Call me a turtle cuz I can't stop eating straws

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DREAM TEAM: MNFFH Version (with CocomintMima, TempyZazzle, Mü Thyme, @phossmoth.bsky.social and @caseytherailfur.bsky.social)

Only came out slightly cursed... I will add the wings later

Why is there 1 green nail polish color at my local dollarama??? and it's matcha like i just want cheap Christmas themed nails😭😭😭

Dollarama nail polish has no right being so good for less than a dollar!!!(yes this is totally an advertisement)

I will never get over the loss of the Tim Hortons Jelly filled donut it's only ever on a rare occasion that I see there likeness in Timbits yet even those are rare :( I yearn for them RIP you tasted good🫡🪦🫡

Which one would you pick?#stormlightarchive

Artist life

What do you call small bugs that can't have milk, don't have feet and make things small.... Lack-Toes-untaller-ants

I hate midges so much there like the Chihuahua of bugs like just because your small doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want, I swear if another one flies into my eye I'm making midge soup

I love How the ancient Romans are just the ancient Greeks but angrier and gayer

Hello y'all i'm trying to learn how to model furries in Blender and I was wondering if anybody would let me try to model their sona as practice (it is not going to be good)! #furry #3dmodel

🍓; strawberry jam for you ✧⁠*⁠。 [ #art #cute #cat #illustration ]

This is the hardest post I've ever made (and hopefully the only one I'll ever have to). I wish it never came to this but I must put my pride and ego aside and ask for help. I need help to move out of an emotionally manipulative and abusive house. ko-fi.com/jasbiskus/go... Thread below ↓ 🧵

Man I woke up from a nap with a incomprehensible feeling of cosmic horror for like 5 minutes.

it was very heartwarming on twitter how many people had fun with this one xd it makes me feel not so alone that so many ppl related to it :’)

So that's what the patty's are made from... #shitposting #McDonalds #cannibalism

Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card theonion.com/genius-...

okay bad idea: soccer but on slip and slides and you can slide kick people #sports #soccer #shitposting

I feel like iron would go great with chicken Alfredo pasta just like the taste of pennies mixed with pasta #food #cursedcooking

These things are to die for 😫

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

I am so sad the canceled the portal VR game it couldn't have that bad they could have just slapped a warning on it😭 #portal

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Drive Truck Into Abortion Clinic theonion.com/sex-ed-...

what do you think the likely hood of war would be if Canada was to shut down some of the power in america the night of the super bowl.

🌈ART RAFFLE A little chibi art raffle to say thank you for 200 followers 💞 👑 2 winners 🦆 Follow me, like and share this post! Ends on February 14th! #furryart #raffle

is it just me who thinks this slogan implies cannibalism.

WTF is gender I just don't understand it like who thought of it #gay #agender

My new favorite fursuit/j

My new mof sona phossy the base is by (Nyascree)