remember when the photo company kodak failed to join the digital age, leading to bankruptcy and a shift away from consumer photography? kodak now focuses on commercial printing and chemical materials, not photography Ford ☠️ 👏🏽Found👏🏽On👏🏽Road👏🏽Dead

why is there no snap emoji c'mon emoji people im not going to spell out zig-zag snap snap snap

Any man who needs to announce that they are an Alpha Male is not an alpha male.

whut ? YASS !!! 🍳🍽 toasted cool ranch doritos scrambled egg in cast iron

this opinion goes hard

did dude on the news talking about the weather just say, "you can see that back end lowering onto the storm" #wiwx

pillbox says friday. what's this work thing?

being a dad is having your kid text you at 7 am about the size of a worm on the sidewalk after the rain

saw this earlier, still amused. i'd play doom on this. wifi appliances are doomed.

she's in the same room with him and i'm surprised she doesn't she just get up and bitch slap him

son, it's the pope's job to talk about theology are you daft

six million human beings 😥

this carrie underwood rebel yell rendition is horrible even with billy idol

i think he'll post it again in three days

reading is dreaming with your eyes open

contemplating lunch a casserole seems to have a protein, a vegetable, and a binder a hot dish seems to have a protein, a vegetable, a starch, and a binder a salad has vegetables, fruits, pasta, or protein, and a dressing. the dressing is not a binder

douchebag finance bro yapping and jackwagon all in one post

What's your favourite Pretenders record that you own? Pretenders II (most played: i go to sleep)

why do only three astronauts get parachutes?

i dont do anything amazon

people trying to text my land line

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What's up? me just sitting around with all the lights off like a chump in the dark at 5 am with a cup of spiced coffee that's what's up happy friday

thank you micro-managers my favorite is when micro-managers author user kb articles for self-help where the infirmation is absolutely wrong and users reach out for support because they're still experiencing errors. know your shite before you write tyfyattm

otherwise noted: bryan steil, republican politician from Janesville, Wisconsin and member of the United States House of Representatives representing Wisconsin's 1st congressional district. but, not a member of the Brian Club. his member shit is revoked. #BrianClub #Revoked

otherwise noted: Brian Schimming, WI GOP chair, is NOT a member of the Brian Club. membership revoked

Every Brian is a member of the Brian Club unless otherwise noted.

the threat of harm is a method bullys use to instill fear, to confirm power, control, and dominance over a victim—often masking their own insecurities and lack of empathy

ai "singer" eddie dalton can virtually eat ai ass and then "sing" about the dangers of coprophagia.

steel cut peeps would do again

what's in my #coffee? russell stover chocolate truffle egg this taste like the intentions of a fancy corporate mocha but made poorly. imagine hard water flat with all the oxygen boiled out and the end of the syrup bottle where one ingredient settled to the bottom. bitter failure. #WhatsInMyCoffee

@repgwenmoore.bsky.social @baldwin.senate.gov 👀 what's going on? 😐 i mean, for real. for real real.

what a punk ass bitch

What's in my #coffee? a cadbury cream egg not just some of it. all of it—the entire chocolate creme egg #WhatsInMyCoffee alt-text a cadbury creme egg wrapper next to a coffee mug. the chocolate creme egg is inside the mug waiting for hot coffee.

things wife said out loud: just so you know, the ham bag is greasy

no picture just imagine this... going to saturday lunch with extended family and my hair looks like an awkward character on the cover of a bad romance novel thats me right now

remember that wonder woman episode where some criminal mastermind kidnaps yeen idol pop singer leif garrett and and replaces him with his twin brother who can't sing, but whitney saw the kidnapping and nobody believed her except womder woman? yeah, rerun. seen it.

what did they think would happen?

problem with the waking up early is that you finish the coffee before you start the working

tv chef says, "this sauce will hold in the fridge for quite some time" did he mean quite some time as two days or quite some time as two months, two years?

the bully doesnt always win the fight

so dude is firing women and replacing them with men

i water houseplants when it rains—they know 💦 🌱

@vinylrabbit.bsky.social how you doin' on the west coast? the fresh coast says hi 👋 i hear there was an earthquake in boulder creek hope all is well.

liar lying lies

things wife said out loud: keep walking unless you're helping

when the bully is sitting in the lunchroom alone wondering why nobody will eat lunch with them... they are clueless and become more enraged at everybody else no self-awareness

pill box says tuesday an eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind

why was i watching american idol turned off—going to go do laundry instead. maybe vacuum and take out the garbage