I’m so happy our sun is a nice warm yellow and not hospital lights blue-white

Every year, the Ig Nobel Prizes honor the weirdest and most wonderful science out there—like studying how drunk bats fly or the physics of perfect pasta. It’s all real research, and it’s all hilariously brilliant. Because sometimes science makes you laugh… then think. 🎤🎥🎞️@tomlumperson.bsky.social

Matt, Matt, and Emma do an excellent job of breaking down liberal Zionism early in this conversation, in a few way that I think is pretty instructive of how to tackle these conversations yourself.

I'm in the mood for some taco pasta tonight.

The assertion that happiness is a choice carries within it the extremely demoralizing implication that unhappiness is not only your own fault but also the result of a character flaw that you are lazily choosing not to shed

there’s so many tobers happening rn i can’t keep up

Any of HBO's Sunday night shows.

cue Vangelis

Talked to my dad tonight and found out my mom's really not doing great. Her Alzheimer's has reached the terminal stage and her health issues are snow balling. Dad said we're basically just doing what we can to make her as comfortable as possible at this point.

paused Emperor’s New Groove at the most cursed spot

Night stairs 6 music: REAPZ5 - Time ticked slowly today

My Steam Deck is doing this fun thing where performance TANKS after training from sleep. My guess is the GPU is struggling to wake up? 🤷 I'm not a PC gamer. I didn't notice it happening until the most recent SteamOS update, so hopefully it'll be fixed in a future update.

The thing I miss about working retail (besides clocking out while the sun's still up) is helping all of the customers in sleeveless shirts and shorts.

Little nazi learning that speech is not free from consequences. You love to see it.

Back at it again with #Marcober Gay 1 This time instead of AUs i’m gonna try to reference videogames and media i like 🚶‍♀️

October 1st…time to see everyone act like they ain’t a bitch ass normie. “Oh. Kate from accounting has spiderweb stockings? Truly spooky. Kevin in sales has a skeleton at his cubicle? Positively ghoulish.” Get back to me when you out there having sex with ghosts or some real creepy shit.

europeans are all like "americans are vicious money-obsessed animals, unlike us" until you tell them waiters need tips to live and then they're like "that waiter can die in a ditch i'm holding on to my eight dollars"

i need to see this man attempt to order at weiner circle

95% of the memes and stuff people share with me in DMs just make me go "... Ok".

Ya wanna get weird tomorrow chat?

I think spending an entire week with no responsibilities except to play through every single Ratchet & Clank game in order could fix me.

Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven

Trying really hard to keep my cool at work on a very aggravating day. 😮‍💨

招き猫とお菓子🐾🍰🍪 Maneki-neko's good luck dessert #招き猫の日 #洋菓子の日

Remember when we made fun of Boomers for falling for chain letter BS and now we're falling for "post ____ or you'll get bad luck" posts?

Easy game for babies :P (Finally started playing this over the weekend)

Zeiram is on Tubi You should watch it It is good

Yes, Tambourine Charlottetown, moan louder.

this would fix me

Oh my god, I found a cute couple that does really good reviews of kitchen appliances.

She's helping.

I dont know how people let their cats out. The world is too dangerous for them, theyre too important to just hope they come back each time you open the door. When my cat was alive we wired in the garden so he couldnt leave and he lived a wonderful happy life

If you see this, QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack

I Have No Butt and I Must Fart.

I'm fighting for my life at the moment to keep my thighs from cramping. 😖

The developers of Mario's Early Years for DOS customized the game for three of their children. Inputting hidden codes at the start of the game can launch it in a personalized "Marissa", "Ali" and "Josh" mode whereby the in-game voices address the child by name.

Ben Starr's ass??? Thank you Lord. omg.blog/naked-ben-st...

I hope Diane is thriving.

Just now leaving work. Combo of huge bake and having to fall back on old leftover ADHD meds cause I have to wait until payday to refill current scrip. Looking forward to taking an edible and being a couch potato when I get home.

1. Hollow Knight 2. MCU 3. Chrono Cross

sopping wet creature

Me whenever someone mentions the MCU

Their new album is so good. 😊 And they're from Boone!

When I'm in charge service workers will all get hazard pay for having to interact with conservative psychopaths

Seeking some dopamine on this FCF.

That’s what Shabbat dinner is for

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

So long, Doug Bowser