Don't know exactly when I became a radical extremist, but there was no going back after I decided that action on climate change was good and genocide was bad. 😕

*What!? Goldstein and not Queensland? Colour me shocked! *I’m apologising for the sarcasm but I’m leaving it here because it’s nice to not be in the hot seat for once. But WTFF Goldstein. What on Earth are you people thinking? Is this a Zionist thing…or? I can’t get my head around it.

The rule of thumb among Labor ministers, I am told, is "Ignore what's on the front pages. Get the right policy."

A dynamic, accomplished, brilliant woman loses her seat to this snivelling, obnoxious little wreath snatcher Seriously, Goldstein..WTAF??!🤦‍♀️

AEC Senate update 1.30pm. Goldstein. Zoe Daniels behind Tim Wilson by 348 votes.

Just after the 2022 election I said (I think it was on Insiders) if the Liberal party didn’t read the room on climate, women etc - then it was consigning itself to irrelevancy. I was pretty roundly criticised at the time. But I do know what I’m talking about and I can pick a vibe

#binnight Why to always to tag stuff? 🙄

McGrath now calling Independents “cashed up members of the teal party”. This guy is an absolute idiot.

Peter Dutton is a multi millionaire - and we're meant to believe he's not going to help his son buy a home. Dutton is either lying or cruel. Neither are good #auspol #ausvotes25

Airbnb locks aren’t very good www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKk-...

Reddit’s a strange place isn’t it. That’s all.

Yep. So many reasons to vote against Dutton. Hopefully the people of Dickson come to their senses.

I'm ready to watch the Sam Rockwell and Parker Posey scenes back-to-back, on a loop, for a few hours at least. I cannot stop thinking about how great those performances were. And Walton Goggins is just amazing. Those faces! #TheWhiteLotus

"Well folks, Brenda left me. Took the kids, the dog, and worst of all my last can of Busch Light. Said I gotta “grow up.” Ma’am, I got a NASCAR bedframe and three Bigfoot lawn ornaments. I AM grown. But joke’s on her,I still got custody… of the garage fridge and my subscription to Bass Pro Monthly!"

He's so good at this. Very good.

I found this little guy on the streets on Friday. He was absolutely filthy and in a lot of pain. You won’t believe how well he looks 48 hours later. Also he’s the biggest character I’ve ever come across… (1/8) 🧵

🎯 .

This. (thread) #AusMedia could take a leaf as well.

These images are from Windy.com app. This is what we’re bracing for. #cyclonealfred #Qldcyclone

If you are caught near live fallen powerlines, move away ASAP - jump like a kangaroo, landing on both feet That way you can't have one foot in separate electricity fields & cause an arc If you're in your car, stay put until emergency services arrive 🐝 #TropicalCycloneAlfred

Reminder for those in the path of #TropicalCycloneAlfred Sign up for emergency alerts now & prepare your home After the cyclone has hit treat all fallen power lines as if they are LIVE - stay away Don't go sightseeing to see the damage, stay off the roads if poss 🐝 #auspol

Cyclone prepping. I don’t know if it’s enough. I won’t be able to prune the trees. The shops are already stripped and I don’t know what to do with the pot plants. Roof is checked and blowy things are secure though. 😟

I clean as I go😍😍🤣🤣Ian

They will come after anyone not fitting the white supremacist patriarchy. Trans people are just the most obvious ones, and being a tiny minority, low hanging fruit.

Art and silence. My @smh @theage cartoon.

So Dutton reckons he’ll match Labor’s spending on Medicare. So I sent him this🤣🤣🤣Ian

Last week I had a social chat with a colleague. He is a smart, accomplished, decent, financially comfortable guy in his 60s. Yet he had no idea what was happening in the US. None. We need to remember we are an echo chamber. A lovely and intelligent one but one nonetheless. People are disengaged

Strange but fun time watching The Queen’s Gambit not remembering that I’ve read the book. I had to check if it even was a book. Don’t remember how I came to read it, the title, when I read it or where but I recognise everything and I remember reading the words.

Doc Neeson's family has condemned the National Socialist Network's hijacking of the classic The Angel's song "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again." Link to post: www.facebook.com/615415007/po...

At the same time, at the Adelaide Writers Festival, this will be happening which puts me, as host of this panel, in competition with Waleed and Susan. Your choice. www.adelaidefestival.com.au/events/2025-...

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

@australianlabor.bsky.social Grow some balls please Albo.

Horseflies suck!

Unpopular but honest personal opinion: I really hate the term “rusted on”. It irritates the hell outta me for a number of reasons. …and no. I’m not one but I can understand where they’re coming from in terms of the current opposition. Bullying and belittling doesn’t help. #Auspol

i dont mind that Dutton opposes everything . good legislation will pass anyway . but does he really have to be such a prick ALL the time? #auspol

Caught in the act! 😂 🔊 📽️teddyboycocker

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

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They’re not putting up with anymore.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Certainly not. I admit I was so gutted when the results were announced and thought to myself “So long and thanks for all the sit-coms.” to USA as a whole but I didn’t entirely mean it. ❤️

Hubs is going to be in a music video! 😂😂😂 It’s for a well-known artist. Out of the blue the producer came into his workshop and asked him to do it. Love it when random, unusual things happen like that. Keeps life fun and interesting.

I hope Savva is right. Great column. www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...

Dear Australia We need to stand together. I submitted a petition to the Australian Parliament (awaiting approval to take votes from the public) to halt all cooperation, programs and our alliance with the US. This is not the bloody standard we are going to walk past.

Jan Fran on being Lebanese… #LatouffvsABC www.crikey.com.au/2025/02/04/a...