Where are the blood red Christmas trees going to go?

"I can burp the alphabet."

why don't wild horses have horse shoes?

Tatoos can be removed. If you regretted a tattoo, you can make it go away. Doesn't matter if you were drunk or if it was yesterday. YOU CAN REMOVE A TATOO! 👏🏽YOU👏🏽CAN👏🏽RE👏🏽MOVE👏🏽A👏🏽TA👏🏽TOO!

autumn. all the ghee in the pantry has solidified. It is now easier to scoop, but not as hard if I had refrigerated the ghee. you say potato, i say potato. it's all the same with hashbrowns and coffee.

The first nerve is a boundary. Getting on my second nerve is a choice. The second nerve is my last nerve.

Let's go Blue Jays! World Series!

Let's go Blue Jays! What a Home Run!

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Let's go Blue Jays!

health care should not be for-profit

pillbox says FRIDAY

Currently rooting for the Toronto Blue Jays for the World Series.

Bluntly: I am not the black sheep. I am the maverick. I am not to be shunned or disgraced because I am an independent individual who does not go along with the group. I am not the black sheep.

i despise the obligatory monday morning inertia that disturbs my comfortable stillness and propells me out of bed—all for whatnot

The thing about waking up at 3AM is that you get to have donuts and coffee, then go back to bed at 5AM.

The thing with going to bed at 8PM is that you wake up at 3AM.

"Microsoft has decided not to move forward with its proposed site for a data center in the Village of Caledonia after facing significant community pushback from residents." I quote the quote: "pushback from residents"

I deeply feel that most of the time I don't say much and that much of the time most of what I say is deeply felt.

No way I'm using hands free highway driving with my eyes closed conducting an orchestra in my head, especially with my kids in the car! Horrible commercial FORD. Shame.

Been waiting for this with fresh pumpkins from the garden. Can you smell them?

I've been doing laundry in a laundromat. What we need is a coffee shop in the laundromat. 1. Coffee. 2. It would smell better. 3. for real, Coffee... Im blank on a catchy name. What should I name my coffee house laundromat?

So, I made this "senescence" flavored coffee again today. sharp, but yet sweet. smooth, but yet rough. delicious at all temperatures. a casual coffee. It pains me to know that I ran out of evaporated milk.

"HOT"OBER! 💀

Autumn is in my coffee. "Senescence" Three green cardamom pods One whole clove Crushed in a mortar & pestle 16 oz. 474 ml. water Pour over at 200⁰F 94⁰C Just wet the grounds Bloom for 60 seconds Pour over remaining water One TBS maple syrup One TBS evaporated milk #WhatsInMyCoffee

Bedtime story. Goodnight.

Good. 👏🏽 School Vouchers are sanctioned embezzlement of public funds into private pockets. Not only should the money follow the student, I believe public money should stay within public schools. #PublicEducation

🧀 🏈 #GoPackGo 💚💛

@ethicking.com 🎂 What are you baking for treats?

Can you answer a question with a question if you don't answer the answer? Q: pancakes or french toast? A: what if i made french toast with pancakes instead of bread?

Merriam-Webster posted this by purpose.

This is today Milwaukee folks! Be at the triangle or be square. #FoodTruck #Park

Hey marketing people: If you don't want to unimpress me out of the box then don't send me an email with 50 effing nested tables. All the pretty translucent backgrounds and 20 different fonts and text colors is spam vomit 🤮 immediately flushed. FFS just write an email. #marketing

Q: What's in my coffee? [Halloween—all but just about says a coffee slob.] A: Fun Size MilkyWay. Although a slight creamy foam and chocolate gathered for the first sup, the creaminess waned. Albiet a bit of caramel and modest nougat presented, it mouthed slightly bitter. ~meh... #WhatsInMyCoffee

There has to be a full moon on the dark side.

List things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep 1. grief 2. slapping the bull's ass 3. pie

i'm excited about Blondie and this Rapture today

Now I'm wondering what Tylenol said, or didn't say.

Technologically advance a band: Rage Against the Machine Language

As much ad I enjoy the NFL on Sundays, I'm not listening to Tom Brady for shit. I'm out. I'm going to go bake cornbread and do some laundry.

I have a few caterpillars in my Dill. I chose to leave them be. I believe Black Swallowtail (Papilio polyxenes), a native pollinator in Wisconsin. Mom always said plant three gardens: one for you one for disease and one for the critters. #caterpillar #garden 🌱🐛

What's in my Colombia Familia Calambas light roast coffee? +Dark Cherries from Door County + Skinny Sticks Unblended Pure Maple Syrup from Marathon, WI + Heavy Cream from some cows somewhere.. #WhatsInMyCoffee

You know, if you put a Halloween Pumpkin Peep in your coffee and let the Peep dissolve, you get a creepy face staring at you on that first sip. Just sayin. #WhatsInMyCoffee

Out walking. They got turn signals on the front. Brake lights on the front of cars please.

I'll start my map application with walking directions to my home address while i'm on the couch with a large cup of coffee. Later on, I'll get up and walk around until it tells me, "You have arrived." and then I feel successful. #LifeHack

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Outstanding. This makes me chuckle.

OMGosh Cardi B on The Jennifer Hudson Show talking about how to pee standing up so you don't have to get out of your outfit at the club. Then, Jennifer asking Cardi B to teach her how to pee standing up. Is today really Monday?

the glass isn't half full or half empty. the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.