When you’re a child psychiatrist, I can’t emphasize enough the importance of knowing the difference between “I’m cooking” and “I’m cooked.”

Why does my curling iron heat up so fast and why doesn’t this technology exist in my oven?

The ongoing collapse of journalism sure correlates with the ongoing rise of living in a dystopian nightmare.

Siri, for no particular reason, what’s the opposite of Rest in Peace?

Sending your kids to two consecutive weeks of art camps is all fun and games until you come home with 10 days’ worth of crafts and art projects 😵‍💫

Being an elderly millennial means putting on the 2000s Spotify playlist you used to dance to at the club but now you are doing strength training to maintain bone mass

Me when a friend has a zit: She’s so beautiful — I didn’t even notice that tiny spot on her gorgeous face until she pointed it out Me when I have a zit: I am a hideous creature that must hide in a cave until this breakout clears because no one can see anything else when they look at me

I tried to track a package from a shipping notification email and it tried to make me download an app to do it — I’ve never been more insulted and aghast

“This is an unmitigated public health disaster,” said Dr. Sean O’Leary, chair of the infectious disease committee for the American Academy of Pediatrics. Story by @apoorvanyt.bsky.social Gift link: nyti.ms/4mV37YK

Silver lining of this hockey game: at least I’ll be able to put my kids to bed at a reasonable hour

Estimated cost $25-45 million, including the cost of repairing streets that were never meant to have tanks on them.

Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.

Displays of military force are always a sign of a thriving democracy...

Thank you, @thelancet.com, for not only publishing this work but placing it front and center for all to see. History will look back on this moment and see that your editorial team is made of people of conscience who refuse to be bullied into silence. I wish that weren’t so rare.

I just polished some silverware with baking soda and now I feel like I would have survived the Oregon Trail

#Cdnpoli While many Canadians and Americans are cheering on their favourite hockey teams, children in #Gaza are starving.

Things that can always be counted on: death, taxes, and Zendaya absolutely eating up a Met Gala dress code and looking stunning while doing so

Experience has taught me that the men who will rob your peace the most are not the outwardly toxic “red pill alpha males” but the fake feminist progressive types who gaslight you into a false sense of security

The collective internet joy of all the Pierre Poilievre election memes is rivalled only by that time that Trump got COVID

Are men okay? They are not

Don’t get me wrong, it’s good that Donald is underwater with Gen Z across the board, but those are “somehow political lesbianism has returned” levels of gender polarization with the young people.

NEW: PublicSquare, a website that lets you search for businesses in your community that explicitly want you to know they endorse Trump/MAGA values, is backfiring as people use it to boycott those businesses. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...

Sleepy Don

once again, i just do not understand how this sad, decrepit weirdo who can’t stay awake any time he sits for more than 20 minutes is the chosen strong man of the alpha male fascist set

Sounds like it’s a mistake to leave public goods in the hands of billionaires who can decide at any moment they’re bored and don’t want to support them anymore bsky.app/profile/clar...

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.

Give America the Shits Again www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...

I’d chalk it up as one of the worst failures of mainstream political news in the 2020 election: treating Trump’s “disavowals” of Project 2025 like there was any reason to think the conservative movement’s big money project for that year was suddenly just not going to happen because he lied about it.

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

A reminder that Michael Kram, the Conservative Party candidate in Regina-Wascana, is endorsed by anti-choice group, Campaign Life Coalition.

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad.

We're one week away from one of the most important elections in Canadian history, and the Conservatives are the only party that haven't released a full platform.

Last night someone called me “cute and menacing” and I felt seen and flattered 🥺🥲

Shout out to the dishes that easily fit in both the top and bottom dishwasher racks: you are the real team players 🥇

I hate hate hate the discourse around strategic voting that comes up during Every. Single. Federal election. I have nothing against my specific LPC candidate, but the nerve of sending me this flyer when your last guy broke his promise around electoral reform takes a whole lotta nerve…

We are nearing the end.

The anti-abortion movement is so often at odds with democracy because abortion bans are unpopular. Wrote about the insidious and frankly disgusting effort by Missouri Republicans to disregard November's successful abortion rights ballot measure & try to reinstate a widely unpopular total ban:

Feel Good Story of the Year.

Poilievre: "I can guarantee you there will be no laws restricting abortion passed when I am Prime Minister." Background: 100% of Conservative Party MP's and 2.5% of Liberals were flagged as anti-choice by the Abortion Rights Coalition of Canada. #cdnpoli #canpoli www.arcc-cdac.ca/media/anti-c...

Running a little walking errand and getting a little treat with the sun on your face >>>

Gonorrhea has been eliminated by the CDC! Oops...I mean gonorrhea TESTING. What could possibly go wrong???

My favourite brand of clothing company emails are when they try to pitch insane outfits as ‘office appropriate’ workwear. My own self-imposed dress code is pretty loose, but not sure what office culture, other than maybe Vogue, is chill with micro shorts suiting and tube tops 😂

We're nearing the point where some US universities will outright ban speech about "Gaza," "Palestine," "Palestinians", "ethnic cleansing", "genocide" etc. They will make outrageously false claims about anti-semitism & anti-governmental animus as justification. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Cissy SpaceX is the best name I’ve ever heard for him

Last night I attended a 10th anniversary dinner for Primal Pasta in Saskatoon. It’s the best pasta place in town, imo, and the fact that my besties own it is just coincidental. A restaurant surviving - and thriving - for a decade in today’s economic conditions feels like something to celebrate 🎉🍝

It’s a depressing realization that, if they did not already exist, there is no way that public libraries would have ever been created in today’s political climate

“If only homelessness and overdose deaths represented the same level of urgency as the carbon tax.” #SkPoli

At a press conference on Wednesday, Winnipeg police confirmed the identity of Mashkode Bizhiki’ikwe to be Ashlee Shingoose. Ashlee’s father Albert Shingoose had one request for Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew: sing a song.

The thing I need people to understand about the lab leak conspiracy is that, aside from the fact that there is no compelling evidence for a laboratory origin for SARS-CoV-2, the constant advancement of this idea is used for nefarious political purposes. In particular,…