Finally found my first shiny in Pokemon Legends Z-A 🙃

Kira has somehow figured out how to jump up into the ceiling struts in the unfinished basement, which is both impressive and extremely annoying 😮‍💨

I can never eat in peace 😮‍💨

🚨 Lucy in a box 🚨

Gay friendships are so funny. I never would have thought the hot silver daddy I sucked off at the bathhouse years ago would later become one of my good friends 😅

Me: *Brushes and flosses every day* "My teeth look pretty good, I think." Dentist: "All of your teeth are completely fucked."

Don't let them know you've ever had depression or they will refuse to even offer you insurance 🙄

Big Poopie

Not now

TIL they gave Zygarde a butthole.

Two handsome boys

chibi-robo 🤖

Oldest selfie on my phone is from 2016. I'm tattoo-less in Puerto Rico, enjoying a coco frío on our honeymoon.

Shhh! She's sleeping 🥺

Waking up late

Ten Ton Tanuki 🍱

I love how confused some gay guys get when I tell them I'm a side. Like they fully cannot comprehend how that's possible. One guy tonight was even like, "So does that mean you're straight???"

「快入冬了呢～」 原本只是要幫簽繪版打草稿結果不知不覺就畫完了（（

I bet I know who killed Dick Cheney.

Thought I looked cute on the way to my voting location, despite it being cold and grey out.

She is such a cuddle bug 😸

It's been a pretty good Halloween event 😌

I'm being smothered 😵‍💫

Seeing cuttlefish in the wild will never get old to me.

People at work be making me so glad I never did drugs.

The new Ape Escape sounds wild.

She was purring when I took this.

Silksong complete! Nice. (I was only missing the last weapon upgrade because I can't do Flea Juggling for the life of me 😭)

"Why are you just sitting there? Help."

Lucy in her favorite spot in the house: Josh's side of the bed.

Grey Prince Zote

I lifted up the sofa to clean under it and found about 15 milk jug rings that Kuja had knocked under there, lol. He came over to investigate and had to sniff each one before choosing an orange one to play with 😸

The hardest boss in Silksong is the flea juggling mini-game.

「來嘛來嘛，跟叔叔一起坐吧～」

They just got done chasing each other at top speed, tearing through the house. Now they're calmly lying atop their destruction like nothing happened 😹

the greatest miso soup bowl

It's horror movie season. I generally don't like horror, but I do have some favorites. I tend to vibe with Sci-fi/horror and comedy/horror the most.

Debating whether or not to get Flu and Covid vaccines this year even though I don't have insurance. It would cost like $300 because our society is a joke.

I got to the very end of this grueling, stressful platforming section and then my hands simply forgot how to play the game 😭

crows love to go on a little moonlit date :)

Ben is hogging cats.😤

1,245 packs opened. 7,216 cards collected. Zero gold crown cards. I do not believe they even exist.

How having a new kitten is going 😸😮‍💨

Some mushrooms popped up on our patio this morning 🍄

Kira gets so mad at me when I won't let her walk on the stovetop burners when I'm cooking 😮‍💨

bulbasaur commission!

I preordered Pokemon Legends ZA with the free random Sitting Cuties plush and got the only one I didn't want, lol

Customer on the phone: "How much is it to rent the room with the sling? And how many guys can be in the room at a time? Oh, and are straight guys allowed in? I'm straight, by the way." Me:

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me