This dumb pup is in Oslo for #snif26 which is about teaching improv and not a sexy thing. If you like dumb pups or improv hunt me down and say hi

I should call him

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers

I love getting spoons with a takeaway pudding. It feels like I tricked them into thinking this was for more than one person.

Finally cold enough for the big woof hoodie

I feel sorry for the Wikipedia editor who has to change his article to the past tense.

@yorkshirefurs.org.uk summer party time :D

*southern belle voice* "I do declare!"

When you turn both them cheeks

Same bestie

When Superman saves Palestinian children.

This coke out here acting like a straight guy who wants to try dick

"Can't believe you're all so.... thereal" "Did you forget the word corporeal?" "Shut up"

Need advice before Pride tomorrow: is it currently brat summer or behaving summer?

Today's Pathfinder session: "Centaur are, by volume, the hottest animal."

If I were a werewolf I would not go around maiming people. I would be like yep I’m a dog bark bark woof woof some gay couple adopt and pamper me plz so I don’t have to have to go to work

Our Pathfinder group is going on holiday together twice this year and that's lovely and amazing but jesus now I have to pack books and dice.

When the druid in your party helps with the ritual

"You're a subby brat top and I'm a dom bottom" "And together we solve crimes!"

In these difficult times, afirm your transfem friends' gender by denying and downplaying their fears.

Happy birthday Shakespeare

My husband has built a nest on the sofa out of my hoodies. All of them. It's too cute to stop though :(

On this Ides of March it's time to return to tradition: murdering a demagogue.

The stigma around how "bad" it is to be autistic comes from narcisstic autism moms, not people with autism

"We're just normal men."

"What if we did a sexy role play where I was a stable hand" "And I was a fire fighter!" "..?" "And we met at a job fair. And a nurse watches us while we fuck."

Oh hey All of us Strangers is on Disney+. Or I could not fall asleep crying. Both are options.

for a bright spot in this dark timeline, it is incredibly wholesome that 25 years after filming Lord of the Ring Merry and Pippin are not only still besties but they're making a travelogue that's just about eating (sorry to link to insta, the trailer is not on YT) www.instagram.com/p/DEKxurmI1eB

New Folding Ideas! Mantracks: A True Story of Fake Fossils youtu.be/2UDXdqqJQPE

We just had this guy do the weather. He fell in a couple times but I can't find it online.

The bad thing about being born in 1988, and only learning about dogwhistles in the last few years, is that I feel the need to say "I'm not a nazi" when giving anyone my email.

Nosferatu is an amazing film. Beautiful shots and everyone chewing the scenery with every line. Cannot recommend enough.

Was it just Gabumon, or did all the digimon's digivolutions make them sexier?

I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING SAVOURY It's definitely a day between Christmas and new years.

Best Boxing Day: All the Quality Street no one wanted and an 80 episode let's play of Oxygen not Included. #thriving

I am so full of meat yet a friend gifted me the leftover banoffee pie and it sits in the fridge taunting me. I will steel myself until morning. Or have maybe just a little bit...

Ball boys are just tennis cucks. Merry Christmas.

Mapping Chrubes one and all

I think the best thing about this time of year is the wild Christmas themed porn specials. How did Rudolph get a white nose? I don't know, let's find out generic twink.

This dude saw one video of microwaved water exploding and extrapolated WAY off in a weird direction, apparently toward magic water.

Wow youtube, how's that AI generated topic working out for you?

My #tga24 Game Awards prediction is a Balatro skin in Fortnite. Just a giant card zipping around the map screaming "Balatro", which I assume is the catchphrase for the game.

We really need to have a conversation about how unintentionally camp 40K space marines are.

Remember when in terminator, the future was saved because a kid instinctively knew to not trust cops? Just a thought

All right if you insist

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

Trickster fey: "and in return, I will take something you have that you didn't know you needed..." Millennial in the forest: "oh right you want my air fryer."

Tony the tiger: top or bottom?