absolutely batshit that so many people including myself fantasize about being able to support ourselves with our creative skills and the people who are privileged enough to do so don’t even want to. so many shameless hacks bruh

annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms

hey I just did three of the things that have been stressing me tf out and I got them done in like half an hour why did I put them off why do I do this to myself

ANNA 😂🔥

my job is arts and crafts

Babushka Mode. Make Borscht.

Wolf Moon, Hampstead Heath, London

'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.

“Anything is a metaphor after enough grad school.” Took me out like a sniper.

Not liking The Muppets is such a massive red flag to me.

Attempting a poor man’s beef wellington tonight (everything is the same I just used the cheapest plausible cut of beef I could find.) will update with results.

oh I ran STRAIGHT here 😭💕 thank you for the little treat Rachel!

I want it on record that I was possessed by some sort of devil and just spent two and a half hours DEEP deep cleaning my laundry room, incuding the washer and dryer, and my dishwasher. Like elbow deep cleaning out filters and gaskets and EVERYTHING. We are starting the new year off SANITIZED.

when I tell you I moaned

big news everyone I just made the best tortiere I've ever had in my life and do NOT tell my mom I said that. or my grandma(deceased). pictures to follow.

Mycroft, in the prime of his life, on an international adventure, actively dying as his body sinks into the Caribbean Sea. Teenage Sherlock, appearing as a halucination: lol pussy Mycroft: Well fuck??? Now I have to live I guess.

okay disregarding my earlier 1812 rant, I finished this an hour or two ago and I really enjoyed it! I came REALLY close to getting angry, but the twist and turn around was so worth it. Will def add to the thread, and I've already borrowed the sequel! (Need more bratty teenage Sherlock in my life).

oop they made the mistake of saying britain lost the war of 1812 and making me read it with my own two eyes. It was a stalemate and only because britain conceded to status quo antebellum! We captured more land and the USA achieved nine of its objectives! So there!

currently reading Mycroft Holmes by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Anna Waterhouse and I’m really into it so far! I’ll wait until I’m finished to add it to my thread as I’m very persnickety about my pastiches but it’s very promising so far!

Working on my Holmes pastiche again, revisiting my notes and what I've already written. It's very much a story about Watson, told after his death. Naturally, his character notes reflect that. (I'm so sorry, I giggle every time).

THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐 @gavlebocken.bsky.social

If I can accomplish one thing with that thread it has to be getting more people to read Dust and Shadow by Lyndsay Faye. It's just my all time favourite book and I need people to scream about it with me.

Finally got around to this! I threw my favourites in first, and I'll add more in as I find them.

I had to shampoo him TWICE. The water looked like chocolate milk.

filthe beaste

fire futurism.com/artificial-i...

#seinfeld #festivus

The Mighty Nein finale blew it out of the fucking water, it was SO GOOD and I'm so not ready for the season to be over. (That said.... a certain sm manager did mention that M9 as one of her current campaigns would wrap before promo for GO3 began.... Kayla if you can hear me-)

The shorteste daye The longest nighte Welcome, sun Welcome, lighte

Halfway out of the dark. Happy Solstice!! (marked as is tradition by the iconic art of @wolfskulljack.bsky.social)

Mr. Marbles 😭

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

Oh yeah I cleaned this! 💥🔥 #alpatchaart #ocsky #dndsky #originalcharacter #oc #tiefling #dnd5e

Finally made my pledge!!! So excited 💖 (also I am y e a r n i n g for that tote bag)

EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to compile that thread later bc I have to take the dog for a walk and get ready for work and such, but I'm feeling Awakened and determined to make it everyone else's problem

Starting a thread here for Sherlock Holmes recs 🧵🔍

Seeing my Good Omens moots falling back into Sherlock… oh my dears, I welcome you into my warm embrace you are safe here. I have fanfic recs, I have books and podcasts and beloved 80’s tv shows… I have what you are yearning for

two years....

if you hate joy and whimsy then LEAVE my house

I say this with my full chest. I will never, never, never, never, never, never,never, never, never,never, never, never,never, never, never,never, never, NEVER!!!! Use any kind of A.I. in ANY of my work. EVER!

"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.