@nytpitchbot.bsky.social you have competition from WP now

This is fun. Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Tool Metallica Nine Inch Nails KoRn … Pink Martini

@darthbluesky.bsky.social darth I found a very important pup

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license

@janecoaston.bsky.social it’s time 🤘🏼

“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”

Does JD know!?

Costco delivering subliminal messages on another level…

@fakedansavage.bsky.social not quite, but almost?

Why won’t Mamdani condem this already? 🙄

@darthbluesky.bsky.social my kid’s class this year had 3 crayfish as class pets/science observation projects and at the end of the year 3 “lucky” students won a class raffle to bring them home as forever pets. So anyway, here’s Driftwood

This friend is in search of a forever home: Bigg Redd, located in Thousand Oaks, CA. Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bigg-redd-76509107/ca/thousand-oaks/shelter-hope-pet-shop-ca3341/

@darthbluesky.bsky.social did you see this yet?

Are we getting closer, @fakedansavage.bsky.social?

@prideatthepier.bsky.social omg your recap of the council meeting in AV has been amazeballs

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social Fergus is 4 today!

Ayo @fetterman.senate.gov these are things that are supposed to be funded by the CR that you just helped pass, right?

🤡👞

@uticaeric.bsky.social was cleaning out my desk and found this old souvenir

@janecoaston.bsky.social I’m sure you saw this already, but…

CS ~2003. We went to CPL in Dallas, won our first match (and thought we were hot shit) then went up against some *actual* European pros in the second round. That was a fuckin eye opener. Skunked 13-0.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social hey darth, Fergus wanted to say welcome back from hibernation and that he turned 3 yesterday