Horrendous turnover in their own zone by the Sarbes and Cole Caufield scores to tie it

I want one of the Sedins to crack one day. Like they are dressed the same at their giant Co President desk and Henrik is like "what do you want for lunch?" And Daniel is like"WE DON'T HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER HENRIK"

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

wheeeeeee!

I don't even know how to feel.

they cut off jeopardy to go live to trump in china. literally who the fuck cares? aren’t they already watching fox news?

Typical Jeff Hoffman W ❤️

(Lonely Island voice) It’s a Dub in a box!

Daulton Varsho with walk-off grand slam.

"It's awesome watching Cease and not scoring for him."

EAT ALL OF THE SHIT, TAMPA

Daulton CALM DOWN

Seriously, bro

lmao

Ok, get some more runs. I don't care.

Bringing out a classic

I hate this Rays team

Oh my god, Jeff

All good defensive first basemen are alike; each bad defensive first baseman is unhappy in their own way.

Q: Does my thesis adviser pick the snake? A: No. Your adviser just tells the guy who picks the snakes how good your thesis was.

C’mon, Jays. Piss on this turd.

I really hope I don't have to resort to violence, fellas.

Mayhem

OUR game💜

I won't crash out over the Jays in the second week of May. I won't crash out over the Jays in the second week of May. I won't crash out over the Jays in the second week of May. I won't crash out over the Jays in the second week of May. I won't crash out over the Jays in the second week of May. I wo

GET OUTS

How is this possible?

Still enraged

Did you just warn both sides for some reason?

Don't hit them, you jerk

SCORE RUNS. DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.

I just... can't

Throw strikes, please 🥺

Ok, outs and runs. Cease deserves the win.

Just...

I don't know if anyone will ever touch Roger Clemens' single-season strikeout records in Toronto (292 in 1997). Cease could easily take a run at Robbie Ray, though, who struck out the third-most in #BlueJays history with 248 in his Cy Young season (2021). He looks incredible.

Ok, stop effin around. It's time for runs #bluejays

Smooth with it😌 🏀

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Sigh

In all 30

Can we get it going off this little Ray boy?

A good old fashioned TOOTBLAN!

Get a DP, Dylan

Sure, poly relationships can be complicated, but they can also be quite rewarding

Come on, Ernie. Do it for the TikTok girlies who are lusting for you

Stupid Rays and their stupid DPs

It's been ruined

No one cares.

Seeing Roy Halladay highlights makes me happy/sad. Doc would've totally showed up for 50th anniversary celebrations.