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Orwellian. Yikes.

This reminds me of the scene from the original Stepford Wives, when they walk into a house and hear the “wife” yelling “YOU’RE THE KING” from the bedroom.

It is possible to further enshittify shit.

I’m pivoting my smug online presence to AI (in which AI means Awfully Inept).

Yarn bombing is where knitted or crocheted yarn—rather than paint—adorns public objects like poles, and benches. Also known as "guerrilla knitting,", it is a street art originally started by women #Womensart

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

A couple of young, viral developers are making $500,000 a month with ‘Quittr’; an app to help people with porn addiction. Insane money, living in a mansion, etc. We found they exposed the masturbation habits of 100,000s of users, then lied about fixing it www.404media.co/viral-quittr...

Out-of-state police access Silicon Valley license plate readers sanjosespotlight.com/out-of-state...

literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back

The birthright citizenship IS an easy case. That’s the point. That’s the flex. “No matter what rights you think you have, no matter how universally acknowledged you think they are, no matter how central to American values those rights are, WE decide whether or not you have those rights”…… /1

Also the data doesn't support that there was *ever* a time when there was "large-scale premarital chastity." Historically, premarital and extramarital sex has always been extremely common.

Any administration that instantly clears one of its officers of a suspected capital crime is just begging for other trigger-happy poorly trained ICE officers to do the same. The White House isn't protecting its officers. It's encouraging them to ignore the law. And that puts more Americans at risk.

It's hard to fathom but we are now *here* on this path to fascism.

The obsession with children’s genitalia is sickening. Literally.

It's one thing to say that AI and crypto are bubbles. It's another to watch senior US government officials use their positions to cash in on it.

Just live within 500 feet of a doctor. Insurers hate this one simple trick.

Bold move to go with the sperm-shaped graphic.

Uncle Fester vibes intensifying.

I’m a doctor. Not a thinkatician.

New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.

Before coffee: I hate everybody After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

this reminds me of the almost exact same racist content that was in the TPUSA at Virginia Tech chats www.collegiatetimes.com/news/student...

1. Led by Elon Musk, the far-right has exploded in a campaign to get Netflix to remove shows with queer and trans characters. If Netflix capitulates to their demands, an already strained market for LGBTQ+ animators might become even more dire. Subscribe to support our journalism.

The reason we have rules of engagement isn’t to keep warfighters from killing our enemies. It’s to keep them from killing a farmer with a shovel bc they thought it was a rifle and didn’t bother to wait to check. Or a family in a car bc the driver looked nervous. Or a boat full of fishermen.

Honestly people who believed the initial @wsj.com lies about the bullets just failed a basic media literacy test. The WSJ is just printing white wing press releases and if you don’t know that by now I don’t know what to tell you.

Oh. Turns out I was born in the sign of ‽. That explains a little.

The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.

Guess it’s time to say goodbye to iOS as a secure OS. This and the mighty asskissing of Tim Cook.

NEW — US Air Force members got an email Wednesday giving them the option of “supporting border operations” with ICE/CBP for their last 180 days of service as part of the SkillBridge program which helps retiring/contract ending service members get “real-world experience.” Text of email shared w/ me:

Dreams can be nightmares. That is only an observation. Not a suggestion.

HAPPENING NOW: Temporary restraining order hearing in DC v. Trump, a suit filed this morning over Trump's effort to takeover the DC police. Judge Ana Reyes just took the bench. I'm listening in for @lawfaremedia.org Follow along ⬇️

What if the constitution just meant whatever the racist pedo scum in power said it meant?

Wow. The University of Chicago, a world-class institution whose humanities faculty in the past has included Homi Bhabha & Lauren Berlant & Ralph Ellison & Hannah freaking Arendt, is getting rid of basically every graduate department involving the acknowledgment that other cultures & languages exist.

Just imagine what we’re dealing with now but with only a few hundred people on a station far from anything else. If we can’t get along here, we won’t somewhere else.

The moment he named his platform “Truth Social” we were headed this way.

“Starbuck and his wife, Landon, produced a documentary together perpetuating the same conspiracy theory spouted by disgraced commentator Alex Jones that toxic chemicals are causing children to identify as LGBTQ+. He falsely asserted that exposure to the pesticide atrazine turned amphibians ‘gay’…”

This conversation is being recorded — and so is everything else you do in San Francisco sfstandard.com/2025/08/05/a...

Going to a drag show should not mean you forfeit your anonymity. It should not open you up to surveillance. And it absolutely should not land your name in a government database. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: "I'm allowed to do it"

Reporter: The FDA has a new AI tool that's intended to speed up drug approvals. But several FDA employees say the new AI helper is making up studies that do not exist. One FDA employee telling us, 'Anything that you don't have time to double check is unreliable. It hallucinates confidently'

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Nancy Pelosi is a fucking bitch.

Valve just updated their Steam rules to ban content that “may violate rules set by payment processors or banks.” Sounds boring. It’s not. It’s the quiet normalization of financial censorship and it’s going to hurt LGBTQ+ games and devs

I’m not seeing anything funny about sending up a trial balloon on stripping citizenship from Americans on a whim. This is horrifying that it’s even out there a an idea.

We’ve entered the Animal Farm stage of fascism.

Dang it! Missing two atoms and we could all be made up of HoHoHo. And we could really use some of that now. P.S. - Don’t science pun shame me. 🧐

An f-bomb appears to be more newsworthy than the real bombs killing people.

Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.