Hey if you need me and can’t reach me it’s because I’m sobbing while listening to the new Rainbow Kitten Surprise album

Frustration abounds for me when someone shares how they're feeling (vulnerable/negative) and folks respond "that's wrong!" I get it - you want someone to feel better, but I guarantee you won't do it by denying their experience. Resist the "righting reflex!" Just listen and show your compassion.

It has felt so good today to rest and rejuvenate. Needed it.

If I stay, if you stay, if we stay here Then, who could be replaced? But I don’t know, I don’t know I just say I just, I just, I just don't know

** Reminder that I’m following NSFW accounts from my alt and only following (mostly) SFW content from this profile. If I unfollow you, you likely got followed from the alt instead!

Would be so cool if I could spend these draft tokens on a regular premier draft instead of this god awful pick-2 (that you aren't allowed to spend tokens on omg)

what then!!

👉🏻👈🏻 am I cute 👉🏻👈🏻

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

I’m taking human sacrifice volunteers to crawl into my bed and snuggle with me before you find out I’m the alien from The Thing and I assimilate you into my body gooey-style.

Magneto was right.

I miss you. 😢

My commitment to you: I am going to get so fucking baked tonight and draft Omenpaths on Arena.

Me when someone really hot flirts with me and I have to perform mental gymnastics to find the self-worth to flirt back because I think they’re hotter than me

Tell me your favorite things.

I’ve lost two games to this card now and I just want to talk.

On one hand, men. On the other hand, men. Am I right?

I’m just a Mana Dump, Sir.

Tidus - God’s Favorite Twink

We made it to Fall everyone 🍁🍂🎃

I kissed so many boys this weekend.🥺

👋🏻

I love you and I always will. Promise.

For my 35th next year we will be doing a 35 load weekend. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

🙂‍↕️ Wee wee wee. Happy 34th Birthday to this little piggy 🐷 🎉

Yayyyyyy!!!!!!

Friends, the world is heavy and I find it important to live your values and stay informed. I also implore you whenever and wherever you can to embrace your joy, live your life, unplug from the distress, and live your life in the queerest way possible.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

LMFAO

My last day of being 33. What a year.

Couples who sit on the same side of the booth while you eat - what’s wrong with you??? It’s still Virgo season I can make this post.

Absolutely vibrating that I’m getting a new phone tomorrow 🫨

It’s 6:30 pm and I’m already drunk. Birthday weekend commence. Seeing The Mountain Goats tonight! 🍻

Haircuts!

I am never beating the furry allegations.

Being vulnerable uwu

Men are actually unwell because a man will hit me up after months/years of not talking to me when they see me thriving and they’re like “miss what we had” and it’s like OK sister well……. the boat left…… you missed it…… 🤨 and now I’m over here all by myself playing with my pussy

Oh hey it’s my favorite part of the day. Tell me I’m cute.

If anyone feels like getting me a birthday gift this week👉👈, I have an amazon wishlist here: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Guys 1200 Miles Away on Scruff: Hey you're really hot. I'm ready to up-end my entire life and move across the country to be with you. What, you're not into that idea? Well why not? You're not into clingy, needy, insecure dudes? I was ready to ruin your life. You're fat and and ugly anyway.

My birthday is in ONE WEEK and I'm turning 34!!!!!!

Honoring my need to recharge and absolutely bed rotting with a Steam Deck and American Dad playing in the background, bong on the night stand. This is a Friday night in your 30s.

Three people this week have told me I look like Mr. B*ast but I think I look a lot more like a fat Jason Sudeikis.

I’ve spent more time with queer men in the past 6 weeks than I could have ever dreamed. Reflecting on the undeniable softness and passion that queer men give to each other: kisses, hugs, fucks, kindness, love. Abundance. Makes me really grateful to be alive. Makes me really grateful to love.

😎 Just pre-ordered the new iPhone 17 Pro. Last birthday major birthday gift to myself.

Take a moment to tell someone you love that you love them. Tell yourself that you love yourself. Be honest and free with them and yourself because fuck me it’s the only antidote to the poison coming from all sides.

💭➕️🙏