Me: "Ok, so I'm completely free?"
Govt: "Yep. Free as a bird. Quack quack, hehe. We have fun here."
Me: "Ok great. I don't want to work."
Govt: "No no. That's not- Ok. What I meant was you're free to choose your job"
Me: "Alright, one that treats me fairly."
Govt: "Nope"
Me: "Pays fairly?"
Govt: 🙄
3 months ago