Put your hands up. I’ve got a big heart, and I know how to use it.

Sized up my septum piercing (and my nipples!!!) this weekend. I’m the fattest hog at the fair and I’m sloppin’ in the mud, you can’t tell me nothin’.

youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.

If I visit Chicago in the spring, who can house me for a night or two? Planning on visiting my office in Schaumburg for a few days but hoping to spend a weekend closer to the city to see friends.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

Bloomfs send me a voice note so I can hear your beautiful voices

Got a haircut today and I’m in love with it!

You hopping in this shower with me or nah?

😭 Last night I finally found a gay to play Apex with and he’s HOT.

You can want something deeply for someone else, but if they don’t want it for themselves, it won’t take root. The same goes for your grace and generosity — though kindness, I believe, always finds its way back. Needing to remind myself of this today.

It’s cuffing season, who’s trying to snag this fuzzy bear? 🐻 👉🏻👈🏻

New colors! #gay #malepolish #nails

*Patrick Stump voice, belting out* DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW? DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW? DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW? DOES HE KNOW DOES HE KNOW DOES HE KNOW OH OH OH OH!!!! 🎶

Edible kicking in at the airport 🫡 Boutta get real sister.

A little cheeky. Felt cute might delete later I don’t know 👉🏻👈🏻

Just went through one of those like, hot girl trial and tribulation personal growth situations where I was way too self critical on myself and today a fog lifted off of me and I'm locked back in. Which is pretty cool.

Went on a run today and getting back on my bullshit. 🏃 Please clap.

Earlier this week I was kind of bummed out that I had no Halloween plans but… super grateful for how it panned out :)

Hanging out with my ex tonight as friends and man……… am I glad to be queer.

Made pumpkin curry last night and it SLAPS today brother

The world is better when we all work together. 🍄 #art #cuteart #traditionalart

Lost my septum ring yesterday and today I feel absolutely naked.

I don’t know the science behind it, but sandwiches always taste so much better when someone else makes it for you.

Pumpkin carving! 🎃

Good to be alive.

I’m genuinely concerned there’s a neural network between my phone and my brain because I’ve received so many targeted ads re: UNVOICED THOUGHTS!!! in my brain. 🤯

Every time it’s cold, I’m reminded I have a dink and not a dong. 😭

I did a jello wrestling event Saturday

I got to show a cute guy corn smut today and was genuinely chuffed we found some. 🍄‍🟫

Pokemon Legends Z-A is easily the most fun pokemon game they've made in a REALLY long time I'm so glad that they are iterating on the idea, and i think this format works wayyy better for modern Pokemon i hope to see them make a firm separation between this and the vgc going forward it is FUN

I make a cute wizard, huh? 🌀

What if I just brought my Nintendo Switch 2 to the Eagle and played Pokémon Legends Z-A. What if

I would keep a diary but the fear is I would die and a close friend would read it and find out what a huge baby bitch I am.

Checkout time is 12:00 NOON.

rise and shine

Happy Atlanta Pride weekend from me to you!

maybe a gay smooch or two before the world ends. who can say

Read receipts are untenable. Men are unwell. I believe in plausible deniability.

"You are so much more than a hole to me. You're two holes."

I dont need news anchors, I need an undiagnosed autistic with a special interest, a camera, and an obsession with sharing the facts.

Do I have any Canadian/European mutuals who’d let me crash on your couch if I went on an international adventure?

I actually can’t stop thinking about this man right now and it’s driving me crazy 🤪

My toxic trait is that I’m a millennial who still posts songs with lyrics to convey my inner emotional state. It’s cringe but I’m free.

Grateful for @scarritt.bsky.social today for gifting me the world’s cutest furry sticker pack on Telegram. 🥰 Imported the stickers to my iMessage and I’m sooooooo furry coded now

😏 Placed an order last night and prayed it would be here in time for Pride this weekend. And it comes on Thursday I’m so excited. HAPPY ATLANTA PRIDE! 🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

I’m a man who unironically says “Woof” now, both for its intended use AND as a general filler word.

Woof goob mornig