proper t.l.c. (gift for @teejabs.bsky.social)

This whips so hard aaaaaaa!!

Happy Holidays everyone- Christmas as of this day of posting I got the best gift this year of being asked to be a Boyfriend and I can't say it was an easy one to receive-but some part of it definitely makes me happy to say it Love you lots

Rainy day

Merry Yip-Mas Everyone Much Love~

✨EMERGENCY PORTRAITS✨ Help a glowfox this season, get a portrait! This money will go pretty much entirely towards bills, meds and transportation to doctor's appointments, so it'll be a huge help if I could get even one of these! 💛💛✨ ko-fi.com/c/a373069216 ko-fi.com/shukin #CommsOpen #FurryArt

Mission Complete

My friends are starting to object to my choice for archipelago reference image.

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Ranch is the opposite of msg. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Everyone gangster until the health bar shows ???

I bet if I surveyed folks theyd tell me dropout works its because they're like a big group of friends who cares I bet the real reason dropout works is that they're buttoned up professionals that retain people well.

I don't have to convince anybody on bluesky that genAI advocates are dorky losers, but watching such an important and valuable tool get one-guyed by a single weirdo is something that future CS students will be studying in a "history of computing" course 50 years from now.

As someone who used it when it was lioranboard I think SAMMI might just be cursed.

Also for anyone curious about what meme I drew before stream, it was this one I slam dunked into Teej's inbox before going live lmao

One of the hottest things someone ever said was that they were setting an alarm to make sure they were on time for hanging out. Like if you wanna seduce me that's one of the strongest opening gambits possible.

If there's one thing you learn immersing yourself in the hobby of recording yourself talk over videogames it's this: the problem is always the audio.

Just had An Amount of coffee for the first time in a long time and, respectfully, what is wrong with all of you?????

i'm da king of the highway

I'm likely losing my job at the end of the year. Anyone in the south Seattle ish area have any leads for me to get a new line of work by then?

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Teejabs! @teejabs.bsky.social

The Hey Arnold kids would annihilate the recess kids in kickball

Everyone is always on about the blueberry but someone gets turned into tv signals and then is micro and thats GOTTA do it for someone. (Im not saying the former is bad to he clear)

I suspect theres a lot of kink money to be made if a comic illustrator could figure out an onomatopoeia for the noise it makes when sonic gets a bubble shield in sonic 3

I love paper mario ttyd as much as the next kobold but I think the fandom really deserves a federation force of their own as a lesson in perspective.

Is there anybody happier on this godforsaken earth than people who simply quote their favorite part if the youtube video with no additional context or commentary?

*turning the dial on my ray gun past settings like "shrink" and "grow" and stopping on "talk like youre not logged into something awful dot com"*

Gonna make a new genre of music called "what banjo kazooie music sounds like to people who hate banjo kazooie music"

"Its parasite Eve not parasite Steve" -Jon Parasite, protagonist of parasite eve

Better things arent possible (than golf with a gator)

People who say self depreciation is universally bad have obviously not considered the jackbox party pack meta and how much of a gamer i am.

Dinosaurs that rp about meteors are into Deep Impact play

I feel like I've grown as an artist because now I understand the feeling of something you've spent a lot of time on getting less attention than a quick shitpost piece.

LOOK-

Electrician type #Pokemon #Pokemonart

I'll be at BLFC all this week, so if you're interested in this, leap in and I'll be with you after my vacation!

Im not complaining, its broadly neutral, but vrchat streams DRAMATICALLY change the count and tone of comments from people I dont already know.

Sometimes I'm like "I should be weird here more often." And then other times I'm like... If I had a nsfw place I could get SO much weirder.

In light of Himeko's recent attack and enormous vet bill, I'm going to be streaming dog cartoons tomorrow, 9/1 at 12:00 PM PST! All kofi donations, even from today, will be read on air. www.youtube.com/live/5P1U3ty...

Some people were horny for me when I streamed VR and tbh good on you. ToS means i cant indulge you but you *should* be weird about me.

This is an important vector to the conversation

Im good at social media because people will get upset at some shit take that I've never seen and simply doesn't exist on my timeline.

@wobblypython.bsky.social I had not heard of trailmakers before but this seems like it could be my jam. Thank you for sharing!

Gee, SORRY I missed a few words @teejabs.bsky.social

I think there are some kinks to work out in the concept of social media: despite choosing to be very popular all the time most people still dont fawn over my every word. And dont get me started on how few the responses are when I stop posting for months.

Checking out wplace finally. Looking at old places I used to live and being jumpscared by fursonas I'm vaguely acquainted with.

Are you some flavor of furry, retro OR queer? A combination of? Vaguely adjacent to one of them? We launched a forum the other day for people like you. Renounce the convenience of modern technology. The archaic methods shall cull the weak. You can have a SIGNATURE.