More Democrats support abolishing ICE than support Chuck Schumer

really impressively bad. i'll never participate in any event, festival, or conference that includes this sort of thing. 🤮

Yeah, that's right... an MIT study shows 95 percent of generative AI products fail to provide any real value. No shit. Sloppers live in vain. Stop the slop.

Levalbuterol ☺️ Albuterol 🤬

We are so back

Saw a goat on a leash at work today. I thought I was actually going crazy

Why did that cheesy ass Minecraft poem make me cry?

I GRADUATED BITCHES

The star quarterback from my university got drafted to the Las Vegas Raiders, so now I have decided to give a shit about the NFL and only for the Raiders (even though I kinda hate the team's branding)

An American Pope? An AMERICAN Pope? AN AMERICAN POPE?????? IN THIS ECONOMY?

Sometimes I think that existing is lame. Then I remember that I get to listen to daft punk, so that makes up for it.

I met a random older gentleman out fishing today. Talking to him gave me hope for a better future. It seemed like he already traveled the path I've only just begun.

I have 3 weeks left until I graduate, and the senioritis is so bad I'm having to bust out the coconut mall 10 hour loop to get anything done

one of my tiktok followers made this

I'm so close to graduation and so unmotivated I've had to break out the Coconut Mall 10 hour loop to study. I'm so ready to be done

Whenever I'm on campus and I see a somewhat large group of people there's a good shot it's either an exceptionally large group of hackysack players, or a small protest

Thinking about Hugh Laurie rn

Hear the words of O-Lir, last sentinel of the Fortress temple. May they serve you well.

METROID PRIME 4 GOT RID OF THE BUTT CRACK LETS GO!!!!

I learned how to bake bread. I just had the most incredible loaf of my life

I would like to once again apologize for ruining Obama's March Madness bracket

Stumbled across an Ohio State University Marching band rehearsal today and I was fanigirling so hard

GAY RIGHTS

Tomorrow, my bill repealing the ban on same sex marriage will be heard in House Judiciary at 8am. The ban on same sex marriage has remained in our state constitution since the early 2000s, despite being deemed unconstitutional for the last decade. It's time to remove it.

Unfortunately I am returning to the state of Ohio once again

I WANT LEVERS, DIALS, AND GIZMOS GODDAMNIT

I met a physical therapist today and he diagnosed me with uneven butt :(

As a caver, I'm absolutely loving all the caving memes going around tik tok

My behavioral ecology textbook is written by a bunch of British dudes, so I feel legally obligated to read it in a funny British accent

Kendrick plus the Chiefs getting demolished might make this the best Super Bowl in a long time

The Kendrick/Drake beef has ended up being this

I'm so happy to see Doechii getting her flowers at the Grammys. She's one of the best things to happen to music recently, and I hope she continues to get the success she deserves.

I went thrifting and found the Garfield mug that gives you brain damage

I used to work at Subway and when someone would ask to speak to the manager, I’d just go in the back and eat slices of turkey until they left.

I just saw a picture of myself where I had actual light in my eyes. Turns out they're really pretty when they have a little bit of life behind them

i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated

I just opened my backpack and found a smashed Adderall capsule with a bunch of tiny Adderall pellets spread all over the bottom of my bag 💀

If I hear the word baked beans one more time I'm gonna have a joker moment

if one of my appliances tried to talk to me i would shoot it with a gun

Just finished reading Tokyo Ueno Station by Yu Miri. It was absolutely worth my time. It was haunting and poetic, with brief moments of respite and beauty in an otherwise depressing book. It will be in my thoughts for a long time to come. I suggest anyone so inclined to read it.

This last semester I couldn't get my Adderall prescription filled and used caffeine to cope. Now that I have my Adderall back, I realize that caffeine wasn't doing shit for me

I hate IoT! I hate IoT!!

I'm reading Down and out in Paris and London right now. All of the casual bigotry really sours it considering that the whole point of the book is supposed to be empathy for impoverished people. Maybe Orwell should have tried empathy in general

Anytime I'm struggling with task initiation, I think about this tweet and get my shit together just out of spite.

I cannot describe how much love I have for the fortnite literature guy on tik tok. He's doing God's work out there

GUESS WHO PASSED ALL THEIR CLASSES, BITCHES??

Me after reading a scientific paper and absorbing almost none of it