy who street harassed you still deserves housing" and "your cousin who stole 5k from his parents still deserves affordable psych meds" etc

HRT is great and all, but the second I can buy a pill that gives me blue or green eyes is the second I sell a kidney.

Would you block me? I'd block me.

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel on the balcony.

We need more self aware elder hardcore cover bands. Give me Senior Threat, Aging Orange, etc.

I will now be calling SpaceX launches Space Tweets

Nice people are struggling over the revelations on Gaiman, and something I keep hearing is, 'His work had a big influence on how I shaped my own identity.' So here's something to remember: You did that. He didn't do it for you. 1/

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Unintentional comedy

I finally read this and can wholeheartedly recommend it. It's a fantastic supernatural thriller with astonishingly relatable characters. I can't wait to pick up the second story in the series!

"Can I Come Home?" — two.bees.poetry www.tumblr.com/two-bees-poe...

Go on, click on all four images. This little comic is special.

"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire. SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1

I used to paint minis. I still paint minis, but here's one I used to paint.

I wanna get to 45k+ follows simply to have Bsky be my biggest social media ever and stick it to the people who told me “you’ll be back loser” when I left TwiX in May 2023. Yes I am petty. Thank you so much for following me. 💀

Ohio just passed a transgender bathroom ban, SB 104. Please, fellow Ohioans, call Governor DeWine at 614-466-3555 and ask him to veto the bill. I’m scared.

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if you want to speak up for trans people, take 5 minutes & contact the campaign & tell them not to be afraid to clearly say “trans people deserve healthcare.” “i’d follow the law” isn’t enough in the nation where dobbs overturned roe. remind them, “supporting trans people wins elections.”🧵

It's been two weeks (!) since I read this post, and I don't know if I can convey in words how important it is to me. I have never felt more seen and supported. A post from a stranger washed the last of the mud from my eyes and let me see my true self. Thank you, from the bottom of my weird heart.

Gives me chills every time I hear it youtu.be/tOmKGjy-Ct0

It is so fucking weird to watch the press "but her emails" again.

I wrote about Scavengers Reign: the best show on TV and one you now have to watch so I can see more. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

Will I write more skeets because a couple of people think Bluesky is dead? I can't wait for both of my followers to weigh in.

marathons are for Exercise Perverts and cities shouldn’t sponsor this perversion by hosting them

At last, sweet relief from the pressure of finding someone who wants my invite codes

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

HULK LOVE SCARF

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It was a good day

I'm not really the type to really really really wanna zigazig ah

If you're here because I replied to your post and you thought, "Who is this guy," I can assure you, we don't know each other. I am a fan of your work, or your wit, or just think you're neat. I'm here to lurk, leave likes, and occasionally post out of context snippets of my stream of consciousness.

I know my profile pictures look like captcha puzzle pieces, but I took them myself with my own actual human hands!