Now that he’s started a war, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s a pedophile.

I've watched hours and hours of curling and still have no idea whatsoever what was going on or what the brushes do or what the rules even are.

Foos on Graham Norton and I want to cry at how shit it was 😔

Desperately looking for anyone in Scotland to foster a 2 year old female cat named Bambi. Incredibly affectionate and friendly. Indoor-only. Whether temporary (a few weeks) or longer term. She's going to be put to sleep otherwise -- due to a heart issue that won't affect her for another 12 months

Hope everyone has had a lovely Valentine's Day. I spent the day with the most perfect, handsome and rightly spoilt boys I know 💕🐾

Absolutely loving how seriously Pink Pantheress is taking Weakest Link. Iconic scenes. Love her even more now.

The "White House staffer" who posted the disgustingly racist Obama meme:

This nails USA state of play, & is spot on re: how rituals, structures & language of journalism inc “both sidesism” obscures real investigation & innate truths. It’s one for all UK journalists to watch & share. Seriously 🙏 @newsagents.bsky.social @mrjamesob.bsky.social @quietriotpod.bsky.social

I can't hear Scott Bessent speak without hearing "it places the lotion in the basket"

Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

The moron doesn't realise that the only NATO country to ever invoke article 5 was them, does he? Good luck invading "Iceland" you dribbling slurring decrepit old bag of diarrhoea...

Story here, via @benhunt.bsky.social www.thedailybeast.com/80s-pop-lege...

They MURDERED in daylight in American city! Like they killed fishermen in high seas! bsky.app/profile/mike...

WWIII then. Brilliant. Thanks MAGA fuckwits.

So exciting to wake up this morning and put the radio on and hear the words "in breaking news, Donald Trump has..." but sadly that sentence ended with "bombed Venezuela" instead of "died" 😔😡

The only thing worse than the hunting mob are the idiots who aren't posh enough to join in and so stand in the street just to screech and clap as they ride by, off out to tear a beautiful living creature limb from limb and then rub its blood over them. Scum. Scum doing it. Scum applauding it. IMO.

IMO Wombling Merry Christmas is an absolute banger

Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app

But why has nobody asked Pennywise for his side of the story?

@bsky.app sad to have to leave this amazing platform but after multiple attempts, the crappy KWS age verification constantly crashes and won't load. So if I can't read any of the content I'm interested in any more, what's the point of being on here?

If anyone is as exhausted as I am with all the unspeakable shit in the world right now, here's some Christmas photos of my wonderful, idiotic dogs to cheer you up

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

How dare Rod Stewart, that Farage loving worm, perform at this dignified and moving concert commemorating those who sacrificed everything in defence of the very thing he's trying to dismantle. Sickening.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

Film Club is so sweet and charming and such a perfect antidote to the current vile state of affairs

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 25 edition" — Pete Kegstand fakes it, Donny Convict breaks it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Apparently it's now the law that every single drama described as "gritty" must have Sheridan Smith or James Norton on the cast list. Love them both, sick of the sight of them.

How isn't it dead yet?! Come on raised cholesterol, and your little friend hypertension, maybe your baby cousin diabetes. Do your shit! How hard can it be?

How to do politics in the current era ... 🖖 Sublime by Newsom! 💜

Is he drunk? Can’t even walk a straight line. This is so much better with the Benny Hill Music.

Good morning 🌞

Economic genius Donald Trump explains how he comes up with tariff rates

FFS why can't he just die?

Omg she's doing Prada 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Beautiful beautiful Maribou State. Sheer class.

Been offline for a week or two. Is he dead yet? 🤞🏼

Let him reflect on this a while.

Felt cute. Shared some top secret war plans 💣👊🏼🇺🇸 might delete later 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jeffrey Goldberg in the group chat

Brilliant and hilarious from Stephen Colbert. Elect the wrong person and it doesn't take long for everything to go to s***. youtu.be/07n_vy1pVD0?...

😞😞😞

I would like to cancel my subscription to 2025 and request an immediate refund.

So it's quite good fun staying up to watch the #Superbowl when you don't understand the game, have no idea what's going on, root for the underdog, love Kendrick Lamar and SZA and despise Trump