No win is too small to celebrate. Got out of bed? Brushed your teeth? Stopped procrastinating over a task you’ve been putting off? Share your wins with us, and let’s cheer each other on 💙

One special weekend xx

If you think the media doesn't influence people's voting decisions, I have a bacon sandwhich to sell you.

#readandplay (336) #MusicChallenge “No rules. The only limit is our imagination.” Read 📚 & Play 🎶

What am I supposed to do with my damn weekend now the football is practically over? #footballdad

Trans women legally obliged to use men's toilets, trans men legally obliged to use women's toilets. Trans people are not going to do this. Every visit to the toilet would be humiliating, at worse dangerous. In practise, it means trans people not using public toilets.

We had Liberation Day in the village yesterday. I played Rule Britannia on a carrot. Jill in the village shop put a 25% tariff on her baps. Bunty my wife had some Ketamine. We concluded a free trade deal with the nearby village of Wimborne St Giles. And we all ate roast penguin.

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

By age 45 you should have: • A favorite chair • Dangerously high cholesterol • Shirts older than some of your coworkers • Constant but manageable despair • Reported a scrolling “Select Your Birth Year” wheel as a hate crime • Lost the ability to recognize that 1999 wasn’t, like, last year

Thousands of victims of modern slavery are being denied support because of Britain's crackdown on illegal migration, a decade after the approval of legislation that put the country at the forefront of the global fight against human trafficking reut.rs/4hqvlr5

Our current energy system is very inefficient with most primary energy inputs wasted. That means: ➡️ vast savings are on offer ➡️ renewables & electrification key ➡️ no need to replace all primary energy More on what Primary Energy Fallacy is in my article👇 knowledge.energyinst.org/new-energy-w...

Absolutely love my weekends at the moment. Under 18s on a Saturday morning and women's team on Sunday afternoon. Supporting your child's football. Sunday evenings are for dreaming of the next weekend coming.

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Just popping out to the shops, love. Do you want anything 😳😬 Our trip to buy Pongol gifts today 😊

Wordle 1,294 2/6 That was good going! ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Finally switched off from "that other place". There are elements of it that I genuinely will miss, but it's just a toxic place designed to stir up hatred. I don't need that in my life.

Wordle 1,290 1/6 First go!! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Re-post for a chance to win this brilliant prize: 2 x tickets to the show A room at Leven (liveleven.com) 2 x return train tickets from anywhere in the UK I’ll present you with a signed print after the concert Winner picked at random: THURSDAY 3pm Tickets on sale: THURSDAY 4pm

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This by Reverend and the makers for Xmas no.1 in support of the @samaritans.bsky.social Come on @johnlewisretail.bsky.social make it happen!! youtu.be/BC1FnOmeaoI?...

Because some damn fool asked, here's a thread about Baxter. This was taken on the day I brought home Baxter and threw away all hope of an easy life. Look at him. Absolutely irresistible. And that's how they get you, the utter bastards

A Bears offensive TD?!?!?! I could cry.

Just the small matter of this game this afternoon as the ladies chase top spot. #upthekells

Gameday, and it's a big one! Flus can begin to turn around this ship and it starts today #dabears #nevercheese

cartoon of the day

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Compilations that shaped your musical taste:

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now: 1) Ice Cream taster 2) Pub manager 3) Toy seller 4) Kitchen stock checker