I can't handle the dumb. Dumb threshold exceeded. OMFG

Bet: When Donald doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, he'll have a duplicate award made, award it to himself and call it the American Peace Prize.

"Microsoft has decided not to move forward with its proposed site for a data center in the Village of Caledonia after facing significant community pushback from residents." I quote the quote: "pushback from residents"

What I think when I see XBOX Game Pass advertising 400+ playable titles.

Can we get a Jordan Peele remake of They Live (1987)?

No, Defensive Walking Isn't The Solution For Road Deaths

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

It's taking real strength to contain the dark humor inside my head. 😅🫠

It may appear that Disney is "buying the dip" by increasing prices following a boycott. However, past Disney+ price hikes have occurred in the month of October. Let's not lose focus on subscription models that eliminate ownership in favor of reliable profit streams. Profit/Ads dial cranks up.

Imagine an ASL translator signing his pronunciation of acetaminophen.

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Following the terrorist classification of anti-fascism, should we expect it to be weaponized the same way as antiSemitism? Has Project Esther not performed as well as they expected?

"It’s no accident."

Fact: Edibles take way too long to kick in.

Anyone who speaks poorly about the Cracker Barrel logo goes to prison camp.

Imagine Stephen Miller filling in for Kimmel. 🤣🤣🤣💀

Where can I buy free speech insurance?

Who wants to invest in my refillable Kleenex box company?

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Commandment number one Vs. Amendment number one. And fight.

Charlie Kirk Was Not Practicing Politics the Right Way 🔗 www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...

Zoom call starts at 7PM Central. 12 minutes from now. @ifnotnowmovement.org actionnetwork.org/events/build...

Blame bullies.

Everyone in Trump’s orbit is giving special trophies and treats to this brave little 79-year-old

Wish granted.

I live in a school zone where my front window faces a cross walk and I hear a crossing guard's whistle blows. If you observe some of the parents, you can tell they don't feel completely confident that cars will stop.

Dog bless.

"You either die a MySpace or live long enough to see yourself become Facebook." 😂👏

Anyone else exhausted from regularly receiving updated terms of service from basically every company you've ever done business with? The frequency feels like it's increasing and I'm becoming more suspicious about what they are attempting to game. Clippy demands plain language updates. 📎🖇️

Why is it that normal people are excited to retire as soon as possible but politicians only retire when they’re dead. Norton is older than my grandparents who have been retired for like 20 years! She hit the retirement age back in 2002!

🚨🚨🚨Heads up, Chicago!!!! The gestapo is headed your way on September 5!!!! Download the @iceblock.app if you haven’t already, start using Waze for your navigation to get and make alerts of ice, and start planning in your communities for active, peaceful resistance!!!!! This is all hands on deck!!!!

Us: Donald Trump, release the Epstein Philes. Him: Over my dead body. Us: Soooo next week?

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

Rocks FOE - Sunshine 🌞 #RocksFOE #Croydon #HipHop #WarrenMurphy youtu.be/NArXDxUKW10?...

Tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people in the US are doing this everyday and I don't think we're going after the practice hard enough. There should be life altering consequences for playing with a phone while operating a car on public roadways.

Whitehouse.gov has a shortcut to share directly with Trump's own social media network.

It's like Sophie's Choice with all these GFMs. What a messed up world.

Lately, I've been flushing a half gallon of saline solution through my sinuses daily using a NeilMed squeeze bottle (neti pots are inconvenient). Now I'm thinking of getting a Naväge pump irrigation kit. Being able to smell plain air again is pretty nice.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

I can't wait until Trump signs an executive order mandating that all tornado sirens must play the YMCA.

youtu.be/fTEK8LvDjVM?... #robot #AgiBot

Also Instagram...because piracy profiteering is legal? Everyone in the scene knows you do not sell. Harmy and The Star Wars Trilogy forums are very clear about distribution and costs associated with restoration. Meta allowing businesses to buy ads to sell pirated Blu-rays is unsurprising. 🏴‍☠️

Checks out Instagram... Ope.

Feeling ground down by the fascism, sure, but also by the bombardment of tendentious propaganda. Jeans for white titties. The "performative male" thing, a clear psyop by the laziest intern at the Heritage Foundation. In 7 months the only acceptable attire will be a t-shirt with a big handgun on it.

Signal Chattah let Alexandrovich off the hook. thenevadaindependent.com/article/trum...

Can we blame guns yet?

I'm old enough to remember when @thewaroncars.bsky.social were the only ones showing up to car shows to ask manufacturers whether it was responsible to make cars so big and powerful. Today, we have Doug DeMuro asking the same question to the CEO of Rivian.

Road cyclists act like cars when riding trails. Change my mind.

Remember when I said the port was brown? Don't go in the water.