Jesus Christ.

Cool 2015 development in Houston: 12 townhouses oriented around a brick courtyard on a 30,000 square foot lot, and right next to a row of mansions.

I just muttered "oh my fucking god" out loud and my Apple HomePod Mini immediately started playing Joni Mitchell. Not sure the connection, but I'm here for it.

A tonne of mask articles out on UK media this morning. Must be bad there. And likely reflects North Americas near future. This is the best mask article in the bunch. www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

Analysis of more than 1 million people shows that mental-health disorders fall into five clusters, each of them linked to a specific set of genetic variants go.nature.com/3Ymtiwg

With the idea of a Canadian Citizens' Army popping back into the news, I thought I'd put this @thetyee.ca article back out there. It's a good idea. thetyee.ca/Opinion/2025...

Get outside kids, enjoy the fresh air with your friends! Just kidding, stay the F inside.

The absolute Conservative MELTDOWN going on right now on Twitter is one for the ages! Conspiracies! Rage! "It was China!!" "Carney's paying them off!" "There should be charges!" "Floor-crossing should be illegal!" It. Is. Glorious! #cndpoli (and they do not appreicate this 👇)

More than half of Toronto drivers in a Universtiy of Toronto study didn't look for people walking or on bikes before turning right. Study used eye-tracking tech. Increasingly deadly vehicles, dumb laws, and irresponsible driving equal people being injured and killed. www.utoronto.ca/news/more-ha...

'We will never fucking trust you again' www.readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurne...

The Onion is getting darker all the time.

Or Ontario could spend $125M designating existing hospitals as orthopedic centers for hips and knees, but that would require funding existing hospitals with existing staff.

Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.

Its hard to care about these things in this city. Feels like an abusive relationship.

Canadian Blood Services needs plasma donations. Plasma can be used to make life-saving medications for people with inborn errors of immunity like CVID and other blood disorders. Contact Canadian Blood Services for information on how you can help save a life. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...

Paramount gatecrashes Warner Bros-Netflix deal with $108bn hostile bid

The upside is the force's mentality and approach to cyclists is not hidden.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids

Sorry, but the idea that Tim Horton’s needs TFWs to support their business model is utter horseshit. They want a cheap labour force who won’t demand adherence to labour standards and whom they can abuse. This is fucking shameful.

Great story on #CBC The National tonight about Canadian entrepreneurs and business owners who are taking advantage of the Canadian opportunities created by the US’s bad behaviour. Once again, Chapman’s figures prominently as a Canadian success story and a highly moral enterprise.

Master has given Dobby a tie.

The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet. Run on *that*

For everyone who wants increased private healthcare options in Canada, this is a cautionary tale. Shameful. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Gretzky really is doing his best to make Canadians disown him

This is shocking. A bunch of cowardly little men abusing the citizens they should be serving. This is America 2025, folks. This is fascism.

Drivers: I couldn’t see you, it was raining Drivers: I couldn’t see you, there was frost on my windows Drivers: I couldn’t see you, it was dark Drivers: I couldn’t see you, the sun was in my eyes Also drivers: I never see anyone using that bike lane, let’s rip it out.

Bird flu virus could risk pandemic worse than COVID if it mutates, France's Institut Pasteur says reut.rs/49Jl4FE

Okay. I’m really not liking this Todd and Theo storyline on #CoronationStreet at all. The only thing keeping me from throwing the remote through the TV is the hope that I’ll eventually get to see Todd come to his senses and stab Theo in the cooter.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States of America. I know, I know...but his one is uh, well look if you can.

Yes.

Canadian foreign policy must be based on two principles: –fascist Russia is at war with what it calls the "collective West," including Canada –the United States is no longer an ally but a strategic adversary; Trump is a Russian asset who threatens to annex Canada ("51st state")

Here the ostrich farmer eating her “babies.” Man they did a number on these people.

For a decade, Russia has been seeking to divide Europe and America, to undermine NATO and weaken the transatlantic alliance. This peace plan, if accepted, will achieve that goal. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

In today’s least surprising local news, speed display signs aren’t enough to make our roads safer.

This holiday season, on Lifetime, it’s A Christmas Crush.

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

MTG spent her entire political career being a nasty, vitriolic cunt towards anyone who didn't swallow the MAGA line, victims of school shootings, POCs, women, LGB, media, etc. Now that the MAGA sights are turned towards her, she runs like a rat. Don't shed any tears for this bitch.

I think every single city should do this analysis and publish it for taxpayers. Toronto would produce a ridiculous picture, with its hectares of single family detached within the core of the city.

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

Don't any of these assholes have jobs?

JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

Yes, the Ministers are guilty, but this is all on Ford. Don't think for a moment that the Ministers aren't doing Ford's bidding in greasing the palms of his pals.