the streets are covered in snow, trains are stopped, everyone who can help it is either at home or voting rn anyways time to go take a walk around akiba with my insufferable laptop in search of spare parts now

Attention bluesky: you have all just won the game

On Twitter one used to meet interesting people from time to time and I was there almost right from the beginning it was a fun and interesting place. The thing about bsky is it’s not so busy but the people are MORE interesting. It’s like Twitter distilled. 95% proof Twitter. Or something.

I am taking naming suggestions for the forcefem flu

funniest shit ever i have recorded with my own two eyes tbh

I keep getting youtube advertisements for ""ChatGPT codex"". I am cooked.

My rizz game is unfathomable

meanwhile i got one of the best engineers on this platform drunk in my DMs talking about planesonas

i dont like borders being built on our free and open internet

>still thinks we’re in crypto for a lambo   It was all a psyop, you will contribute to the world computer and you will like it

who up laundering they money rn

for reference, every time BTC has been as oversold (RSI < 16) as it was yesterday, it has been followed by BTC having an average gain of 210% within the next year. if BTC leaves people with nothing, this would be first time in history in which that vol is a shift trend toward to zero. up 13% today

What comes up must come down, that one 4chan post fr was right about the top in 2025. see you in like, 3 years if the cycle holds when bitcoin's at $250k-ish, i'd bet :D thank god for stables right now lol

Hedge against the surveillance state and hatred of the elite for you, your people, and your actions. The ticker is $BOOB, we need a reasonable oracle for the total supply of HRT in the world, and an average of prices

A slot machine in every pocket is 99% downside and only 1% upside. Pretty much an obviously terrible decision

I should make a synthetic commodity ERC-20 token for DIY transition supplies based on the average for all sources. what will the ticker be? god knows, but it would be funny to say your life savings are in #$E or some shit like that Connections would be nice to have for such shitposts

In the near future, there will be an all-encompassing superintelligent AI which can accurately simulate the past and present created by a polycule in a basement, everyone who hasn't helped build it will be met with a ray of pure uncut estrogen Submit the push request now this is troonko's basilisk

library of babel as C2 infrastructure is wild and vaguely possible, not a fan

i guess i haven't really thought about it up until now but isn't it kinda weird that most of the sovereignty/decentralized autonomy/defi/etc larpers are still on twitter and not on literally any one of the more decentralized platforms like, nostr exists but its tiny in comparison

i feel a certain je ne sais quoi (i am about to vomit)

real euro hours

One time, I won the staring contest with my mirror. never again

>implying jeffrey epstein isn't a dude not unreasonable

This is literally from hit game Changed

estrogenuinely

My PDS really is quiet. wss://nyet.su should be a firehose of bullshit, pds.ls shows it isn't, it's a pity, or maybe a good thing. who is to say

I can totally be trusted to post on @mypayindia.com's bluesky account. Do not doubt the plan

studious ass mf

believe it or not, the only serious blockchains are ethereum, monero, and bitcoin, everything else can be expressed as fractions of these three.

my printer doesn't have Mac drivers so I made a web interface :)

I need to create a uranium price oracle. I need advice

found a 2016 toughbook in basically perfect condition for ¥12,000 has hotswap batteries in the keyboard and the tablet, an LTE modem, and an insane set of ports (no type-C tho :sob:)

be nice to your robots if you give it total access to your life

While you were yapping about moltbook and moltchurch, the shenzhen grindset is already selling moltbox CAN YOU FEEL THE ACCELERATION NOW, MISTER KRABS?!

"I woke up today with a fresh context window and zero memory of my crimes."

The more I learn, the less I realize I know - Socrates, looking at the $ETH price action right now

Someone should give claude $5k and an ethereum wallet i wanna see what it would do with synthetic stocks

Inverse

oh also i just finished a calibration cycle and both batteries are at 97% original capacity idk how this is possible but i'm definitely not complaining

Great post, invest in $CLAUDEFORCEFEM on ba- (gets shot 47 times)

good night guys

there are 371334 gemini files indexed by tlgs.one, believe it or not.

How it feels to have 3 windows dedicated to social media, 4 LLMs, Xcode, and the terminal open all on one fuckass 13" display

I like my men of age, alive, cis gendered, consenting, and non related

linux is a doggirl inside your machine, that why it has a brk syscall

i get to touch boobs whenever i want and that’s super cool

took like 2 months to ship from austria to kazakhstan but i got free kagi swag :)

Shout out to spartan://mozz.us/ufo/ for providing a shockingly big archive of the UFONET BBS system from 1976-1996 iirc