My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."

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"Dear people of the UK, when you go to vote on May 7th, just before you write the X in the box, count to 10 and think about what's happening in America. A quick recap below:" via The Daily Scar at Facebook

Why so many more migrants entering the UK in boats? Because Nigel Farage's Brexit party won the referendum after telling a pack of lies Pass it on! ps. Alternative routes for UK to get migrants it desperately needs to keep manufacturing & farming industries, NHS & social care going would help

Dame Judi Dench! 🤣☠️

Hegseth is the school bully on steroids.

DEAR FCO OAKSHITT IS NOT "STRANDED AROUND THE GULF" - IT IS HER CHOICE TO BE THERE AS THE UK IS APPARENTLY "TOO FULL"

Never Forget!…

Farage's hatred of foreign born voters doesn't extend to foreign born billionaires who line his pockets. Apparently 🙄

What an utterly disgusting and dangerous front page from the Mail today. Surely by now everyone can see that Reform is a party that thrives on division, fuels anger, and uses the scapegoating of minorities and migrants to gain support. Everyone it seems except the Mail

Why can't we have recaps like this in the United States

A brilliant piece... As usual, @mrjohncrace.bsky.social mercilessly exposes the inconsistencies and lies of the far right, and yet manages to make his analysis of their deceits hilarious. It's a trick he pulls off consistently. Do give him a few minutes of your time! 👍 share.google/jywQv4Z7TjeU...

The fact that this deranged lunatic has not been taken away in a straight jacket, and is somehow still running a country never ceases to amaze me.

What is it with Nigel Farage and the people he associates with?

*30%* ffs. I wonder what that figure would be by now if our media weren’t still almost exclusively populated by intellectually indolent wankers too pompous to admit that they never had the first idea what they were encouraging everyone else to vote for. (With a side of plums who deployed ‘balance’.)

So no more talk about the Nobel peace prize from Trump Now it is the Congressional Medal of Honour this guy restores my faith in Americans 👍

The child-in-chief raised tariffs on the world from 10-15 % using a different authority (that lasts just 150 days) because… He’s pouting and wants to feel strong. Regardless of your opinion of Donald, he’s a baby and this is stupid and the history books will judge us. Harshly.

Hahaha. Love you Private Eye.

Release ALL the Epstein files. NOW! We deserve to know the truth. All of it! Anyone who did any violent and cruel acts to children deserves the consequences. And they ALL should be arrested, convicted, and jailed.

I’m old enough to remember when Donald Trump paid for a full page ad in the New York Times in 1989, calling for the death penalty for the central park five, later exonerated, who happened to be black. Of course he has always been a horrible racist.

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity

It shouldn’t be harder for a woman to register to vote than a man…

This is nearly at 1,700 signatures...

As the Convicted FElon & Bondi tried to hide his involvement in the Epstein sex ring. BBC had done a documentary about the Convicted FElon & his fixation of young girls. People said that he had sex with young girls. youtu.be/KKrvn_yufMw?...

It would seem the Russians have access to more than one poison frog...

Sad times...

Spanish is one of the top 5 most spoken languages in the world. Just sayin.

The BBC is funded by licence fee payers and claims strict impartiality, yet too often its reporting feels shaped by narrative rather than evidence. When a publicly funded broadcaster loses the trust of the public it serves, the problem is no longer editorial judgment - it is institutional failure.

The sickening thought is that the rape and abuse of young girls won't have ended after Epstein. Many of those rich and powerful men will have found other sources. They won't have stopped, they'll just be a lot more careful in covering their tracks.

The ONLY reason Trump is still president is because he's surrounded himself with other pedophiles mentioned in the Epstein files. He has leverage.

Elon’s emails to Epstein. Location: Starbase, Texas

Trump loves to call those who offend his fragile ego 'losers', which is rich when you consider he never won anything in his entire life that didn't involve bribery or cheating.

They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”

Sadly, this is NOT satire.

LBC: Reform run Kent County Council has SPENT over £600K on creating just 8 new parking spaces, six of which are reserved for senior REFORM Councillors to park free of charge, whilst also charging £4 PER DAY for parking for all staff members. Where’s Reform’s DOGE when you actually need it? #UKNews

BREAKING: The Trump DOJ just erased one of the Epstein files completely from their website. It was the file that outlined an allegation that Trump forced a 14 year old girl to give him oral sex. The coverup is real! It was file EFTA01660651.pdf Share it far and wide.

We must keep our NHS away from Farage! #NeverVoteReform

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Hi Suella Braverman, when are you going to call a by-election now you’ve defected? Your new leader Nigel Farage calls those that don’t “dishonourable members”.

I guarantee a majority of racists pictured below would be dead already without treatment received freely from “foriners” in our #NHS, an organisation they will all ignore being destroyed by their white supremisist saviour Farage just because they hate seeing brown faces. Fuckwits! #Reform #Farage

Brits, please remember with everything that's happening in the US right now, that Nigel Farage wants the UK to create an ICE-style organisation for exactly the same stated purpose.

Jonesy cartoon in Private Eye No. 1667

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945