Nice work, Jeff

An old man is comatose, his wife fled the country, and someone else is removing the carpeting. This is like minute 53 of a Law & Order.

Shane could be more efficient, but he didn't suck tonight. Congrats on not sucking, Mr. Bieber.

Alright, Biebs. Get outs.

Kazuma Okamoto vs Jhony Brito Home Run (22) 💣 Exit velo: 107.6 mph Launch angle: 44 deg Projected distance: 377 ft This would have been a home run in 27/30 MLB ballparks, including Rogers Centre Non-HR in: ATL, LAA, PIT TOR @ SD 🔺 5th

With that three-run homer, Kazuma Okamoto has now tied Shohei Ohtani with the most homers by a Japanese rookie in MLB history (22). #BlueJays up 5-2.

Okamoto is the ALL STAR team, btw

Hey Shane, hun, strike this sucker out. Ask Dylan how.

I think Dylan is growing some hair for George

Why do the other stuff when you can do that?

Imagine a successful long-term relationship with the Mets

THROW STRIKES FFS

They could have made this map any color.

"You hardly ever see him take a pitch, in general!" -Madison Shipman about Ernie Clement Get his ass! 😅

So hey, Biebs. How about we get your ERA down from 9.00 tonight?

How the Red Sox got to New York

So hey, Biebs. How about we get your ERA down from 9.00 tonight?

I’m trying to care. Truly, I am. But, so far, nothing is working . . .

Let Dylan hold the dragon, guys

Fuck this noise

Sigh. He's still the beast

come get your witch repaired

Dragon, you say

Buy some more dragons.

(Summer of George)

It's kinda weird Mookie or Devers never did

Bless Vlad Jr.

I can speak only in GIFs

I feel anxious

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I don't care that George used a challenge. It was barely a strike. He needs hits. It's a whatever

I love Mr Cease

Why Varland, John? Are you trying to kill him?

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD..

So Mets

How long is the Corbin era gonna be?

Get outs, please

I had to check if this pitcher was one of the pride night hat weirdos. He wasn't.

It's just so nice. The crying you hear is Kevin Gausman, wondering where this was last night?

Get an out. Stop wrecking it.

Wait, they scored runs?

Wow

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Apparently the Jays are the perfect tonic for every other scuffling team in MLB.

Not Tommy Nance

All 30

Did they forget how to play defense too?

(I just remembered that guy at Mandela's funeral who only pretended to know sign language and was signing gibberish on live TV)

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