One of my colleagues left me this combo. I approve on both accounts.

Yeah I really left Vegas and flew back to this 🥶

Watched this one on the flight back from Vegas. The hype was justified and it’s probably one of my favorite zombies movies of all time. Jesus it was bleak af though (even for a survival horror movie) #horrorsky

Gonna miss this view every single day from my window but it’s time to fly back to DC and see my fur children. ✌️

Saw this absolute unit of a raven at the Grand Canyon today. Just a gorgeous bird and that feather gloss 😍. Never seen one this big.

Grand Canyon was always on the bucket list and it didn’t disappoint. This was taken at Guano Point at the western rim. #arizona

Gotta say the wildest place I’ve ever watched a Carolina Panthers game has to be the Grand Canyon. Insane finish #keeppounding #nfl

The Sphere is serving content specifically for me tonight.

Hit this event pretty hard today and mostly shinies I already have and a decent amount of hundos. This was the real prize. Wanted a shiny Impidimp but no luck. Surprisingly not many people with the taste to raid in Las Vegas, hardly anyone at raid spots #pokemon #pokemongo

If you’re not trying to pick me up for the first date like this, I don’t want to go.

Hell yeah I’ll take this CP 👹 #pokemon #pokemongo #impidimp

Kelly’s Las Vegas show Studio Sessions was just pure vocal mastery. Energy was so great tonight and some of the best stuff was her talking between songs because she’s so real and hilarious.

Sometimes a place just checks ALL the boxes. Immaculate music playlist, outstanding bar, attentive service, and decor that just pleases. Wakuda in Las Vegas definitely has me vibed up to see Kelly. Your boy is tipsy and relaxed 👌(holy fuck that tuna was 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨)

Just watched a guy down a huge bowl of ramen, then take a bottle of cough syrup out of his bag and drink half of it. Not sure what dude is going through but it’s a lot.

Ngl I wish the friends were around this weekend in Vegas so we could obliterate some food, get drunk, take our tits out, and play some motherfuckin Werewolf Fury

Stubborn Seed in Vegas definitely deserves the hype. L to R. Sake and Citrus Cured Japanese Yellowtail, Harissa Lamb Fagottelli, Westholm Australian Wagyu Striploin, and Citrus Pavlova. The Wagyu dish is honestly one of the best dishes I’ve ever eaten in my life.

this is why representation in games matters

Best believe I went straight to Bouchon after deplaning in Vegas to get brunch. They never disappoint. Biscuit au Babeurre and some Hachis de Merguez hit the spot.

7:30am in the morning at the airport and the martini bar is in full swing ✌️

This time last year I was in Edinburgh and I so need to return so I can visit the holiday markets after Thanksgiving one year. Probably the happiest I’ve ever been in a city.

I want pancakes but I’m too lazy to expend the energy to make pancakes.

My tattoo artist posting this and I’m tempted to get this somewhere on my body

That dusty ass c*** Kim Davis can disappear back into the bog from which she emerged from.

That Zygarde fight was annoying as hell but Clefable with Drain Kiss and Moonbeam kinda trucks the first 2 phases. Little doggo is mine now. #pokemon #pokemonlegendsza

Not really sure this was on my radar until I kept reading all the insane buzz this past week. Definitely one of the most ambitious pilots I’ve seen in recent memory. Beautifully shot and chaotic as fuck the last 30 minutes. If you want to get people interested in a project this is how you start.

The husband hooked me up with a coffee appliance and some Jellycat for my bday (two loves). The older I get I obviously get less physical gifts. The greatest joy and excitement on my birthday evolves from all the calls, texts, and cards I receive that day from friends, family, and chosen family 🥰😭🥰

Didn’t get enough pro sports last night. So on to the MLS playoffs. Go Charlotte FC! #soccer

Halloween may have passed but he’s still gonna fuck you up if you try and steal one of his pumpkins.

Returning to NC definitely makes me miss insane food like this. That chicken breast is the largest I’ve ever seen. The biscuits were next level. You know you’re in the true South when you have molasses at your table.

I’m a simple ass dude sometimes. All I wanted for my birthday today was honestly to see my first ever Storm Surge live. I’ve seen the Hurricanes plenty of times in DC but never in Raleigh. My little heart is sated. 😭😭😭

I’ve been quiet this week. Today is my birthday and no better way to spend it than with the husband a Canes win. Haven’t been feeling the best since last Friday but I’m slowly on the mend.

Haven’t been sick with upper respiratory shit for a few years probably and of course I’d get trucked the week of my birthday. RIP.

This little mother fucker out here saving marriages single-handedly. Respect. #pokemon #pokemonlegends #shuppet

This cold is kicking my ass so I’m calling in some ramen reinforcements 🫠

An introverts dream life: - a loving partner who understands their need for alone time - living in a cozy cabin by nature - having a personal library filled with books - working from home - minimal social obligations

it’s time

Im going to miss the hell out of my skeleton cauldron dude. I still might need to make him a permanent thing 😝

The person who emailed my personal email with a work related question on my day OFF is about to find out how scary Halloween really fucking is.